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# v7 [: M: K0 q- X4 Z* H* `Insult: Every enemy I've met I annihilated!3 ~* z6 y& _. I* r; ?" q
Response: With your breath, I'm sure they all suffocated.! v U5 h( D9 c' s S5 {) [
: n$ r6 @# O/ Q2 Z# l: E RInsult: You're as repulsive as a monkey in a negligee.
5 z9 A* E( K6 Q; YResponse: I look THAT much like your fiancee?
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Insult: Would you like to be buried or cremated?
0 k+ y, w( N: F6 mResponse: With you around, I'd prefer to be fumigated.# o- z: H* P( s( {3 s3 e. s
& J& W- u$ @. ^0 c% X/ z! Q- jInsult: Heaven preserve me! You look like something that's died!
; C7 Q* F: t. g. f9 O" M' @Response: The only way you'll be preserved is in formaldehyde.. S" e1 M: I1 O1 A' y
7 B& Y' j; n1 [2 z6 |Insult: I'll skewer you like a sow at a buffet.
& O- O6 _) b/ }) u* `, K& W0 Q, bResponse: When I'm done with you, you'll be a boneless fillet.& P; n$ N! W( i* d3 |
9 i9 {! @7 D# QInsult: Killing you would be justifiable homicide!6 A. Q( e6 U1 d
Response: Then killing you must be justifiable fungicide.3 a) \5 y- p! I, G
; K& z8 r5 Q6 |* f. iInsult: En garde! Touche! 8 h0 k9 F7 ^( g7 W* f
Response: Oh, that is so cliche.: a1 J. K5 A8 \ \0 C, x
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Insult: Throughout the Caribbean my great deeds are celebrated!1 z# u6 M$ c; W
Response: Too bad they're fabricated.
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Insult: When your father first saw you, he must have been mortified.) @# V8 ]" S8 r% \# X: L
Response: At least mine can be identified.6 _1 Y7 m. b* X e
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Insult: You can't match my witty repartee!
: T) X1 v7 g) Z' N Q2 v8 F. |+ qResponse: I could, if you would use some breath spray.0 o4 `2 A7 R$ k# d0 T6 c2 }
) l' f' R5 |' c4 a( v' L% a7 {- yInsult: I can't rest until you've been exterminated!
. _; ]% m' t% x$ jResponse: Then perhaps you should switch to decaffeinated.
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9 }; V; K1 |8 r. g, M7 a% eInsult: You're the ugliest monster ever created!% O: P0 P% R9 B" _+ c) v
Response: If you don't count all the one you've dated., m5 O/ `( z7 U1 x& o
5 |% `' B* F6 g6 Q" qInsult: I'll leave you devastated, mutilated and perforated.
, I. i9 G8 Q/ qResponse: Your odor alone makes me aggravated, agitated and infuriated.
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; |" n/ N; b9 e3 _. NInsult: Coming face to face with me must leave you petrified.
0 X" m3 A# e2 U3 x2 m8 x8 \Response: Is that your face? I thought it was your backside.5 M' n! Y* M( R# R
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Insult: I'll hound you night and day!
: W& n; S0 Q" @7 |Response: Then be a good boy. Sit. Stay! + R) \, C* z0 L0 r* @' F
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Insult: I have never seen such clumsy swordplay!
- m1 p8 V/ j( H, c' Y+ h3 dResponse: You would have, but you're always running away.
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Insult: My attacks have left entire islands depopulated!
) N! P/ W( N8 ~! A' D6 _3 x3 ?Response: With your breath, I'm sure they all suffocated.8 W/ v) G/ ~. p) i3 M
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Insult: You have the sex appeal of a Shar-Pei.
) @9 Z, Q2 A+ m2 y1 bResponse: I look THAT much like your fiancee?7 o' b7 j+ d& J T9 e7 a- w0 p& \
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Insult: I give you a choice. You can be gutted, or decapitated!
6 F- ~ f$ A- AResponse: With you around, I'd prefer to be fumigated.2 w, M1 l! Q! Q6 A' G/ Q
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Insult: Nothing on this earth can save your sorry hide!
3 k4 \3 ~0 s! o9 ]% v7 v3 LResponse: The only way you'll be preserved is in formaldehyde.
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Insult: Your lips look like they belong on the catch of the day!
5 ?. ]' f n* T4 b, O. kResponse: When I'm done with you, you'll be a boneless fillet.
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. r& b- p/ k8 G9 C& wInsult: When I'm done, your body will be rotted and putrefied!
3 d# S6 e5 m0 k: QResponse: Then killing you must be justifiable fungicide.
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Insult: Your mother wears a toupee!
3 c3 W2 k9 b: f) m" w* v( YResponse: Oh, that is so cliche.
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, p+ T5 a. w4 T, {' [( _Insult: My skills with a sword are highly venerated.# }) K; @8 q* A$ I% }4 e. n
Response: Too bad they're fabricated.
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Insult: You're a disgrace to your species, you're so undignified!
0 P% Z" Z, X* w% b1 b" a7 K. LResponse: At least mine can be identified.; y; O0 L) }/ d3 c" }) V4 o
# U* C, j1 ~4 E8 x! y* w! b' ^! L& EInsult: Nothing can stop me from blowing you away!1 ]6 J0 u8 n5 X( i6 }6 b
Response: I could, if you would use some breath spray.
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Insult: Your stench would make an outhouse cleaner irritated!
' N0 r% [' [, x8 ]Response: Then perhaps you should switch to decaffeinated.
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8 S2 C6 J$ f. L) {% j3 c+ FInsult: Your looks would make pigs nauseated./ ~9 Q8 i- s2 w
Response: If you don't count all the one you've dated.7 Y G2 p) `& }9 l
2 v" r- P$ H# e& G( I/ ?Insult: I can't tell which of my traits has you the most intimidated.
8 b# m8 t2 M4 W$ ]# V/ bResponse: Your odor alone makes me aggravated, agitated and infuriated.
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Insult: Never before have I faced someone so sissified.
' n7 p( X ?! Z b' z' r# {Response: Is that your face? I thought it was your backside.+ E* X+ N; H& q5 p3 ^3 F5 B; j- I
- b- W# K) T# U4 t$ @! I4 E! dInsult: Sometimes I am dogged and relentless to my prey!0 ?0 O1 h) d5 A( H! f
Response: Then be a good boy. Sit. Stay! % q' w2 p) A- ~
1 d7 P' c2 V2 W3 tInsult: I have never lost a melee!
3 b# B; W/ g! t B/ R4 Z" ?. fResponse: You would have, but you're always running away.
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Q :我所遇過的每一個敵人，都已經到西天野餐去了。
( ]+ D* U3 ^, S( G' |羅:我的攻擊讓整個島群人口驟減。7 k. f9 u! j2 S
A :在你的口臭之下，我相信他們全都窒息了。% t; G0 A/ t$ ` O3 c" r8 x9 |/ d8 o
6 O1 b, x* N8 T& n9 g/ _8 zQ :你就像一隻穿著衣服的猴子一樣令人生厭。( |% Y% B& M0 K, j4 l
羅:你對Shar-Pei倒是很有吸引力。
G: p% ^ b: \: O" zA :我看起來真的那麼像你的未婚妻嗎？
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Q :我要像叉自助餐裡的豬肉那樣叉死你。9 M+ {7 Q7 [& a0 Q
羅:你的雙唇看起來就好比每天的大減價商品一樣。+ B( z7 S5 i2 i
A :當我把你解決之後你將會是一塊去骨的上肉。$ f6 p5 o+ [1 s3 D; y* \
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Q :我會蹂躪你，使你殘廢全身穿孔。4 o- ^, Q4 q& h+ s' Y
A :你的味道讓我呼吸困難、情緒激動、無法忍受。
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2 t+ B. [$ F Q6 N; X! t7 |Q :老天！饒了我吧！你看來活著和死的沒甚麼兩樣。
( w% P9 @. H! l0 O% I L羅:在這個地球上沒有一處是你容身之所。
1 Y9 T" C! {5 x9 YA :唯一能把你保留下來的方法就是泡在甲醛裡。. E3 Q! \2 ]1 g2 m3 C7 X( T4 w
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Q :準備接招！
. p k, Q9 T/ ?/ f, f羅:你娘戴著假髮。
/ z! Z& K( v5 T! V" EA :哦！真是老招。
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Q :和我面對面一定讓你嚇呆了吧！- Z% w! S; r; y# S7 X
A :那是你的臉嗎我還以為是你的屁股。
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Q :你是趕不上我機智的對答的。
: V- |) c( S% j" R羅:我一口氣就能把你吹走誰也不能阻止。
* m" J5 { O6 A! H/ NA :如果你能用一點口齒芳香劑的話我倒還可以忍受。$ t4 J. J U$ }6 p) i& G, ~
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Q :到你死之前我都不會休息。' F+ M& y* v8 u; e j$ {! w( R& M
A :那麼或許你可以試試不含咖啡因的東西。
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4 \$ \& J7 K$ T0 B8 ^/ xQ :當你父親第一眼看見你時，他一定感到很後悔。
- U, @3 ]) A9 S- T* C' f* `羅:你是你那種族的恥辱啊！你連一點威嚴都沒有。
5 u2 s; j- a8 R; h( KA :至少我的還可以確認。
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Q :我會從早到晚大聲罵你。
1 [5 J, d$ L G; l& \4 L羅:你會發現我對獵物既執著又無情。& [) U0 z( C/ o' k, N7 B% @- g
A :那就當條好狗坐下留在這裡。
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Q :我偉大的功勳馳名整個加勒比海。
; I, g' K4 \* P- g1 W羅:我的劍術受到高度崇拜。2 `; h" c. {$ P6 I
A :很不幸它們全都是捏造的。 |
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