猴岛小英雄与海盗、大剑师对骂攻略

mxjmyxzww999

这个也是老版的，看看～～～

# B. ]! y6 y0 m* J% J+ `! K' VFighting the pirates  
4 n9 Y9 Q- {, l4 I' V( Q9 a! m0 b与海盗对骂

1 I* B* k- Y6 y, L' dInsult:
  g2 q2 C* ^* i) U5 y/ IComeback:  This is the END for you, you gutter-crawling cur!
And I've got a little TIP for you, get the POINT?  
Insult:
" k" I, \/ U2 u! aComeback:  Soon you'll be wearing my sword like a shish kebab!
First you better stop waiving it like a feather-duster.  
' T. ?8 o6 j% c  |Insult:
* j+ ]4 m$ W+ W7 y# O% q1 EComeback:  My handkerchief will wipe up your blood!
. c9 U. O; j1 |) m8 ZSo you got that job as janitor, after all.  
3 K4 \) M: \+ d) r' N2 F2 IInsult:
7 H' G$ y/ |7 i4 DComeback:  People fall at my feet when they see me coming.
, k8 @, z) i4 y! ]Even BEFORE they smell your breath?  
; s2 t0 F, j8 ?2 m9 _2 yInsult:
Comeback:  I once owned a dog that was smarter then you.
He must have taught you everything you know.  
7 N. \7 u7 U8 ]Insult:
# _! B9 J0 ^& B7 H$ N+ v2 |Comeback:  You make me want to puke.
You make me think somebody already did.  
Insult:
Comeback:  Nobody's ever drawn blood from me and nobody ever will.
You run THAT fast?  
Insult:
7 d2 P1 C. a6 [Comeback:  You fight like a dairy farmer.
How appropriate. You fight like a cow.  
Insult:
Comeback:  I got this scar on my face during a mighty struggle!
I hope now you've learned to stop picking your nose.  
Insult:
( o7 ?- R, m5 u& m+ N+ Q: U* VComeback:  Have you stopped wearing diapers yet?
Why, did you want to borrow one?  
Insult:
* e/ a* R" c( uComeback:  I've heard you were a contemptible sneak.
Too bad no one's ever heard of YOU at all.  
Insult:
Comeback:  You're no match for my brains, you poor fool.
( r5 q, q( r% fI'd be in real trouble if you ever used them.  
Insult:
Comeback:  You have the manners of a beggar.
! Y& O8 ?: K( G; G! w8 a1 ZI wanted to make sure you'd feel comfortable with me.  
& [6 e0 q3 c. T( s! k' h+ h0 HInsult:
* d$ k' _8 s! q0 c) |& e* X' E/ HComeback:  I'm not going to take your insolence sitting down!
Your hemorrhoids are flaring up again, eh?  
; d! H, F$ R9 T+ Z3 G$ {Insult:
9 h' B' Q$ n8 O; y* i9 KComeback:  There are no words for how disgusting you are.
# ^) s3 i; M: x0 lYes there are. You just never learned them.  
Insult:
5 h; @! \9 H5 x5 ?5 yComeback:  I've spoken with apes more polite then you.
I'm glad to hear you attended your family reunion.  

Fighting the Sword Master  
与大剑师对骂
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; ]& Z. [. O) x9 e9 w$ }5 aInsult:
4 J4 O# z$ M3 t6 A# D* xComeback:  I've got a long, sharp lesson for you you to learn today.
And I've got a little TIP for you. Get the POINT?  
Insult:
Comeback:  My tongue is sharper then any sword.
( |# C) R5 o" \7 z; G, QFirst you better stop waving it like a feather-duster.  
& o+ I" G2 u3 J: _) B- bInsult:
7 O5 y5 t2 e  M" Q& kComeback:  My name is feared in every dirty corner of this island!
So you got that job as janitor, after all.  
9 q8 C% p/ D1 r# xInsult:
Comeback:  My wisest enemies run away at the first sight of me!
Even BEFORE they smell your breath?  
# \1 Y% O1 f: z% tInsult:
! Y6 V: j* N7 e  YComeback:  Only once have I met such a coward!
" P. b/ ~% c8 V+ MHe must have taught you everything you know.  
Insult:
Comeback:  If your brother's like you, better to marry a pig.
' J' K' k6 u+ d  A7 C4 ]4 p/ {, BYou make me think somebody already did.  
* F% j& c  \4 w! CInsult:
! V5 T& T! [* ]/ J) U/ r2 ZComeback:  No one will ever catch ME fighting as badly as you do.
  w+ f; D1 {/ }: BYou run THAT fast?  
$ Q7 Y2 }0 ]' L9 |8 m% j5 B) `- s* FInsult:
Comeback:  I will milk every drop of blood from your body!
How appropriate. You fight like a cow.  
+ S. l- h% z" Y  C- L' l% zInsult:
Comeback:  My last fight ended with my hands covered with blood.
I hope now you've learned to stop picking your nose.  
7 q2 {2 {8 W7 X! I8 nInsult:
Comeback:  I hope you have a boat ready for a quick escape.
/ G: l: S  k0 jWhy, did you want to borrow one?  
Insult:
Comeback:  My sword is famous all over the Caribbean!
Too bad no one's ever heard of YOU at all.  
Insult:
Comeback:  I've got the courage and skill of a master swordsman!
I'd be in real trouble if you ever used them.  
Insult:
Comeback:  Every word you say to me is stupid.
I wanted to make sure you'd feel comfortable with me.  
Insult:
+ k. w% S9 E4 O+ _5 Y0 Z9 m$ M) c+ H) fComeback:  You are a pain in the backside, sir!
) ?  o. K/ _% T. Q% x5 AYour hemorrhoids are flaring up again, eh?  
6 x" n; ]* h/ N1 W' I: j: sInsult:
5 T$ m7 H+ n; S& W  f) \2 eComeback:  There are no clever moves that can help you now.
Yes there are. You just never learned them.  
Insult:
' M1 Q8 D( I3 bComeback:  Now I know what filth and stupidity really are.
0 S! [# s. h# I. rI'm glad to hear you attended your family reunion.  
Insult:
Comeback:  I usually see people like you passed-out on tavern floors.
$ C& g# X/ {' ], F7 u" y: F5 y$ aEven BEFORE they smell your breath?

雪代缘

這篇攻略很實用，支持一下，追憶猴島小英雄。

liyonggame

这个要那个本子记的，没有听过的选项不会出现，只能一点一点跟海盗们学

hll3200

在与路上碰到的海盗的一次又一次的战斗实践中习得

yanzhiren1

引用第1楼mxjmyxzww999于2009-07-30 09:35发表的  :
3 M3 m0 C- v9 J) b: D8 h自己顶一下^_^

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) _9 c# _2 k9 L9 f问题是在哪能学到这些反击呢？

mxjmyxzww999

自己顶一下^_^