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作者: ecology    时间: 2006-9-3 17:11
标题: 让大伙儿开心开心(补上文本)
一段意大利英语……
4 K, S6 O# t- q: k* z/ N2 f大学时候老师还在课堂放过的，今天突然想起了，放上来大家一起开心地笑笑啊 [s:23]
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One day I gonna to Malta to a big hotel,in the morning I go down to eat a breakfast. I tell the waitress that I want two pieces of toast .she brings me only one piece. I tell her "I wanna two pieces". She say "Go to the toilet". I say "you don't understand, I wanna two pieces on
8 a4 h) j8 U( lmy plate". She say to me: "you better not piss on the plate, you
sonnawabitch". I do not even know this lady and she call me a sonnawabitch!!
. @* d% y& e( V/ V" hLater I go to eat at a bigger restaurant. The waiter brings
$ l; y, d2 j6 W6 i7 rme a Spoon and a knief but no fock. I tell her "I wanna a fock" and she
; C; t0 b" r1 u- _- ]tella me : "everyone wanna fxck". I tella her " you don't undertsand
me...I wanna fock on the table". She say : "you better not f*k on the table you sonnawabitch."
9 k% k  M7 q4 z# MSo I go back to my room in my hotel and there is no sheets on the bed. I call the manager and tell him "I wanna a sheet". he tell me to
! w8 |* }* ?# \9 o, m9 P) p- NGo the toilet. I say "you don't understand I wanna a sheet on
& ^3 f- d1 Q9 F* Zmy bed". He say:"you better not shoot on the bed, you sonnawabitch".

I go to the Check out and the man at the desk said " peace on you".and I say : " Piss on you too, you sonnawabicth". I gonna back to Italy!

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作者: goddamit    时间: 2006-9-3 22:30
让我想起了这个印度英语。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。 [s:2]
( w: u3 J# i/ x( f% M% q/ Ghttp://www.youtube.com/w/In-the- ... 6265AFD&index=2
+ x- n2 B1 c5 n% j; q$ X7 _: d舌头转啊转啊

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作者: candywren    时间: 2006-9-3 22:49
看来说话的老兄搞不请出piss和pizza、fork和fuck、sheet和shit的发音啊！！笑死我了！脖子快笑断了！唉呦呦！

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作者: saphirblue    时间: 2006-9-3 23:51
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作者: kayshop    时间: 2006-9-4 10:29
楼主的这个我也听过，很搞笑

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作者: goddamit    时间: 2006-9-4 10:45

引用第3楼saphirblue于2006-09-03 23:51发表的“”:
印度！ 我一直想找一首比较老的印度歌， 类似Disco的， 唱得很快但是很沉，有点像念经
, T& Z4 w0 g$ K9 M/ y很小的时候在MTV台看过，那时候不少地方都播这首歌
7 l# d# J8 a5 C2 J; L7 }, M只记得一个词是类似 ma ga li na 或者 ma ca li na （马卡丽娜？）
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有没有办法找到这样一首歌呢？

象念经的,breathless？http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P47Tv3cANmc
( X3 v, t; m; Y. ?1 |对印度歌不熟。。。。。。。-_-''

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作者: saphirblue    时间: 2006-9-4 13:00
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作者: paranoiac    时间: 2006-10-5 20:14
以下:

3 b! z: b' ?( _[wmv]http://mp3.sky-cs.cn/Macarena玛卡林娜.mp3[/media]

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