标题: 猴岛小英雄与海盗、大剑师对骂攻略 [打印本页] 作者: mxjmyxzww999 时间: 2009-7-27 18:19 标题: 猴岛小英雄与海盗、大剑师对骂攻略 这个也是老版的，看看～～～9 t H0 r6 G2 N1 t; R! p
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Fighting the pirates 0 [, d1 h% L! J( y( `' p与海盗对骂; w, g* l5 ~% g; I6 R* Q
* _5 s$ E6 V6 I4 T6 S& {Insult: 9 C6 C* a/ a) F6 NComeback: This is the END for you, you gutter-crawling cur! * }8 }7 _! }. D' l2 EAnd I've got a little TIP for you, get the POINT? 6 a* Y7 `6 N. t, s% R) }- b, LInsult:/ ]! B ^- ?* \$ r
Comeback: Soon you'll be wearing my sword like a shish kebab! " j; y" X9 g, O1 v2 q _First you better stop waiving it like a feather-duster. 3 ~! C0 N$ y7 }& c
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Comeback: My handkerchief will wipe up your blood! ) u% i6 k. ]6 `; g% O: G$ m! TSo you got that job as janitor, after all. . M% B/ E8 X) t8 ?* ~7 T1 V; sInsult: , p; P, q# j0 qComeback: People fall at my feet when they see me coming.( A& J1 t# h' W2 s* P# @1 ^( Y& P
Even BEFORE they smell your breath? - f) B% v# E3 z7 f/ W5 {' _0 c' L, KInsult: " s5 `% t7 k' x. O$ TComeback: I once owned a dog that was smarter then you. ( H2 E, a9 u* F* Q7 R9 \/ I% X8 oHe must have taught you everything you know. ( t1 T S4 o1 XInsult:; @% \# W6 o! j6 f
Comeback: You make me want to puke. 9 q7 L6 \: F" ^! `2 ~* z H/ SYou make me think somebody already did. 4 ]* _% @9 e: Y7 j1 R$ P# N, ^( `Insult:' T$ a; w' k3 L/ ^
Comeback: Nobody's ever drawn blood from me and nobody ever will. 0 n/ Y1 P D8 y: O2 pYou run THAT fast? / b' ?' }* I& b
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Comeback: You fight like a dairy farmer. 0 F$ C( |) l5 ~3 WHow appropriate. You fight like a cow. ! v3 M' b; K* `* K% c
Insult: 4 P0 I/ e* ^% K# G8 y: `# [Comeback: I got this scar on my face during a mighty struggle!% Z$ v% f9 W& I t; r
I hope now you've learned to stop picking your nose. , O- _! @7 V8 m/ R h! fInsult:/ k, ^2 A2 V5 H- z; q* b/ J* k5 t0 L
Comeback: Have you stopped wearing diapers yet? 9 T( `. t# N% J! IWhy, did you want to borrow one? : Q" G+ J7 w, dInsult: & a- v0 c+ ~7 R8 T' d: pComeback: I've heard you were a contemptible sneak.. ]" O j) \& u& H7 G
Too bad no one's ever heard of YOU at all. & e" {' V0 c& q8 e& K
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Comeback: You're no match for my brains, you poor fool. 0 g3 E& }+ G* J3 F2 }& \( YI'd be in real trouble if you ever used them. $ E/ \7 N2 P; b" D- a2 aInsult: ' g2 Q: h" s5 O" s6 a) g6 UComeback: You have the manners of a beggar. 8 h+ j! i, W: r) ~% X3 B1 I0 {) iI wanted to make sure you'd feel comfortable with me. / }/ | n3 \8 l4 s% A7 \, \
Insult: . [3 }# ?; E2 Z# OComeback: I'm not going to take your insolence sitting down!1 o( W A3 v! H; Y7 A' k! F
Your hemorrhoids are flaring up again, eh? : M) P+ b8 a9 V1 m6 {Insult:# K% P. i: p$ M2 J9 U* B/ g8 q
Comeback: There are no words for how disgusting you are. $ l, I$ J( N k$ g, J6 P4 S% pYes there are. You just never learned them. . D) `0 Q6 D! ]3 {! ~8 aInsult:% Q+ ~+ \- u m! k9 \
Comeback: I've spoken with apes more polite then you. . v" r5 S5 D9 n: a3 r) E0 ?8 K! KI'm glad to hear you attended your family reunion. + S4 P- ]/ K+ \* M 2 Q2 r) A$ i# F$ a: GFighting the Sword Master 9 h* {' _) V% h! M
与大剑师对骂 ; y3 I4 o6 ?! Q( P' r+ U0 \" X- j. R: k/ p0 B* _: S, H" r* Q6 F
Insult: 6 l, j4 @/ }3 Z$ h- IComeback: I've got a long, sharp lesson for you you to learn today. - x3 w1 L8 r. i0 m! B! QAnd I've got a little TIP for you. Get the POINT? ' ~7 Z& ]/ L- k' v. r
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Comeback: My tongue is sharper then any sword. & ~1 L# P- Z0 FFirst you better stop waving it like a feather-duster. # i4 Z! D) \, M" j9 g$ [Insult: ]) t/ m( m; Y4 d- NComeback: My name is feared in every dirty corner of this island! 8 ?& e9 {$ Y; C, K/ vSo you got that job as janitor, after all. ' b( v$ P1 T# f6 r
Insult: & Q( t- s) _: X0 x: R3 Z) g& sComeback: My wisest enemies run away at the first sight of me! ; E- [6 |" O$ ~/ n# ?: PEven BEFORE they smell your breath? 5 v+ o J: A* w+ j; B( U: D
Insult: - ]2 i" u2 s- o/ [) AComeback: Only once have I met such a coward!( [: t* J" r9 R
He must have taught you everything you know. 4 S1 A1 J7 N F" O3 }$ k/ b2 _9 w, rInsult: V% p* t. C) _ X" v7 J/ b8 p
Comeback: If your brother's like you, better to marry a pig.- w5 _! i1 H0 L a( q* O
You make me think somebody already did. 4 p" c0 H; V3 y' r5 @Insult:% C1 e* G1 B. e+ ^% ]* o
Comeback: No one will ever catch ME fighting as badly as you do. ' G' }' L8 s! i9 h* vYou run THAT fast? " I& f: i7 \2 Z1 I. {
Insult: % o% V. N9 H. {. D6 FComeback: I will milk every drop of blood from your body! @ e$ w4 g5 k b
How appropriate. You fight like a cow. . K2 b2 m1 W# v, d" i; R- y
Insult: , _/ P) q M4 b. d9 GComeback: My last fight ended with my hands covered with blood. 1 A6 c' {/ r; C$ d* c# PI hope now you've learned to stop picking your nose. ) O& p0 ~. b" E4 p. v4 M
Insult: ; x9 d& M9 c' ~7 XComeback: I hope you have a boat ready for a quick escape.5 L6 U( t) \& o
Why, did you want to borrow one? 3 E5 O2 w/ U7 g1 _Insult: ) Z3 U; c5 D% M; dComeback: My sword is famous all over the Caribbean! 6 {+ H* s! H; qToo bad no one's ever heard of YOU at all. % E6 h! P9 Y4 {+ S9 LInsult: 1 \5 Z1 Q4 U m" s) X% F4 iComeback: I've got the courage and skill of a master swordsman! ) G* t$ h! r& F; e2 Y- O, \3 rI'd be in real trouble if you ever used them. 6 B0 `8 B Q; d- p! x8 g: }% m. h$ lInsult:; G- C9 b$ Z/ h6 Y
Comeback: Every word you say to me is stupid. - T) ?4 A6 i4 b5 XI wanted to make sure you'd feel comfortable with me. . W3 Z6 F# ^3 v' H* x# {+ R. U0 B9 bInsult:& w3 o7 s1 U: f& N
Comeback: You are a pain in the backside, sir!; @) u0 c$ }3 @! i( `5 S4 V, u+ a
Your hemorrhoids are flaring up again, eh? ' p& N& m; q* u9 n
Insult: 7 c3 A( ]1 @, q! C' i. \- uComeback: There are no clever moves that can help you now. 1 @( d& F) d& `6 FYes there are. You just never learned them. % z. @5 {8 `2 g3 t) Z3 `* o
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Comeback: Now I know what filth and stupidity really are.4 w& n5 `) [( T2 n
I'm glad to hear you attended your family reunion. , p( A' n. L2 V7 M- \6 R
Insult: 6 @* |' J/ U N8 U: C% k) eComeback: I usually see people like you passed-out on tavern floors. 8 I8 b- o$ r& R, I# c; tEven BEFORE they smell your breath? 作者: mxjmyxzww999 时间: 2009-7-30 09:35
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