猴岛小英雄与海盗、大剑师对骂攻略

mxjmyxzww999

这个也是老版的，看看～～～

Fighting the pirates  
与海盗对骂

Insult:
8 O+ v1 Q( J! T  k6 h" h8 t& wComeback:  This is the END for you, you gutter-crawling cur!
And I've got a little TIP for you, get the POINT?  
9 Z& K) _$ x9 }) m$ F% i) mInsult:
Comeback:  Soon you'll be wearing my sword like a shish kebab!
, `# F1 }+ N+ U8 |1 rFirst you better stop waiving it like a feather-duster.  
Insult:
- Q; a8 \) \* d$ Z5 l- @  {7 Z1 NComeback:  My handkerchief will wipe up your blood!
So you got that job as janitor, after all.  
Insult:
Comeback:  People fall at my feet when they see me coming.
* P5 ^. o5 s% A& }- N/ R; Q# z! PEven BEFORE they smell your breath?  
( M, H$ {5 b9 ?Insult:
1 E. l7 L  R/ [2 bComeback:  I once owned a dog that was smarter then you.
! w. ^* D; H- H% KHe must have taught you everything you know.  
9 c' a  ?3 }6 |" ]Insult:
' Y% f# F7 A) i: {3 cComeback:  You make me want to puke.
You make me think somebody already did.  
Insult:
Comeback:  Nobody's ever drawn blood from me and nobody ever will.
You run THAT fast?  
# U6 D. y; |3 ]9 k& I+ M7 e7 SInsult:
Comeback:  You fight like a dairy farmer.
; `! u2 U( t; G* H5 yHow appropriate. You fight like a cow.  
Insult:
* h. d4 I9 v4 r0 D" }+ g  E; ^Comeback:  I got this scar on my face during a mighty struggle!
I hope now you've learned to stop picking your nose.  
% W! X5 f3 b9 w( w; j, QInsult:
8 f6 U- V- s: V5 RComeback:  Have you stopped wearing diapers yet?
Why, did you want to borrow one?  
Insult:
Comeback:  I've heard you were a contemptible sneak.
5 w) P  g6 g0 ^9 }# `Too bad no one's ever heard of YOU at all.  
6 V5 j7 C  ^$ K% ^7 Y8 `Insult:
2 g/ e3 F  u* |. I' {& o' _! sComeback:  You're no match for my brains, you poor fool.
I'd be in real trouble if you ever used them.  
' v3 ]$ r8 Z- @" NInsult:
Comeback:  You have the manners of a beggar.
I wanted to make sure you'd feel comfortable with me.  
Insult:
Comeback:  I'm not going to take your insolence sitting down!
: t( x# r' r/ ^# U, m2 k* X5 k7 JYour hemorrhoids are flaring up again, eh?  
Insult:
8 H" V8 t, G: R( j& s/ C5 a# I! o/ bComeback:  There are no words for how disgusting you are.
Yes there are. You just never learned them.  
0 d$ b4 l9 D0 V# ~  _Insult:
Comeback:  I've spoken with apes more polite then you.
I'm glad to hear you attended your family reunion.  
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/ t2 p0 G7 Q' X+ J0 B& k9 j7 VFighting the Sword Master  
; i# @& I+ E; }; L( v2 s7 D; I2 p与大剑师对骂
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; o2 {0 k; A: m- x, y- r2 u: ?3 VInsult:
  _  j- O, o. g1 {Comeback:  I've got a long, sharp lesson for you you to learn today.
And I've got a little TIP for you. Get the POINT?  
& ~8 U+ ]  |4 G) }' I/ `Insult:
2 K) j, C. _: j8 Z0 jComeback:  My tongue is sharper then any sword.
First you better stop waving it like a feather-duster.  
( S8 o5 p+ t" X/ X7 U, ~/ g( e* nInsult:
+ K7 t0 o/ m4 h; z. m! Y2 sComeback:  My name is feared in every dirty corner of this island!
So you got that job as janitor, after all.  
Insult:
Comeback:  My wisest enemies run away at the first sight of me!
1 m( n0 s$ x2 y1 n, UEven BEFORE they smell your breath?  
Insult:
Comeback:  Only once have I met such a coward!
) C7 ~, ~( I7 ^% e; W: z; W# [- yHe must have taught you everything you know.  
Insult:
+ L( C! x0 y+ j4 I* PComeback:  If your brother's like you, better to marry a pig.
You make me think somebody already did.  
Insult:
Comeback:  No one will ever catch ME fighting as badly as you do.
You run THAT fast?  
9 |" v( Y6 p1 r9 k) {% QInsult:
8 s" s% y& p" l' l! c+ ]7 SComeback:  I will milk every drop of blood from your body!
How appropriate. You fight like a cow.  
Insult:
Comeback:  My last fight ended with my hands covered with blood.
1 ^9 ^+ [, c5 }. _( G! _I hope now you've learned to stop picking your nose.  
Insult:
Comeback:  I hope you have a boat ready for a quick escape.
Why, did you want to borrow one?  
/ q! }+ b: b% W" K) M2 jInsult:
1 m9 C+ k, t# z+ u1 ~% }Comeback:  My sword is famous all over the Caribbean!
, K$ e+ A9 e- S3 T; V% P7 pToo bad no one's ever heard of YOU at all.  
Insult:
Comeback:  I've got the courage and skill of a master swordsman!
; u: k) E% i" W) s) bI'd be in real trouble if you ever used them.  
Insult:
" v  A# Y( l0 z6 wComeback:  Every word you say to me is stupid.
3 y2 Z6 x3 G& `! gI wanted to make sure you'd feel comfortable with me.  
Insult:
$ t' q; L6 x2 Q8 d8 HComeback:  You are a pain in the backside, sir!
3 X. K& Z# ^) W2 t1 K# E# _Your hemorrhoids are flaring up again, eh?  
Insult:
Comeback:  There are no clever moves that can help you now.
Yes there are. You just never learned them.  
Insult:
5 Q+ ~, w  o- E3 ]* _7 DComeback:  Now I know what filth and stupidity really are.
I'm glad to hear you attended your family reunion.  
Insult:
Comeback:  I usually see people like you passed-out on tavern floors.
Even BEFORE they smell your breath?

雪代缘

這篇攻略很實用，支持一下，追憶猴島小英雄。

liyonggame

这个要那个本子记的，没有听过的选项不会出现，只能一点一点跟海盗们学

hll3200

在与路上碰到的海盗的一次又一次的战斗实践中习得

yanzhiren1

引用第1楼mxjmyxzww999于2009-07-30 09:35发表的  :
自己顶一下^_^

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问题是在哪能学到这些反击呢？

mxjmyxzww999

自己顶一下^_^