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5 R. `# @" ^' Z7 z b8 q普通海盗 G8 Q4 o) v( Q- a7 c' T
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Insult: Every enemy I've met I annihilated!( a5 V8 g+ d7 D1 n
Response: With your breath, I'm sure they all suffocated.. \" N$ ~2 ~0 L' `/ ^* l
9 \, v9 ]- R! f) [5 l- LInsult: You're as repulsive as a monkey in a negligee.$ v/ `; v3 C$ y: Z2 I8 W- V. z
Response: I look THAT much like your fiancee?' V0 V; }/ R# U: B3 F
" P$ D9 c, q H F0 b0 J5 P% U3 UInsult: Would you like to be buried or cremated?
! J$ D' i, w5 S) z$ DResponse: With you around, I'd prefer to be fumigated.+ y+ I" F3 z2 ?* ?7 m
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Insult: Heaven preserve me! You look like something that's died!+ x( H5 M) l6 R( }" X5 ^
Response: The only way you'll be preserved is in formaldehyde.
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Insult: I'll skewer you like a sow at a buffet.0 a3 `; u3 ]% ]- k( u
Response: When I'm done with you, you'll be a boneless fillet.
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8 x8 m+ S# y* P! J0 t4 K/ IInsult: Killing you would be justifiable homicide!' v& U4 f2 |+ _4 ?! ?
Response: Then killing you must be justifiable fungicide.
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1 @2 z H* ~4 M( c) F. @Insult: En garde! Touche!
6 W7 p4 `" b H/ \Response: Oh, that is so cliche.
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) J( Q$ x3 G7 MInsult: Throughout the Caribbean my great deeds are celebrated!
! H1 H0 }1 Z, o5 `4 |; n% `Response: Too bad they're fabricated.
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Insult: When your father first saw you, he must have been mortified.2 O$ J( b( E+ a6 e$ H1 u; ]
Response: At least mine can be identified.
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! ~. z s* X% N" [* d* T" GInsult: You can't match my witty repartee!
5 @5 e# x7 F9 f) k) d& UResponse: I could, if you would use some breath spray.
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, P7 }$ O& k( R6 HInsult: I can't rest until you've been exterminated!
! y$ J# R& e. v4 q4 xResponse: Then perhaps you should switch to decaffeinated.
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Insult: You're the ugliest monster ever created!
: I) L, U% e8 `6 g& D/ l. AResponse: If you don't count all the one you've dated.+ |' J; ~/ Y9 R5 H3 E( d
' p# A' R4 F j mInsult: I'll leave you devastated, mutilated and perforated.
+ f/ l s( P$ x0 Y+ |9 _: PResponse: Your odor alone makes me aggravated, agitated and infuriated.
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2 ]% b/ [. l/ V C4 m$ bInsult: Coming face to face with me must leave you petrified.
9 t, R5 |& V+ A# c2 jResponse: Is that your face? I thought it was your backside.3 l( L$ _$ ]+ t- u' W
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Insult: I'll hound you night and day!( Y4 I' G8 |: a9 o9 L
Response: Then be a good boy. Sit. Stay! * t& n5 V3 h) o0 ~+ T& {
1 d A: z& {- V! O* W8 D: r- nInsult: I have never seen such clumsy swordplay!/ B. p; l7 M5 L$ _* z7 m* p
Response: You would have, but you're always running away.! t; ?1 d" }$ [4 J5 C/ }! E: Z
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Rottingham船长6 e; I7 l# D# ?; s, T5 o# i' s
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Insult: My attacks have left entire islands depopulated!. @6 U' |/ Z$ V1 w, c. R
Response: With your breath, I'm sure they all suffocated. h; y- z$ f& i2 ~
, c+ z. C, C2 R, X, G6 c+ L, i9 GInsult: You have the sex appeal of a Shar-Pei.
6 f9 {5 a1 J% ^Response: I look THAT much like your fiancee?3 v- B. K4 n& A- U" z( v
2 V# Y% X7 i3 s, ?4 Z- x/ GInsult: I give you a choice. You can be gutted, or decapitated!
, [2 k( |# [' [: aResponse: With you around, I'd prefer to be fumigated.
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Insult: Nothing on this earth can save your sorry hide!/ b9 t- f5 l P
Response: The only way you'll be preserved is in formaldehyde.
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& O5 Y1 N8 s6 S! Z3 n- F' sInsult: Your lips look like they belong on the catch of the day!2 C% f- Q8 i, G5 T. r
Response: When I'm done with you, you'll be a boneless fillet.2 s K5 r* W5 x' P
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Insult: When I'm done, your body will be rotted and putrefied!' r" ?( L& p' J+ K8 V
Response: Then killing you must be justifiable fungicide.4 W9 a! y; a& ~* H( V: f
) r/ F: ? e9 vInsult: Your mother wears a toupee!
' r1 e, h# P# I! M. x- {+ b( TResponse: Oh, that is so cliche.+ }$ b- \; ]: B2 O
8 A R+ H% p1 i7 wInsult: My skills with a sword are highly venerated.' h* l2 B; M& j+ W- H* K$ N6 ]
Response: Too bad they're fabricated.7 e0 B4 k, n% T
5 s3 f4 E4 g: ?3 I3 q& HInsult: You're a disgrace to your species, you're so undignified!& Y" C* I% a; {! K& W8 d
Response: At least mine can be identified.
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: K9 q% z1 d" c1 |+ Q% MInsult: Nothing can stop me from blowing you away!
$ {2 j! P5 c# {7 w* _0 n# KResponse: I could, if you would use some breath spray.2 ?, n8 t7 \! W& _
0 u+ m) |) v8 o, |3 P6 PInsult: Your stench would make an outhouse cleaner irritated!& |5 B) ~$ Y0 }( n: I
Response: Then perhaps you should switch to decaffeinated.8 N( o+ G4 n! N* Z
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Insult: Your looks would make pigs nauseated.2 K$ [* k9 K- Z! L
Response: If you don't count all the one you've dated., `7 Z. k$ f) B) ^' B# W) T
, X* Y. X- l3 I' m/ hInsult: I can't tell which of my traits has you the most intimidated.
& U' y' n: x+ D8 O$ t7 lResponse: Your odor alone makes me aggravated, agitated and infuriated.
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- R( v; o1 [5 E$ y$ I$ x9 LInsult: Never before have I faced someone so sissified.8 }* L( k9 ?. f- \
Response: Is that your face? I thought it was your backside.
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Insult: Sometimes I am dogged and relentless to my prey!) Q8 `) a7 n% B( g0 {! ?. u
Response: Then be a good boy. Sit. Stay! ! D* h/ i0 Z/ Z9 u
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Insult: I have never lost a melee!1 j* t/ b- Y" }
Response: You would have, but you're always running away.2 { a+ f% O1 ]1 f7 G0 s
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繁中版(“Q”是普通海盗,“羅”是羅丁漢船長):5 y7 D g. V5 ~8 _
Q :我所遇過的每一個敵人,都已經到西天野餐去了。" `- f( w3 y4 ?) P- T9 o
羅:我的攻擊讓整個島群人口驟減。& [: i. _- L6 I( X: O
A :在你的口臭之下,我相信他們全都窒息了。
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$ x3 H, _* |% i3 nQ :你就像一隻穿著衣服的猴子一樣令人生厭。# u, D8 _/ O) f, \
羅:你對Shar-Pei倒是很有吸引力。2 ]' y. G0 `" u
A :我看起來真的那麼像你的未婚妻嗎?
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Q :我要像叉自助餐裡的豬肉那樣叉死你。
* \. _7 c! E5 {; ?! ]; |羅:你的雙唇看起來就好比每天的大減價商品一樣。5 L# ~" h% s& ]8 o( |/ S
A :當我把你解決之後你將會是一塊去骨的上肉。2 H) ]. e Y/ r7 x( M$ O5 o
, W; I/ {+ v" l- @Q :我會蹂躪你,使你殘廢全身穿孔。9 D% f7 p8 ?/ r/ ~1 V7 w
A :你的味道讓我呼吸困難、情緒激動、無法忍受。; c4 e* Q, {* N# c) I
) h- }0 Q2 K5 M& N; W6 d2 v @Q :老天!饒了我吧!你看來活著和死的沒甚麼兩樣。: K5 n$ I, N5 \: A( e2 n
羅:在這個地球上沒有一處是你容身之所。; m8 e7 e: q7 ~2 [ Y2 c9 _
A :唯一能把你保留下來的方法就是泡在甲醛裡。$ X3 X1 T. c) e9 Q9 v6 o2 @
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Q :準備接招!1 v- o4 k# r( A& D1 _
羅:你娘戴著假髮。8 X: H- R5 ^2 o( N: \3 E) F: {
A :哦!真是老招。2 r w( M, u( b* K& W
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Q :和我面對面一定讓你嚇呆了吧!
, L3 Z4 h. r( _7 _$ M9 uA :那是你的臉嗎我還以為是你的屁股。
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Q :你是趕不上我機智的對答的。& o5 h3 }: G6 B) s$ b
羅:我一口氣就能把你吹走誰也不能阻止。4 v) ~" S4 Y4 Y! u& e3 o
A :如果你能用一點口齒芳香劑的話我倒還可以忍受。
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# ?3 Y5 e: l- u8 u0 A7 ?+ m& k% GQ :到你死之前我都不會休息。4 _1 E6 ]9 S3 {% J k z
A :那麼或許你可以試試不含咖啡因的東西。
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0 t( _7 P; y1 Q# s$ hQ :當你父親第一眼看見你時,他一定感到很後悔。
+ y6 Z& p8 e& T/ \羅:你是你那種族的恥辱啊!你連一點威嚴都沒有。
$ x5 f1 G: y$ U* }; mA :至少我的還可以確認。 H5 z2 n: n* [* s" c6 y1 _
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Q :我會從早到晚大聲罵你。
# n$ D1 J" [9 X4 w羅:你會發現我對獵物既執著又無情。' v7 Q4 `6 G, {8 M
A :那就當條好狗坐下留在這裡。- Y% \3 m* m; I9 `, j. _
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Q :我偉大的功勳馳名整個加勒比海。
# A* B0 u3 {# n/ D& ^羅:我的劍術受到高度崇拜。
0 b' z9 R- O) T6 _5 w9 m8 O0 ~A :很不幸它們全都是捏造的。 |