在网上找了半天,终于找到对骂攻略了,贴出来给需要的朋友看看吧^_^
. h: H' i x1 a, H0 x J不过现在不知道还有谁跟我一样才开始玩这个古董哦[s:5]
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Fighting the pirates
; K0 X& J. k5 ^; O4 `8 |和海盗对骂% F; g' G; ]+ ~2 d# A5 B
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Insult:
, t9 {1 B8 F; U8 n3 [3 aComeback: This is the END for you, you gutter-crawling cur!
, I0 x1 j7 P( N. y2 n8 {6 UAnd I've got a little TIP for you, get the POINT?
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h) i' f( P$ n2 b( [Comeback: Soon you'll be wearing my sword like a shish kebab!
) N. c% a6 V% E4 y2 rFirst you better stop waiving it like a feather-duster.
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Comeback: My handkerchief will wipe up your blood!
% w# Q% L. K% e$ z& z9 [So you got that job as janitor, after all. 8 {) B* p7 i# [9 i7 c5 ^# A
Insult:
7 d5 L8 Q# Q4 o3 KComeback: People fall at my feet when they see me coming.7 Z) U m- F! M6 g
Even BEFORE they smell your breath?
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$ s+ o8 M6 n5 C. }% g) wComeback: I once owned a dog that was smarter then you.
% l' A8 F3 A+ F- V" I2 {He must have taught you everything you know.
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Comeback: You make me want to puke.
( v0 g, u9 p+ ^ E# pYou make me think somebody already did.
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8 x1 i( h) J& K2 ~Comeback: Nobody's ever drawn blood from me and nobody ever will.0 \. n! @: S8 v, t. x
You run THAT fast? ! ?: U3 `" G' Q" q& ]: y1 I: O# s
Insult:
; X8 f5 u, e0 wComeback: You fight like a dairy farmer.$ j k' e3 _7 x; \1 v+ ~
How appropriate. You fight like a cow.
! Q2 S) k( } a0 d3 pInsult:" W. R( v, Z m* Q g$ Q" }, Z
Comeback: I got this scar on my face during a mighty struggle!
$ ]$ C/ y* c! q/ E0 nI hope now you've learned to stop picking your nose.
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. I% `- e) G9 G* }( KComeback: Have you stopped wearing diapers yet?! P& i7 m' k7 a7 d; [2 t; d% d
Why, did you want to borrow one?
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Comeback: I've heard you were a contemptible sneak.. q4 d. C5 a! k" |5 Y* k* m
Too bad no one's ever heard of YOU at all.
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Comeback: You're no match for my brains, you poor fool.0 w2 D/ n, d" K& \* X; f
I'd be in real trouble if you ever used them.
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Comeback: You have the manners of a beggar.- A4 c- a/ }3 Q; h
I wanted to make sure you'd feel comfortable with me.
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Comeback: I'm not going to take your insolence sitting down!7 L0 V) `3 @# W F% e+ \
Your hemorrhoids are flaring up again, eh?
# e+ g# ]( ]6 u0 t0 L9 V4 lInsult:
$ [: L+ r: v0 ?# G# v7 kComeback: There are no words for how disgusting you are.
6 K0 ]( B! n$ [7 R' B: x1 jYes there are. You just never learned them. * y) [& C' ]7 e- D/ O3 ?' P5 f
Insult:
* k+ {4 C$ X; ^Comeback: I've spoken with apes more polite then you.; N, X1 q1 w% p, U( g- ~
I'm glad to hear you attended your family reunion.
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Fighting the Sword Master ' [! E4 X" R! ?: _6 ^9 e
和Sword Master对骂/ `( H/ |% Y7 ^2 j+ }5 K
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Comeback: I've got a long, sharp lesson for you you to learn today.) h/ P6 j' S @4 {' y- J( C
And I've got a little TIP for you. Get the POINT?
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Comeback: My tongue is sharper then any sword.
% X4 l2 G3 V. J m* i& PFirst you better stop waving it like a feather-duster. . s8 m" v( e* X! d" U8 g9 _
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Comeback: My name is feared in every dirty corner of this island!
2 A* x% A" P4 xSo you got that job as janitor, after all.
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8 ]6 P# V. y' Z# OComeback: My wisest enemies run away at the first sight of me!" Z$ n7 s# N* n
Even BEFORE they smell your breath? ) G& {9 v; ]9 @) _: x! V* g
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Comeback: Only once have I met such a coward!
: s, j" m' ~; }2 {4 OHe must have taught you everything you know. ) G. e! O3 X3 \. A) J6 G
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Comeback: If your brother's like you, better to marry a pig.
* c0 t" Y6 e& i. x" ?7 aYou make me think somebody already did. # U5 p& P6 A1 l8 R
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Comeback: No one will ever catch ME fighting as badly as you do./ F9 D# ^: z9 r4 V9 e' @# p
You run THAT fast?
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Comeback: I will milk every drop of blood from your body!" i( t" R- x0 r$ \# }/ `" |7 ~
How appropriate. You fight like a cow. $ x8 N1 O2 `& O9 ?& \% f9 L: E0 m
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Comeback: My last fight ended with my hands covered with blood.! b% R% p# ]. }+ o4 d
I hope now you've learned to stop picking your nose. - ^/ V4 Z; s r. L
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Comeback: I hope you have a boat ready for a quick escape.
# e; P; G- q% XWhy, did you want to borrow one?
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9 e8 F8 h4 t9 Y5 BComeback: My sword is famous all over the Caribbean!* ]) r8 L6 f. n1 I: d- E
Too bad no one's ever heard of YOU at all.
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1 J1 ~+ M% Z6 A# @; a6 F7 H3 EComeback: I've got the courage and skill of a master swordsman!% d4 p9 U9 q: M# @* ~) o
I'd be in real trouble if you ever used them.
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Comeback: Every word you say to me is stupid. ?& z: I w. _# s Y, e# e
I wanted to make sure you'd feel comfortable with me.
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Comeback: You are a pain in the backside, sir!" u' H8 z, w: [* f9 H4 l
Your hemorrhoids are flaring up again, eh?
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( x- _3 s, c$ w& ~, _Comeback: There are no clever moves that can help you now.% h X2 F4 l: d
Yes there are. You just never learned them. 8 R& R: G9 L" i
Insult:
_" E$ q% A8 R1 n+ u2 nComeback: Now I know what filth and stupidity really are." l; p. R2 g+ |0 x5 o
I'm glad to hear you attended your family reunion. % }$ |7 g2 ] q7 \$ H
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Comeback: I usually see people like you passed-out on tavern floors.
$ y( @3 u/ e6 S/ X9 T" kEven BEFORE they smell your breath? |