Welcome to the Loch-Ness Hotel! It is an honour to host the author of such popular articles about mysterious incidents. We're glad that you accepted our invitation to investigate the Loch Ness Monster mystery. Be careful, though, as it has recently been attacking tourists! Please note that the hotel is not responsible for your life and health! But we hope that our rooms, full of local trinkets, Scotland history, and the occasional nosy neighbour will be to your liking! It should be sunny with a chance of... flood?! Anyway... have a lovely time! Yours, Mr. and Mrs. Crossbury.
