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猴岛系列侮辱语录

猴岛1
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" H* }5 ~- J7 t! ?8 K2 B3 z普通海盗; N. V3 L) I% Z1 G
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Insult: My handkerchief will wipe up your blood.
' I2 l* ]* l- T) K2 xResponse: So you got that job as janitor, after all.! |5 n* `( d0 ?! z1 k
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Insult: Soon you'll be wearing my sword like a shish kebab!
% Q" }2 X) O+ x4 CResponse: First you'd better stop waving it like a feather-duster., v7 T# q9 Y) v2 y6 h+ B
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Insult: I once owned a dog that was smarter than you.# D7 j6 D. `1 w0 A
Response: He must have taught everything you know.* i( D7 P: Z2 V- w% s

, @" B$ f: H9 B# H3 \Insult: This is the END for you, you gutter-crawling cur!
5 @5 E  o+ t1 P4 V+ e) O( h. L2 bResponse: And I've got a little TIP for you. Get the POINT?/ r. |8 d9 L- ]  I/ g" I1 R6 Y

% u( W# x, K+ Q, m* {Insult: Nobody's ever drawn blood from me and nobody ever will!
/ \0 m1 `+ f7 o. c& N7 }5 T4 M, SResponse: You run THAT fast?, G, R. S+ X8 h6 F. }; c! [* G" K

& }% P2 `- _( G' ^$ Q- M, E, \Insult: People fall at my feet when they see me coming.' k* f' ]- }8 \
Response: Even BEFORE they smell your breath?
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) H- m6 E, f- |: D6 R, ZInsult: You make me want to puke.
* F' G% M% p% h4 G* k/ Y! Y8 KResponse: You make me think somebody already did.% U) m0 V, I2 }; @4 s" w

* s( v4 e- Q& h' D9 c& fInsult: I got this scar on my face during a mighty struggle!
; }7 B2 g& B6 j3 v5 m- t' cResponse: I hope now you've learned to stop picking your nose.# Q+ C: @* I- A& h
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Insult: I've spoken with apes more polite than you.
$ o2 g* O+ B  C+ J2 pResponse: I'm glad to hear you attended your family reunion.
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. O2 d0 s: M; z9 N$ w6 kInsult: Have you stopped wearing diapers yet?
% e$ v. q: ?9 ?9 {; s' YResponse: Why, did you want to borrow one?
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Insult: You have the manners of a beggar.& @1 M* s7 F" ]- U! A7 ^$ K8 \
Response: I wanted to make sure you'd feel comfortable with me.
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, e" k/ L# R+ s+ S7 ]  IInsult: There are no words for how disgusting you are.7 o+ ~6 M. E3 J# U0 {( ^( M
Response: Yes there are. You just never learned them.
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7 X+ y% M! Q) M% e! YInsult: You're no match for my brains, you poor fool.5 E. S4 P* N- L% Q5 `6 _& t
Response: I'd be in real trouble if you ever used them.
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3 a8 o  Q* r8 YInsult: I'm not going to take your insolence sitting down!. x$ n" n8 p2 Q6 m5 q6 x, M9 E
Response: Your hemorrhoids are flaring up again, eh?4 C# P5 c2 K% X: {1 V8 y
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Insult: I've heard you were a contemptible sneak.
3 j) Q0 ?' ~) _! `  lResponse: Too bad no one's ever heard of YOU at all.& p. X: `6 ^: c! g+ D* N! ]( F
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Insult: You fight like a dairy farmer.! y2 K' i/ \9 t0 T. t. a7 \
Response: How appropriate. You fight like a cow.
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5 R5 R; ]/ n3 u8 RSwordmaster: My name is feared in every dirty corner of this island!% x; {' w3 E$ ]$ N  E
Response: So you got that job as janitor, after all.7 ]5 S" L  Z% d: M
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Swordmaster: My tongue is sharper than any sword!
* ?& Z) w  `# @1 f7 q6 `/ hResponse: First you'd better stop waving it like a feather-duster.
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5 I) P1 @8 S. bSwordmaster: Only once I have met such a coward!3 ]. X4 G2 S" F# R( Y
Response: He must have taught everything you know.  g5 l7 b0 u' w4 Z
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Swordmaster: I've got a long, sharp lesson for you to learn today.( h+ L2 J( l- J5 o- t( {3 L
Response: And I've got a little TIP for you. Get the POINT?
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* E1 H3 a0 V- I& {+ \. j& [# pSwordmaster: No one will ever catch ME fighting as badly as you do.
8 D  [. }- g. p* \% zResponse: You run THAT fast?
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2 w5 s# b+ f" fSwordmaster: My wisest enemies run away at the first sight of me!, R* h; |/ i1 C1 }
Response: Even BEFORE they smell your breath?
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) s' @8 b8 [4 R) O4 o& V% }) l+ kSwordmaster: If your brother is like you, better to marry a pig.# n* N3 Q# S: [3 }# E- `7 q
Response: You make me think somebody already did.' @9 Q" h, {. N  g, z  T# P

, k" D0 [& e! m2 _. kSwordmaster: My last fight ended with my hands covered with blood.3 Z1 F5 r5 A2 W/ c) o$ T/ _9 ^
Response: I hope now you've learned to stop picking your nose.
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7 A# K& j( U  C; bSwordmaster: Now I know what filth and stupidity really are.
/ j0 K; `# e8 R+ A" d0 i. CResponse: I'm glad to hear you attended your family reunion.
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Swordmaster: I hope you have a boat ready for a quick escape.
/ Q. b) r* t2 _# yResponse: Why, did you want to borrow one?
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Swordmaster: Every word you say to me is stupid.; C6 A% R/ \2 m- S4 A+ M
Response: I wanted to make sure you'd feel comfortable with me.
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- `  a- W  s/ B* i, F' wSwordmaster: There are no clever moves that can help you now.4 ]: w2 |1 l1 t
Response: Yes there are. You just never learned them., Y) g/ f2 h. h( P9 L. [* O

8 [* f+ i' K. }! u0 `; MSwordmaster: I've got the courage and skill of a master swordsman!9 e- X* ~; ?  s$ f
Response: I'd be in real trouble if you ever used them.
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$ s  H: r5 {9 p1 u& dSwordmaster: You are a pain in the backside, sir!
" ^2 _+ |" Q  v2 {& VResponse: Your hemorrhoids are flaring up again, eh?. t  O3 w4 }* l! I; D7 F' L& p# }2 q

' p$ J/ e' H3 bSwordmaster: My sword is famous all over the Caribbean!3 g( x  `3 ^) z! X7 d8 K) Q$ X' R1 R0 {
Response: Too bad no one's ever heard of YOU at all.
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Swordmaster: I will milk every drop of blood from your body!8 q1 Z- Y: E% h$ f
Response: How appropriate. You fight like a cow.1 G0 C- Q; M- u4 R" n2 q; a
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Swordmaster: I usually see people like you passed-out on tavern floors.
' ]: _4 c! p6 JResponse: Even BEFORE they smell your breath?
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 楼主| 发表于 2014-2-27 13:43 | 只看该作者
猴岛3
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5 R. `# @" ^' Z7 z  b8 q普通海盗  G8 Q4 o) v( Q- a7 c' T
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Insult: Every enemy I've met I annihilated!( a5 V8 g+ d7 D1 n
Response: With your breath, I'm sure they all suffocated.. \" N$ ~2 ~0 L' `/ ^* l

9 \, v9 ]- R! f) [5 l- LInsult: You're as repulsive as a monkey in a negligee.$ v/ `; v3 C$ y: Z2 I8 W- V. z
Response: I look THAT much like your fiancee?' V0 V; }/ R# U: B3 F

" P$ D9 c, q  H  F0 b0 J5 P% U3 UInsult: Would you like to be buried or cremated?
! J$ D' i, w5 S) z$ DResponse: With you around, I'd prefer to be fumigated.+ y+ I" F3 z2 ?* ?7 m
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Insult: Heaven preserve me! You look like something that's died!+ x( H5 M) l6 R( }" X5 ^
Response: The only way you'll be preserved is in formaldehyde.
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Insult: I'll skewer you like a sow at a buffet.0 a3 `; u3 ]% ]- k( u
Response: When I'm done with you, you'll be a boneless fillet.
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8 x8 m+ S# y* P! J0 t4 K/ IInsult: Killing you would be justifiable homicide!' v& U4 f2 |+ _4 ?! ?
Response: Then killing you must be justifiable fungicide.
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1 @2 z  H* ~4 M( c) F. @Insult: En garde! Touche!
6 W7 p4 `" b  H/ \Response: Oh, that is so cliche.
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) J( Q$ x3 G7 MInsult: Throughout the Caribbean my great deeds are celebrated!
! H1 H0 }1 Z, o5 `4 |; n% `Response: Too bad they're fabricated.
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Insult: When your father first saw you, he must have been mortified.2 O$ J( b( E+ a6 e$ H1 u; ]
Response: At least mine can be identified.
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! ~. z  s* X% N" [* d* T" GInsult: You can't match my witty repartee!
5 @5 e# x7 F9 f) k) d& UResponse: I could, if you would use some breath spray.
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, P7 }$ O& k( R6 HInsult: I can't rest until you've been exterminated!
! y$ J# R& e. v4 q4 xResponse: Then perhaps you should switch to decaffeinated.
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Insult: You're the ugliest monster ever created!
: I) L, U% e8 `6 g& D/ l. AResponse: If you don't count all the one you've dated.+ |' J; ~/ Y9 R5 H3 E( d

' p# A' R4 F  j  mInsult: I'll leave you devastated, mutilated and perforated.
+ f/ l  s( P$ x0 Y+ |9 _: PResponse: Your odor alone makes me aggravated, agitated and infuriated.
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2 ]% b/ [. l/ V  C4 m$ bInsult: Coming face to face with me must leave you petrified.
9 t, R5 |& V+ A# c2 jResponse: Is that your face? I thought it was your backside.3 l( L$ _$ ]+ t- u' W
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Insult: I'll hound you night and day!( Y4 I' G8 |: a9 o9 L
Response: Then be a good boy. Sit. Stay! * t& n5 V3 h) o0 ~+ T& {

1 d  A: z& {- V! O* W8 D: r- nInsult: I have never seen such clumsy swordplay!/ B. p; l7 M5 L$ _* z7 m* p
Response: You would have, but you're always running away.! t; ?1 d" }$ [4 J5 C/ }! E: Z
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Rottingham船长6 e; I7 l# D# ?; s, T5 o# i' s
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Insult: My attacks have left entire islands depopulated!. @6 U' |/ Z$ V1 w, c. R
Response: With your breath, I'm sure they all suffocated.  h; y- z$ f& i2 ~

, c+ z. C, C2 R, X, G6 c+ L, i9 GInsult: You have the sex appeal of a Shar-Pei.
6 f9 {5 a1 J% ^Response: I look THAT much like your fiancee?3 v- B. K4 n& A- U" z( v

2 V# Y% X7 i3 s, ?4 Z- x/ GInsult: I give you a choice. You can be gutted, or decapitated!
, [2 k( |# [' [: aResponse: With you around, I'd prefer to be fumigated.
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Insult: Nothing on this earth can save your sorry hide!/ b9 t- f5 l  P
Response: The only way you'll be preserved is in formaldehyde.
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& O5 Y1 N8 s6 S! Z3 n- F' sInsult: Your lips look like they belong on the catch of the day!2 C% f- Q8 i, G5 T. r
Response: When I'm done with you, you'll be a boneless fillet.2 s  K5 r* W5 x' P
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Insult: When I'm done, your body will be rotted and putrefied!' r" ?( L& p' J+ K8 V
Response: Then killing you must be justifiable fungicide.4 W9 a! y; a& ~* H( V: f

) r/ F: ?  e9 vInsult: Your mother wears a toupee!
' r1 e, h# P# I! M. x- {+ b( TResponse: Oh, that is so cliche.+ }$ b- \; ]: B2 O

8 A  R+ H% p1 i7 wInsult: My skills with a sword are highly venerated.' h* l2 B; M& j+ W- H* K$ N6 ]
Response: Too bad they're fabricated.7 e0 B4 k, n% T

5 s3 f4 E4 g: ?3 I3 q& HInsult: You're a disgrace to your species, you're so undignified!& Y" C* I% a; {! K& W8 d
Response: At least mine can be identified.
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: K9 q% z1 d" c1 |+ Q% MInsult: Nothing can stop me from blowing you away!
$ {2 j! P5 c# {7 w* _0 n# KResponse: I could, if you would use some breath spray.2 ?, n8 t7 \! W& _

0 u+ m) |) v8 o, |3 P6 PInsult: Your stench would make an outhouse cleaner irritated!& |5 B) ~$ Y0 }( n: I
Response: Then perhaps you should switch to decaffeinated.8 N( o+ G4 n! N* Z
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Insult: Your looks would make pigs nauseated.2 K$ [* k9 K- Z! L
Response: If you don't count all the one you've dated., `7 Z. k$ f) B) ^' B# W) T

, X* Y. X- l3 I' m/ hInsult: I can't tell which of my traits has you the most intimidated.
& U' y' n: x+ D8 O$ t7 lResponse: Your odor alone makes me aggravated, agitated and infuriated.
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- R( v; o1 [5 E$ y$ I$ x9 LInsult: Never before have I faced someone so sissified.8 }* L( k9 ?. f- \
Response: Is that your face? I thought it was your backside.
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Insult: Sometimes I am dogged and relentless to my prey!) Q8 `) a7 n% B( g0 {! ?. u
Response: Then be a good boy. Sit. Stay! ! D* h/ i0 Z/ Z9 u
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Insult: I have never lost a melee!1 j* t/ b- Y" }
Response: You would have, but you're always running away.2 {  a+ f% O1 ]1 f7 G0 s
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繁中版(“Q”是普通海盗,“羅”是羅丁漢船長):5 y7 D  g. V5 ~8 _
Q :我所遇過的每一個敵人,都已經到西天野餐去了。" `- f( w3 y4 ?) P- T9 o
羅:我的攻擊讓整個島群人口驟減。& [: i. _- L6 I( X: O
A :在你的口臭之下,我相信他們全都窒息了。
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$ x3 H, _* |% i3 nQ :你就像一隻穿著衣服的猴子一樣令人生厭。# u, D8 _/ O) f, \
羅:你對Shar-Pei倒是很有吸引力。2 ]' y. G0 `" u
A :我看起來真的那麼像你的未婚妻嗎?
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Q :我要像叉自助餐裡的豬肉那樣叉死你。
* \. _7 c! E5 {; ?! ]; |羅:你的雙唇看起來就好比每天的大減價商品一樣。5 L# ~" h% s& ]8 o( |/ S
A :當我把你解決之後你將會是一塊去骨的上肉。2 H) ]. e  Y/ r7 x( M$ O5 o

, W; I/ {+ v" l- @Q :我會蹂躪你,使你殘廢全身穿孔。9 D% f7 p8 ?/ r/ ~1 V7 w
A :你的味道讓我呼吸困難、情緒激動、無法忍受。; c4 e* Q, {* N# c) I

) h- }0 Q2 K5 M& N; W6 d2 v  @Q :老天!饒了我吧!你看來活著和死的沒甚麼兩樣。: K5 n$ I, N5 \: A( e2 n
羅:在這個地球上沒有一處是你容身之所。; m8 e7 e: q7 ~2 [  Y2 c9 _
A :唯一能把你保留下來的方法就是泡在甲醛裡。$ X3 X1 T. c) e9 Q9 v6 o2 @
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Q :準備接招!1 v- o4 k# r( A& D1 _
羅:你娘戴著假髮。8 X: H- R5 ^2 o( N: \3 E) F: {
A :哦!真是老招。2 r  w( M, u( b* K& W
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Q :和我面對面一定讓你嚇呆了吧!
, L3 Z4 h. r( _7 _$ M9 uA :那是你的臉嗎我還以為是你的屁股。
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Q :你是趕不上我機智的對答的。& o5 h3 }: G6 B) s$ b
羅:我一口氣就能把你吹走誰也不能阻止。4 v) ~" S4 Y4 Y! u& e3 o
A :如果你能用一點口齒芳香劑的話我倒還可以忍受。
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# ?3 Y5 e: l- u8 u0 A7 ?+ m& k% GQ :到你死之前我都不會休息。4 _1 E6 ]9 S3 {% J  k  z
A :那麼或許你可以試試不含咖啡因的東西。
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0 t( _7 P; y1 Q# s$ hQ :當你父親第一眼看見你時,他一定感到很後悔。
+ y6 Z& p8 e& T/ \羅:你是你那種族的恥辱啊!你連一點威嚴都沒有。
$ x5 f1 G: y$ U* }; mA :至少我的還可以確認。  H5 z2 n: n* [* s" c6 y1 _
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Q :我會從早到晚大聲罵你。
# n$ D1 J" [9 X4 w羅:你會發現我對獵物既執著又無情。' v7 Q4 `6 G, {8 M
A :那就當條好狗坐下留在這裡。- Y% \3 m* m; I9 `, j. _
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Q :我偉大的功勳馳名整個加勒比海。
# A* B0 u3 {# n/ D& ^羅:我的劍術受到高度崇拜。
0 b' z9 R- O) T6 _5 w9 m8 O0 ~A :很不幸它們全都是捏造的。
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 楼主| 发表于 2014-2-27 13:46 | 只看该作者
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Insult: Today by myself twelve people I've beaten.
$ e" B) M+ i# FAnswer: From the size of your gut I guess they were all eaten! : |. P( U& D) y3 u5 M

7 Y2 S8 e. X3 E, g  g. _+ D1 ~Insult: You're the ugliest creature I've ever seen in my life.
, l; f5 k/ L* S+ K2 j) }Answer: I'm shocked that you never gazed at your wife!
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. z% l3 C) e2 {, A0 {2 I1 y. q9 RInsult: People consider my fist a lethal weapon.
5 A( h0 [/ B2 V! oAnswer: Sadly, your breath should be equally reckoned.
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Insult: Give up now, or I'll crush you like a grape.# e  P( a6 o4 S( ^
Answer: I would if it would stop your WINE-ING! 8 Y( _4 x" C, Q' ?( {$ M) a9 _; p2 x- K
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Insult: My stupefying strength will shatter your ulna into a million pieces.7 \) @( v( K+ z+ K3 z( Y
Answer: I'm surprised you can count that high!
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Insult: I've got muscles in places you've never even heard of.2 M7 v. e/ Z. r3 X' g+ s( k
Answer: Aagh...! It's too bad none of them in your arms!
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Insult: You arms are no bigger than fleas that I've met!
8 q8 Q) \# V0 W( v6 PAnswer: So THAT'S why your scratching...I'd go see a vet.
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' t3 J8 l6 X4 [9 fInsult: Hey! Look over there!
2 F  Q7 |! O/ |Answer: Yes, yes, I know: It's a three head monkey. ; O* y$ s6 B$ S# \0 J! [: P# Y
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Insult: Your knuckles I'll grind to a splintery paste.
) l5 F) J4 p# ~% bAnswer: I thought that the bean dip had strange taste.
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9 g# g" r* m: O4 _8 i, qInsult: Only once have I met such a coward.
) `8 j! o( h' i; r% w1 P6 y/ x1 g. ^+ xAnswer: He must have thought you everything you know.
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2 [. ]' t( Q, P. E; OInsult: My ninety-eight year old grandmother has bigger arms than you. * W# Z* v: y  |3 T
Answer: Ungh...Yeah, but we both got better bladder control than you do.
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9 S( l, S# R, [5 ~& a: V7 vInsult: I'm going to put your arm in a sling!+ ]$ {# Z. n4 |8 q) \
Answer: Why, ya studying to be a nurse? / h$ }) V/ ]+ g
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Insult: My forearms have been mistaken for tree trunks!
8 w6 F0 k& u  m6 I. q# M) kAnswer: An over-the-counter defoliant could help with that problem.   @6 q' B% j, o8 `/ p, |1 |- ]
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Insult: I've out-wrestled octopi with these arms! 5 i2 C6 I5 h" h; a8 G" G
Answer: I'm sure that spineless creatures everywhere are humbled by your might.
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Insult: Do I see quivers of agony dance on your lip?
& @+ |# U4 c# x- A4 N3 V+ P' rAnswer: It's laughter that's caused by your feathery grip.
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. c1 ]+ R( F0 M% K1 {0 cQ:啊…我會把你的關節磨碎成漿糊。       
5 L9 N, T& ]3 GA:啊!我就說那豆汁有奇怪的味道嘛。% t$ F. t' I# U' i! C
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- Z; C$ \% @2 m5 Y; r: V* X/ m! F$ GQ:嗯…我練出肌肉的地方,你聽都沒聽過。) c* `7 R* n+ H$ L  b0 ]
A:啊…!真可惜它們無一在你的手臂中。
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Q:啊…嘿,看那裡!        6 b4 F5 L( K+ p: z& j2 K! T+ V. [' y
A:呃!是哦是哦,我知道:不就是隻有三個頭的猴子嗎。5 A% ^- m0 l! B7 [7 k
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Q:啊…我九十八歲的老奶奶手臂都比你粗!
8 _: [! v# i8 N: l3 Q, T. s  rA:呃…是哦,不過我們兩個都有比你更好的膀胱控制力。2 v" t5 Z& M! P& l- {0 l
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2 J4 y% a* s2 |* `# |/ v1 k0 b  CQ:我要打斷你的手臂!       
9 c! c7 t2 z, e6 uA:啊!為什麼,你要當護士嗎?
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Q:呃,哈…我看見你的嘴唇在痛苦地顫抖嗎?
" n$ T7 c0 B" [A:呃!哈哈!是你輕柔的握力引得我發笑。哈!! Y0 d! F' X& |; S. q- Q
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Q:啊…我令人目瞪口呆的力量會把你的尺骨捏碎成百萬片!       
! {6 n: \) I3 }( _A:呃!我真驚訝你數數,竟然能數到那麼多!哈!
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Q:快放棄吧,不然我就像捏葡萄一樣把你捏爛!        7 n# r* s% b9 g2 A# J
A:呃,如果它能讓你停止自我陶醉的話,我倒願意。
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Q:你的手臂不比我見過的跳蚤還大!       
2 X9 }: h( r6 q" o. i4 ~A:啊!原來那就是你為什麼抓癢的原因了…我得去看看獸醫。呵!6 {- c6 Z# R2 }- d' u9 V6 i
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+ V- g: f- J; M4 k- r1 E2 T8 fQ:啊,大家都視我的拳頭為致命武器!呃…/ t3 h5 x6 Q# W% A0 x
A:呃…!可惜,你氣數不長了。. O9 i0 I  v" m7 w/ S
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1 j. s5 B# H/ f0 ~  g* F$ RQ:呃…像你這樣的懦夫我只見過一次!        6 n9 Y5 Q2 Q7 x* c
A:呃!他一定教會了你每件事。呃…
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9 W+ L( l- u9 D+ x4 C3 x3 k) |% o* BQ:呃…你是我這一輩子見過最醜的怪物…噁。        7 b9 C2 V* ]: H: {
A:呃!我真驚訝你從沒仔細看你老婆。
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7 l0 x5 ?+ m; o2 oQ:呃…今天,我自己打敗了十二個人。        8 w9 R: ^1 |6 t6 b! E" w
A:呃…從你膽量的大小看來,我想他們都是被你煩死的。
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Q:呃…我曾用這雙手臂與章魚纏鬥過!       
' P- b! D0 M9 C2 t! vA:呃!我相信隨處可見的沒骨頭的東西,在你的力量下倒是會顯得謙卑哩。, A  u* @6 U5 V- I; v
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Q:呃…我的前手臂被人誤認是樹幹!       
) G* x/ t! m" j- O9 M. \8 L8 QA:呃!私售的脫葉劑能幫你解決問題。哈!
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RRD        馬卡菈.明希.佐圖皮
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RSR        皮波恩.恒肯.波伯瑞思# k2 Z/ B7 K5 D6 b. f
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RMT        白艾美.蕊斯.琳海皮可拉基
+ d. d: a1 K6 m% g) o6 dRMS        傅多皮.叔庫.群曼默瑞義斯9 z( a" B- ^8 @" ^: K* Z
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6 _) H- @6 k7 O9 i3 u" WRDT     符丹.怡達比悠.郎胡汀尼佛洛斯
6 _0 {2 a; r6 g2 D+ e; X! J0 ^RDS        傅戴維.自堤.軍利平利利; S: Z$ ^" y* {2 _) e9 c
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8 V/ t/ a; o/ {  URDD        平包伯.郁齊.雲席踏普
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/ r( J6 q6 u: P9 s% _, T) TTRT        戴伊森.滿希.頓安德松
, Y# S2 k6 N2 r/ I  _, Y5 e+ vTRS     盧海倫.波比.康詹尼斯
& G: P- H! ~) A% Z) v% wTRM     納戈爾摩.凡迪.昌派爾3 }, a  o2 R7 b% L1 B- N( y3 q
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TTT        刁艾瑞克.男吉.圖芳代卡斯馬克# w/ _: `/ ?2 ~8 C! I( {
TTS     林休伊.陸赤.光因菲摩斯8 W5 w3 ~- n* T$ c, Y0 h
TTM        那葛利格里.努吉.馨寧爾斯汀# V- C  @' O' p, u2 x' Q
TTD        倪吉羅德.里赤.賜優騰
% M8 B' ?7 L- w* ~TSR     鄧愛德華.喬恩姆.普包克斯: K* }' v5 X; f" [. z
TST        湯佛利歐.官埃.路荷利歐
( A; {6 n0 I! a8 q# ~1 Q0 PTSS        倫亨瑞.昆傑.康瓊斯
9 }- l7 c: L: N/ LTSM        那喬治亞.倩恩姆.香尼伯斯卡
4 `1 g. K/ N& u; {" QTSD        陶方克米斯特.顧埃.友威史$ \9 W$ M, Q* X6 B. g
TMR     鐵法蘭法.新恩.朋班斯
7 a: C+ z8 n  t. FTMT        譚佛瑞德.喜恩.堂佛瑞格萊斯東6 }, Z$ ~1 ~/ T
TMS        杜艾琳諾.鍾歐.卿麥洛卓曼帝克! G/ F, x) C6 a. h6 \% E: ~
TMM        譚法蘭克林.山阿兒.祥尼汀藍) l3 X* x, a0 f3 X; f
TMD        倪吉納德.染斯.宗托普利斯
. L7 X; J5 l" ]3 KTDR     陶法蘭西斯.余齊.風德瑞克
1 \0 o- p( A8 a, vTDT        陶法蘭基.尊堤.塔佛瑞康斯坦4 }3 k! k  a" P% }2 M
TDS        屠法蘭西斯科.桑威.秋莫比斯# G" N9 \% d- ~2 @: f* V
TDM        蘭漢瑞妲.燦優.蕊梭德希皮
7 E, |8 z: |. _1 yTDD        譚芳泰尼.易達比悠.揚瓦基威羅% j1 e( D" P$ O2 m- P: L
SRR        戚麥爾文.飛迪.鋒杜特拉納米3 y& @5 K$ l* p, V; J" n  p6 g
SRT        曲馬爾寇.佛迪.得伊薩茲) `) H  y& @( F% T3 n* A( U
SRS        甘伊格內休斯.伯艾.丘馬格馬( J0 U2 K* f. F/ n
SRM        柯傑克.範迪.生瑞普爾
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STR        康喬吉.勞赤.明克里斯多夫
# u8 r0 w& F6 H- `STT        黃凱薩琳.童凡.玲海義斯" }$ k2 g5 O& R6 N
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$ A9 N- g* h  g) s- cSST        焦賴瑞.果埃.朗胡荷荷9 W9 k' f: U' o, d+ i4 q  n
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SMT        錢瑪麗.雪恩.暖剛波蘭克
5 @7 i" N* w1 ~' NSMS        柯傑羅姆.楚皮.金李平
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SDS        蔣洛薩.存優.岡伊皮斯7 r, h; F( ]9 O9 I
SDM        胡克莉絲汀娜.祖堤.蕊史拉匹
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MTT        瑞史蒂芬.東義.利休吉
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MSD        莊奧林德.群恩姆.雲薩努比亞
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MMS        若山姆.修恩.群麥克斯
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MMD        施昆汀.舍庫.燦恩巴吉
! \% e2 }2 E, h; j1 [0 E  lMDR        瑞薩爾瓦多.淵齊.富達利& ~. g5 ?8 [( J$ G/ E& u
MDT        陳帕格利齊.俗威.代以瑟豪斯
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' A2 g3 N! |) @  E7 yMDM        石瑞奇.佐堤.儒桑晒3 w! B* N4 r+ `: q) A
MDD        沙藍道爾.友達比悠.宗妥克樓德6 m: {+ P/ j  Q3 D
DRR        曹尤伯托.富迪.明克勞恩
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7 z4 j2 e* I3 K* z% e' n- y) LDRD        庾席納.風迪.言汪瑞爾平謝特
, O3 b4 R$ X5 [3 m# S3 pDTR        曾托比.斗義.木康墨斯
) `2 g! j! L  Q% M$ DDTT        曾坦斯曼.端義.登艾汀頓
1 x# M, }( M$ V( eDTS        曾東尼.登義.鏘彌竇布魯克
' \) A+ x' x# w: z; A  W" MDTM        吳希瑟斯.路赤.創龐皮米克
+ c% s2 A0 b* U5 B) d+ b* GDTD        曹尤里西斯.淘凡.宗多福蓋
! {$ W9 r( j5 T( `( _DSR        嚴王爾德.匡傑.平比利伯埃0 _" i6 n& |7 V- ~6 s+ Y
DST        伍席索夫里亞.匡傑.霖漢堤米( ]# ]" _- I! F' M8 H! w! _
DSS        桑維多.金艾爾.清莫伊
6 |+ Y1 p$ S0 P, x8 ?8 UDSM        崔尤席爾.井艾爾.石奎薩沙德拉奇
# P( E2 H4 S* `DSD        孫馮達.海肯.裕索威. b& p% E9 _) d, {9 z+ f/ f
DMR        余薩克瑞.專歐.平畢格派瑞門1 a0 {7 g! {4 C' X
DMT        溫雅胡媞.川皮.黛艾佛瑞爾$ C* h& [9 R4 f3 f  c! g
DMS        萬雅堤.雪恩.開江果莊姆斯
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发表于 2014-2-28 23:40 | 只看该作者
按爪,感谢楼主发精粹:D
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 楼主| 发表于 2014-6-20 14:00 | 只看该作者

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