曝光：梦陨官方繁体中文版的翻译究竟有多烂？

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The Hand That Bites 正义之手是里萨工作的网络新闻杂志社，看看我们的繁体中文版的翻译吧，“创作力”还是蛮强的——

msgid "I don't know, sweetie. Maybe you should just give the information to Reza's editor. Let The Hand That Bites handle it."
msgstr "我不知道，親愛的，或許你應該把訊息給里薩的編輯，讓那隻掌控的黑手被痛擊一下。"
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6 i0 A( p7 @* E$ `$ \+ t9 Ymsgid "If the Syndicate can't figure out what's causing the Static, I'm sure the Hand That Bites will. They're always on top of these things."
/ Y& }- \/ K( D9 n! Wmsgstr "如果聯盟沒有發現導致靜態現象的原因，我很確定他們很快就會出問題的，這可是最重要的事情。"

/ Y$ ]/ ~) y* y! R1 l: N- dmsgid "The Hand That Bites."
msgstr "所以你們找了傑立可。"

msgid "And come to my apartment as soon as you have the package, okay? I'll get the Hand That Bites to pay you for a couple of hours work."
msgstr "然後儘快的將包裹送到我的公寓去，好嗎？我會給你雙倍的報酬的。"

; e& ^, n6 ]- z5 zmsgid "Sure you will. And tomorrow morning The Hand That Bites will run an interesting story about this bar."
msgstr "當然你會，明天早上關於這個酒吧將會上演一齣'一報還一報'的有趣故事。"

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雷人的翻译——
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& T& g) T2 W6 x) ]; @' F, \msgid "So I have a thing for pillows."
msgstr "我該整理一下枕頭了。"