标题: 猴岛小英雄与海盗、大剑师对骂攻略 [打印本页] 作者: mxjmyxzww999 时间: 2009-7-27 18:19 标题: 猴岛小英雄与海盗、大剑师对骂攻略 这个也是老版的，看看～～～ / D; n% X6 k5 t& G, q4 h \' B$ ~) X- Q2 X, \7 ?/ p
Fighting the pirates : u. v9 g& `, W2 s与海盗对骂 # g! c. S, i, ~* p: d4 [: a& q: v! `+ w6 d, }
Insult: # I5 T8 v* x1 s& U- E& K3 g, xComeback: This is the END for you, you gutter-crawling cur!8 E/ {, X: F$ V" }3 X1 P: B
And I've got a little TIP for you, get the POINT? 3 m# z2 j# Q' H ]Insult:! i5 c0 T( M* K3 V) [8 W+ z
Comeback: Soon you'll be wearing my sword like a shish kebab! ' `% n0 l+ p5 l& QFirst you better stop waiving it like a feather-duster. . T$ W: P4 D% C9 t
Insult: i9 \* W, n5 a% \6 @& |: g8 h7 _
Comeback: My handkerchief will wipe up your blood!8 d$ i Z1 m( D n$ W: i; E( }" T
So you got that job as janitor, after all. ( r* W. B+ g" o
Insult: , b+ x. S/ I% U8 R; O+ \6 B! lComeback: People fall at my feet when they see me coming. & l! [& [7 @: B. ^4 ]) SEven BEFORE they smell your breath? # D6 b* V5 L# c: d1 ?8 l0 IInsult: 1 a- k' {- U, I! x; [Comeback: I once owned a dog that was smarter then you. 5 Y5 y( m# @5 \- e& O7 a( q) e) ?5 }He must have taught you everything you know. ' x6 B; X3 [1 _$ Z
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Comeback: You make me want to puke.4 e" l# E8 K. d; [4 V$ m
You make me think somebody already did. 4 g$ U1 T! }& z& m1 {' A9 dInsult: : q0 p* h7 x9 v. gComeback: Nobody's ever drawn blood from me and nobody ever will.6 C P' [' n0 d4 Z2 E1 \3 O
You run THAT fast? ; \7 S) L Y' x* ] B1 n+ M1 T
Insult: ) f, p& E& U# P7 }$ xComeback: You fight like a dairy farmer.4 i& ]1 n. y# `. A8 b o5 z8 [
How appropriate. You fight like a cow. 3 r3 S* L+ ?4 j$ [ @7 z5 {& K
Insult: 4 ?$ Q2 I8 y u# l+ w; F5 M7 I2 IComeback: I got this scar on my face during a mighty struggle!1 N4 Z0 W8 C- o' k/ c F8 W
I hope now you've learned to stop picking your nose. " S6 G: i1 N/ x# n( I
Insult: # S# l) W8 [2 o M/ O/ {Comeback: Have you stopped wearing diapers yet? ; `' r" M5 r3 i FWhy, did you want to borrow one? , H5 A$ v0 O) T g2 p2 N' D
Insult:9 S1 Y5 B' j! d3 n: V
Comeback: I've heard you were a contemptible sneak.) p, m! O" k" v( V
Too bad no one's ever heard of YOU at all. 9 \# C4 W) L' Y* g1 w0 U% U
Insult: 3 _3 c: h8 c4 e7 T/ o; zComeback: You're no match for my brains, you poor fool. T0 y: d' k7 TI'd be in real trouble if you ever used them. , d. u+ @ X* I/ G" c! `1 A ZInsult: ' P# Q: ], Y7 I0 bComeback: You have the manners of a beggar. : t H+ K, j6 X _. V8 bI wanted to make sure you'd feel comfortable with me. 9 V" j7 V# G. c2 y; p
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Comeback: I'm not going to take your insolence sitting down!$ E' C( L& U+ Y' l/ _0 e( H
Your hemorrhoids are flaring up again, eh? : |" a. S5 s- r3 ?+ A2 T
Insult: 3 V9 n0 H q; \6 c; |) yComeback: There are no words for how disgusting you are.1 j, Q% p0 s7 }. y7 b8 [6 l( l! o4 U
Yes there are. You just never learned them. 4 R/ J" n. h2 a) N6 l" y0 a' Z" N
Insult:( e O2 m7 s( ?4 ^: m3 c
Comeback: I've spoken with apes more polite then you.* I5 v( `! R x8 z" d: e; @+ W
I'm glad to hear you attended your family reunion. - S1 P0 e3 g! H: w- P! \& T& _1 ?
Fighting the Sword Master 5 Z8 F8 L$ Y" d$ f7 O, p! B
与大剑师对骂 / q h2 W I) q V2 W: O" I5 T7 m* L4 h' g' Q8 T& ]
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Comeback: I've got a long, sharp lesson for you you to learn today. $ D! X5 Z0 L P7 o" \5 k. U) ?0 K: WAnd I've got a little TIP for you. Get the POINT? ) |& ? n( z# j# Q, C0 c) L0 J4 QInsult: + \! F' Z: P( S9 R4 B, IComeback: My tongue is sharper then any sword.: D" M- n. d, R6 ~/ F- {. @+ r
First you better stop waving it like a feather-duster. 1 P a- J; o) |2 v! V, g+ mInsult: ; F. t" @+ [/ }" D F$ D: U+ gComeback: My name is feared in every dirty corner of this island! 0 P3 G/ q% A( E- S1 S# kSo you got that job as janitor, after all. $ H. u; z; d: p/ v; {6 bInsult:( b! o% r i- j' ?
Comeback: My wisest enemies run away at the first sight of me! + X' P. q6 Z% IEven BEFORE they smell your breath? x4 s- N7 ?: S2 iInsult: L, k6 \4 i1 R0 m3 `8 ^; _
Comeback: Only once have I met such a coward! 2 e; u2 T9 x) ]' R$ I0 q! qHe must have taught you everything you know. 7 c4 e7 Z G/ u7 k5 F/ d7 z7 M: o* }Insult: ' w( J1 w, D2 `$ l7 G/ jComeback: If your brother's like you, better to marry a pig. 3 t$ T( _, r/ Q" hYou make me think somebody already did. - ?7 @1 I5 u" F
Insult: ( F/ g K! k: ]# y8 a6 ?9 \Comeback: No one will ever catch ME fighting as badly as you do.* p5 L+ j6 b, F$ _2 w
You run THAT fast? 1 w- h% m+ g9 h0 g% I* ~ {Insult: ! B6 I' h' s' x) E9 b9 }Comeback: I will milk every drop of blood from your body!* A5 }* c1 o9 i m6 p& O
How appropriate. You fight like a cow. 4 c! [ x1 Z3 @. @2 l
Insult: 0 H+ `: M. {$ g3 RComeback: My last fight ended with my hands covered with blood.& W+ h6 p# `3 l% g; c& ]
I hope now you've learned to stop picking your nose. : b! H4 l- {' p, E/ {* P" z
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Comeback: I hope you have a boat ready for a quick escape.. J+ N$ C$ I# W Z$ X- H* P" j) i! Z
Why, did you want to borrow one? ; O4 O. U$ p3 J4 c, oInsult:( F: Z4 m8 K& B( C9 @4 B d
Comeback: My sword is famous all over the Caribbean! ; u0 @& m( \. j# ^6 bToo bad no one's ever heard of YOU at all. . \( P6 z/ W" P0 r, A: K- d
Insult:. l4 d7 ]2 h4 g: |/ t) r' i7 P3 @
Comeback: I've got the courage and skill of a master swordsman! ) F' n9 w7 C2 Z9 ]3 e5 NI'd be in real trouble if you ever used them. }, t) H v$ M; t& [Insult: . \4 l+ v- U9 _1 @/ hComeback: Every word you say to me is stupid. * `- s, P( A- ]; r: d1 P+ _I wanted to make sure you'd feel comfortable with me. 5 C8 ~( x0 o9 dInsult:5 n4 c7 ^( ^( F: D
Comeback: You are a pain in the backside, sir!0 `: t' t6 S7 q9 e8 p
Your hemorrhoids are flaring up again, eh? ) I. m0 E: M& I2 A5 }Insult:: ^# g. x+ W) C- b+ N7 \* Q" K
Comeback: There are no clever moves that can help you now. 4 G+ t! ~& z( ~" A& @( ^Yes there are. You just never learned them. : h1 c8 T4 u, Y! s+ _( [Insult: % D% h2 K X3 c( IComeback: Now I know what filth and stupidity really are. Z- U$ w4 V1 X: zI'm glad to hear you attended your family reunion. 6 {& M4 i0 B. `5 g7 d6 ~
Insult: 0 L% v+ G/ D* Z rComeback: I usually see people like you passed-out on tavern floors.7 L( v8 R3 A6 q2 x
Even BEFORE they smell your breath? 作者: mxjmyxzww999 时间: 2009-7-30 09:35
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