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猴岛系列侮辱语录

猴岛1
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2 ?( S9 j3 y. D3 ]普通海盗
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Insult: My handkerchief will wipe up your blood.
% _8 |6 C& }- L  N/ e. FResponse: So you got that job as janitor, after all.. x/ M  J$ n( T) w( N5 D& `" a
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Insult: Soon you'll be wearing my sword like a shish kebab!1 v+ a7 @- b# a/ u( G
Response: First you'd better stop waving it like a feather-duster.
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Insult: I once owned a dog that was smarter than you.5 ~  T+ ~6 z7 G" X+ v6 j' F
Response: He must have taught everything you know.
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Insult: This is the END for you, you gutter-crawling cur!
7 v) a# ]! p; ?Response: And I've got a little TIP for you. Get the POINT?1 v* r4 S; Z8 X; |# ~' G# {8 V
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Insult: Nobody's ever drawn blood from me and nobody ever will!( |" o4 n: f0 H3 _1 }3 q0 |$ h
Response: You run THAT fast?
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! i  K% i8 F% F. g$ \! P0 WInsult: People fall at my feet when they see me coming.
' B; l* s5 R0 P3 d: t, d" X1 kResponse: Even BEFORE they smell your breath?/ L! Y; S6 Y2 ]0 @! j& ^

' E" }/ {0 {6 b; Z* p- p, r/ ~- KInsult: You make me want to puke.' k: d) b% Y& ^; Y
Response: You make me think somebody already did.
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+ R/ L! v% U- aInsult: I got this scar on my face during a mighty struggle!
8 {& z8 d/ w9 y  X$ Y: cResponse: I hope now you've learned to stop picking your nose.
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+ H. c) U7 P6 D( o/ n8 o7 aInsult: I've spoken with apes more polite than you.
6 ?& M. \* T. W' |, ?. p$ }9 HResponse: I'm glad to hear you attended your family reunion.2 A% {* S9 ^/ B. }0 R0 A+ ^+ m
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Insult: Have you stopped wearing diapers yet?
* a2 V+ d" o( X  g+ \  X( \' e7 w" `( OResponse: Why, did you want to borrow one?
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Insult: You have the manners of a beggar.1 v$ U5 q5 J. ^2 L: E3 c
Response: I wanted to make sure you'd feel comfortable with me.# a8 p3 q1 a5 E, `

" ^# P  F1 h+ I6 k7 c0 u! XInsult: There are no words for how disgusting you are.0 y6 o+ V* b# E. c7 ]* G
Response: Yes there are. You just never learned them.. e# S1 e& c  e# _0 n6 M
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Insult: You're no match for my brains, you poor fool.
6 v+ w! m0 B  e0 M3 v6 `4 ?2 iResponse: I'd be in real trouble if you ever used them.6 D3 A+ E/ ~6 L" N* }. E* u
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Insult: I'm not going to take your insolence sitting down!+ E. Y( Z( A  c1 R7 L$ w
Response: Your hemorrhoids are flaring up again, eh?
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Insult: I've heard you were a contemptible sneak.
! Z" B6 m) E( J1 W4 XResponse: Too bad no one's ever heard of YOU at all.. `! w- }7 `  X5 t: j

5 @% A' i7 i- eInsult: You fight like a dairy farmer.
) Q% X* i* q2 ^& U" A; dResponse: How appropriate. You fight like a cow.% |0 ?6 Y/ W. m  }0 z

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Swordmaster: My name is feared in every dirty corner of this island!* G+ |. v5 M& y4 ]# W- }% U
Response: So you got that job as janitor, after all.  I2 ]9 c% X# v- ^4 }+ f

& O- |$ R0 q7 m6 {" z( YSwordmaster: My tongue is sharper than any sword!( Z4 H: K- _- X9 m& L! |) V
Response: First you'd better stop waving it like a feather-duster.
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Swordmaster: Only once I have met such a coward!
' N2 m: j& ?; _# I& y- RResponse: He must have taught everything you know.7 ]. y5 c8 W8 d1 R/ `
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Swordmaster: I've got a long, sharp lesson for you to learn today.( @  P  Y8 _; M6 E! j/ U
Response: And I've got a little TIP for you. Get the POINT?
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Swordmaster: No one will ever catch ME fighting as badly as you do.% s* M# l4 d* G* O* O) l: }! D8 Z1 H8 A
Response: You run THAT fast?
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8 L. e! _1 c9 Y0 \: aSwordmaster: My wisest enemies run away at the first sight of me!
# q( A* R2 Q1 s2 R# M3 \- k" P7 V/ _Response: Even BEFORE they smell your breath?
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# r5 S/ E5 ?  K% l/ |% PSwordmaster: If your brother is like you, better to marry a pig.$ k4 s+ W1 F9 z6 v% U- [
Response: You make me think somebody already did.1 b8 L' e) z# k4 D

; x$ Z: H* R1 s+ r- vSwordmaster: My last fight ended with my hands covered with blood.% R- u% t* [0 {* Q; v+ @$ l
Response: I hope now you've learned to stop picking your nose." {! l; z( i. E1 u
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Swordmaster: Now I know what filth and stupidity really are.
* A1 k$ O' ?$ g7 H3 o0 X8 xResponse: I'm glad to hear you attended your family reunion.
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Swordmaster: I hope you have a boat ready for a quick escape.& b% [3 c  a# K' E
Response: Why, did you want to borrow one?
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Swordmaster: Every word you say to me is stupid.: W' G/ X- \3 l3 x2 E# i
Response: I wanted to make sure you'd feel comfortable with me.
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; ?9 M, V( @: r# WSwordmaster: There are no clever moves that can help you now.
( x2 M$ `9 w9 z) |/ AResponse: Yes there are. You just never learned them.
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Swordmaster: I've got the courage and skill of a master swordsman!. k5 h1 m% h, u* U- r& w* L
Response: I'd be in real trouble if you ever used them.
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5 X0 \. a/ o, \: HSwordmaster: You are a pain in the backside, sir!) s! T- E5 H4 o0 \6 I! s4 d
Response: Your hemorrhoids are flaring up again, eh?
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3 z4 E) L' S7 C$ }; I$ d6 PSwordmaster: My sword is famous all over the Caribbean!
8 u7 ~% I1 G! Q% o1 }, CResponse: Too bad no one's ever heard of YOU at all.! E: E6 y) l) o" B/ X, Y
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Swordmaster: I will milk every drop of blood from your body!
" |2 n! w2 ~& ]. cResponse: How appropriate. You fight like a cow.
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Swordmaster: I usually see people like you passed-out on tavern floors.
/ p9 U8 V% {, y8 M, KResponse: Even BEFORE they smell your breath?
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 楼主| 发表于 2014-2-27 13:43 | 只看该作者
猴岛3
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普通海盗
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Insult: Every enemy I've met I annihilated!
3 f9 I  c$ M' \& U8 }Response: With your breath, I'm sure they all suffocated.+ q6 t5 a; c: t5 Z) B# h
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Insult: You're as repulsive as a monkey in a negligee.' j* f# g3 r5 P; i2 }9 X+ l8 K
Response: I look THAT much like your fiancee?/ I7 b4 [- E9 G
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Insult: Would you like to be buried or cremated?
! _. B( l/ @9 V$ s8 C6 j2 oResponse: With you around, I'd prefer to be fumigated.
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) V6 r) e' @3 v3 F5 K* f1 l( j2 M( l# EInsult: Heaven preserve me! You look like something that's died!
5 O: ~" d8 f4 @# p7 t3 ^Response: The only way you'll be preserved is in formaldehyde.9 {5 R4 [/ I% e

7 i  A4 W) N/ d" ^) }" @# W6 sInsult: I'll skewer you like a sow at a buffet.
2 ?- T! S4 ~8 s8 k, lResponse: When I'm done with you, you'll be a boneless fillet.3 ^" c* ^* X0 Q* t& F$ I2 c% t8 q  H+ t

. O6 v1 R' E: T: s: ]Insult: Killing you would be justifiable homicide!; V+ F9 A0 `5 E6 @4 N% O- A
Response: Then killing you must be justifiable fungicide.
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5 ^- h& D0 I  c# _Insult: En garde! Touche!
. P, E' M4 R  W: r" gResponse: Oh, that is so cliche.
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& N+ J* X% Y$ I$ P% d9 nInsult: Throughout the Caribbean my great deeds are celebrated!
6 P+ s- T/ A4 ^Response: Too bad they're fabricated.
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" x+ B* |, I/ T7 K+ y( Q/ X, kInsult: When your father first saw you, he must have been mortified.
  ~1 q6 O& n( j, O7 N+ Q9 w  EResponse: At least mine can be identified.
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Insult: You can't match my witty repartee!
  R+ N1 o6 I& dResponse: I could, if you would use some breath spray.9 i  ?& T8 ~, g, h; ]6 v
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Insult: I can't rest until you've been exterminated!4 N1 o* j- M& k: n4 }
Response: Then perhaps you should switch to decaffeinated.2 H+ D6 n' J6 u% T( S

3 o, Y: D+ d+ BInsult: You're the ugliest monster ever created!& ]0 n& X# {" E" u: o, E
Response: If you don't count all the one you've dated.
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; `- ]' o9 B0 ^Insult: I'll leave you devastated, mutilated and perforated.
7 B! T9 D- W: Y+ }4 D4 u5 m  Y8 ]Response: Your odor alone makes me aggravated, agitated and infuriated.
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Insult: Coming face to face with me must leave you petrified.
& U! g# A) Q! S! [. R- f! v$ ^; iResponse: Is that your face? I thought it was your backside.
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Insult: I'll hound you night and day!2 O- }8 m' U3 X8 l" M$ R) N
Response: Then be a good boy. Sit. Stay! ' c0 L4 |; |+ N# z% K
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Insult: I have never seen such clumsy swordplay!
& _$ T$ B) }3 L# r+ _9 n$ iResponse: You would have, but you're always running away.
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( M  z1 v% n! v8 J& H" ^Rottingham船长
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: Q( F3 }' {  u4 O7 W, SInsult: My attacks have left entire islands depopulated!
& i* r' s3 t) B& _/ E) W( ]Response: With your breath, I'm sure they all suffocated.
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Insult: You have the sex appeal of a Shar-Pei.6 T& A9 j- y! C7 z
Response: I look THAT much like your fiancee?
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Insult: I give you a choice. You can be gutted, or decapitated!) U- V* ?: Q) n. B' {; H
Response: With you around, I'd prefer to be fumigated.) R5 }  c" q' O# u4 b/ |

8 s$ x; v( M/ ^% z4 n8 O$ qInsult: Nothing on this earth can save your sorry hide!# n8 j8 m0 w# U; s  z$ r" f
Response: The only way you'll be preserved is in formaldehyde.
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Insult: Your lips look like they belong on the catch of the day!! V! X% N( E  M; I1 o% D0 e5 Z: Y( P
Response: When I'm done with you, you'll be a boneless fillet.. ^( u* f; S5 V% J  u  w# N

5 n$ g$ M: ?9 OInsult: When I'm done, your body will be rotted and putrefied!  M! X$ h' ?: K( i$ r" A
Response: Then killing you must be justifiable fungicide.
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! m9 |9 i5 M8 }0 S# vInsult: Your mother wears a toupee!
7 }5 C; ?) l# P! z' ]Response: Oh, that is so cliche.; B1 Y! W$ J, V% g

8 \' s4 ^0 `2 E8 NInsult: My skills with a sword are highly venerated.8 o  {: A; t, v9 a5 @- }
Response: Too bad they're fabricated.
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Insult: You're a disgrace to your species, you're so undignified!
6 _: P  x1 ^' N4 |9 iResponse: At least mine can be identified.7 N6 ^- ?  j6 Q5 u! ^; K" U

# g# B6 X: v$ y0 S8 R8 s% XInsult: Nothing can stop me from blowing you away!
9 @* t/ n! R3 }9 F& KResponse: I could, if you would use some breath spray.& n$ [# P, Z  X% g: x

+ S0 _& y; T- C2 U2 \% A7 ^Insult: Your stench would make an outhouse cleaner irritated!
( G% Z( ~3 g1 j: Y  TResponse: Then perhaps you should switch to decaffeinated.
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7 ~% h5 z! e0 a7 QInsult: Your looks would make pigs nauseated.
; D5 L  y+ U4 @3 [& I* nResponse: If you don't count all the one you've dated.8 D5 j2 I! h& m& x( t! o
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Insult: I can't tell which of my traits has you the most intimidated.
. h2 _! r5 f0 S% u4 xResponse: Your odor alone makes me aggravated, agitated and infuriated.
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Insult: Never before have I faced someone so sissified." S+ A2 @3 Y: O' q- s  m- H
Response: Is that your face? I thought it was your backside.
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Insult: Sometimes I am dogged and relentless to my prey!
7 x& k( z* i3 _! i/ S- hResponse: Then be a good boy. Sit. Stay!
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Insult: I have never lost a melee!
9 j1 u% w% p3 P' I4 d  jResponse: You would have, but you're always running away.
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( w' T% `9 x! ]9 ^+ Z8 a繁中版(“Q”是普通海盗,“羅”是羅丁漢船長):
/ }) Q8 {/ N6 Q; b2 ^& J) @1 u/ f  Z5 ZQ :我所遇過的每一個敵人,都已經到西天野餐去了。+ m5 S' T: p$ ~7 {7 S
羅:我的攻擊讓整個島群人口驟減。6 L( c2 @4 K0 S# t
A :在你的口臭之下,我相信他們全都窒息了。
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Q :你就像一隻穿著衣服的猴子一樣令人生厭。
% b7 w4 e8 W7 [. e9 G  Z羅:你對Shar-Pei倒是很有吸引力。
+ e9 [5 m5 j5 B$ r% U: V& rA :我看起來真的那麼像你的未婚妻嗎?
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" [& T& ?1 u" M9 @/ w# xQ :我要像叉自助餐裡的豬肉那樣叉死你。, u2 s! k; @* R
羅:你的雙唇看起來就好比每天的大減價商品一樣。
: ?# h- w# y) v" m2 I3 UA :當我把你解決之後你將會是一塊去骨的上肉。: t; B1 }5 {$ q. W

( T. l4 t$ j% L3 @/ U3 GQ :我會蹂躪你,使你殘廢全身穿孔。% j5 r( V& o# L) L( ^/ x. ]
A :你的味道讓我呼吸困難、情緒激動、無法忍受。! L1 X+ ]7 r* [

6 a& x; _, s3 W9 d* B$ G* pQ :老天!饒了我吧!你看來活著和死的沒甚麼兩樣。
+ k6 k2 J9 V/ y! p' H9 e6 b羅:在這個地球上沒有一處是你容身之所。
) `* x$ @8 s& }9 d: U+ p. V% FA :唯一能把你保留下來的方法就是泡在甲醛裡。5 \6 S0 \; v  U
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Q :準備接招!6 T; Z5 n/ i! }6 B) l8 j% X
羅:你娘戴著假髮。
# R& n' `, G2 L" u8 y" u8 xA :哦!真是老招。
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6 C7 N6 F1 }/ U! r, H; L$ VQ :和我面對面一定讓你嚇呆了吧!, ^& ]& r# m* H, _3 L/ o7 ]
A :那是你的臉嗎我還以為是你的屁股。
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Q :你是趕不上我機智的對答的。
2 v  q' x2 \: n3 A羅:我一口氣就能把你吹走誰也不能阻止。
; r- T) |9 y0 j; i# L1 s+ KA :如果你能用一點口齒芳香劑的話我倒還可以忍受。* [% I' D, n; R7 W, @- h# z

% R7 b0 Z+ J% U4 M. W4 \0 PQ :到你死之前我都不會休息。$ y$ G$ }, ]7 E" X0 m- V' B
A :那麼或許你可以試試不含咖啡因的東西。* W* L- m5 V% |1 `

( J1 A1 S  G+ N9 [, I% L( s( vQ :當你父親第一眼看見你時,他一定感到很後悔。
% r, n5 ~0 R5 o) f7 r' m羅:你是你那種族的恥辱啊!你連一點威嚴都沒有。
  I* z9 @" H; q8 H' oA :至少我的還可以確認。
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Q :我會從早到晚大聲罵你。( P3 }( l8 h7 V* P( p+ n5 \. q7 Y
羅:你會發現我對獵物既執著又無情。; X) E  y) W0 j, {% y) G; i
A :那就當條好狗坐下留在這裡。" o8 a1 D( r7 }8 y0 s" k! P% y
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Q :我偉大的功勳馳名整個加勒比海。
4 Y1 Z. Z. U( i, p& K& k羅:我的劍術受到高度崇拜。
. F9 V4 w. j/ l. zA :很不幸它們全都是捏造的。
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 楼主| 发表于 2014-2-27 13:46 | 只看该作者
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/ a; V+ A& W0 i4 dInsult: Today by myself twelve people I've beaten.9 A' o) f$ P, u1 o% `) \# t
Answer: From the size of your gut I guess they were all eaten!
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3 H5 Y4 f# c& Z4 V$ lInsult: You're the ugliest creature I've ever seen in my life.
3 S  G5 s2 N3 p9 XAnswer: I'm shocked that you never gazed at your wife!
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6 W; F! x7 a5 IInsult: People consider my fist a lethal weapon.
/ Y# M- ~9 \7 J  m/ J3 n% A1 HAnswer: Sadly, your breath should be equally reckoned. # T$ [- I3 L1 {5 M- e

/ a% H5 k) z* [; JInsult: Give up now, or I'll crush you like a grape.5 Q( L5 @7 J5 A: k
Answer: I would if it would stop your WINE-ING!
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Insult: My stupefying strength will shatter your ulna into a million pieces.% Y: S! Q  N  \+ B3 t; s! G( m) |
Answer: I'm surprised you can count that high! % z8 ?8 n' d! l" v& {4 i
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Insult: I've got muscles in places you've never even heard of.
/ z" }' V, i4 u; yAnswer: Aagh...! It's too bad none of them in your arms! & g! G% l, f1 f+ @8 c0 ]
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Insult: You arms are no bigger than fleas that I've met!
2 T- e% N! L. j4 e( B% w2 lAnswer: So THAT'S why your scratching...I'd go see a vet. % j. w2 M& W: h5 F6 j
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Insult: Hey! Look over there!' Z1 @+ q4 n  U3 l
Answer: Yes, yes, I know: It's a three head monkey.
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Insult: Your knuckles I'll grind to a splintery paste.  q4 g2 K% u' U7 s+ ^2 {1 F
Answer: I thought that the bean dip had strange taste. 1 i- p+ y3 J) x, Z3 u
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Insult: Only once have I met such a coward.
* t3 |) e$ ~' y- o# {1 o" iAnswer: He must have thought you everything you know.
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Insult: My ninety-eight year old grandmother has bigger arms than you.
2 i, D5 E6 c' u# `6 Y8 J8 IAnswer: Ungh...Yeah, but we both got better bladder control than you do.
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Insult: I'm going to put your arm in a sling!6 L4 C  A- |2 c8 T6 G2 I" q
Answer: Why, ya studying to be a nurse? 8 o# f' o( L0 u9 v  }$ M1 C% L: t
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Insult: My forearms have been mistaken for tree trunks! 7 A2 f: [; B3 |: C
Answer: An over-the-counter defoliant could help with that problem.
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$ i+ K9 N( ]4 _3 j+ W( H* SInsult: I've out-wrestled octopi with these arms! 6 U% H* @' a& t3 T2 }# G
Answer: I'm sure that spineless creatures everywhere are humbled by your might.
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1 H* h% R1 b" ~& k" HInsult: Do I see quivers of agony dance on your lip?
# {! D& \6 ]4 c) z  ~Answer: It's laughter that's caused by your feathery grip.& K# Z: T7 g- x" Q: U: F( M

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; p" i4 m  a# K6 I% Q- H! ~Q:啊…我會把你的關節磨碎成漿糊。       
) C" X( ^' n$ w0 R( U( w. LA:啊!我就說那豆汁有奇怪的味道嘛。
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Q:嗯…我練出肌肉的地方,你聽都沒聽過。
0 w6 B1 L' F$ b) eA:啊…!真可惜它們無一在你的手臂中。
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Q:啊…嘿,看那裡!       
/ I; J# P. _9 BA:呃!是哦是哦,我知道:不就是隻有三個頭的猴子嗎。
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Q:啊…我九十八歲的老奶奶手臂都比你粗!
: E+ d' V* b$ M( N8 OA:呃…是哦,不過我們兩個都有比你更好的膀胱控制力。# {7 q# l: Y9 W) n- Q
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! E7 [9 {8 \/ o" q8 N: M, p4 [Q:我要打斷你的手臂!        & y! a5 S3 [8 E* b8 X$ ^+ B- ?' Y/ G
A:啊!為什麼,你要當護士嗎?
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9 Q  J: ?8 k( x' _$ G) wQ:呃,哈…我看見你的嘴唇在痛苦地顫抖嗎?: }( j: F' g! V
A:呃!哈哈!是你輕柔的握力引得我發笑。哈!5 ?2 T  A) V+ T
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2 Q7 i( d( |! z' P0 Z$ i& v$ qQ:啊…我令人目瞪口呆的力量會把你的尺骨捏碎成百萬片!       
& g. I& a8 B+ {3 \/ E2 _3 r# HA:呃!我真驚訝你數數,竟然能數到那麼多!哈!
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Q:快放棄吧,不然我就像捏葡萄一樣把你捏爛!       
0 c0 z/ X/ C( V- j7 {- Q: s" H2 MA:呃,如果它能讓你停止自我陶醉的話,我倒願意。* {  L2 X2 O, s2 V0 k
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, b) ^4 e0 O/ A; {: HQ:你的手臂不比我見過的跳蚤還大!        : E. t) P# P' O0 Y$ d
A:啊!原來那就是你為什麼抓癢的原因了…我得去看看獸醫。呵!
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Q:啊,大家都視我的拳頭為致命武器!呃…# y/ i! X7 c/ o
A:呃…!可惜,你氣數不長了。9 E  c7 k4 `: r# l7 q+ j" J$ f
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Q:呃…像你這樣的懦夫我只見過一次!       
% e3 r: r2 |. }3 J5 l8 dA:呃!他一定教會了你每件事。呃…
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Q:呃…你是我這一輩子見過最醜的怪物…噁。       
0 f4 |# p7 `2 x' {A:呃!我真驚訝你從沒仔細看你老婆。8 X+ ~4 |/ _+ D/ y
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Q:呃…今天,我自己打敗了十二個人。        ! X6 M8 _5 g$ B0 a4 K5 \2 W0 i
A:呃…從你膽量的大小看來,我想他們都是被你煩死的。
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+ B: X* x" m$ R# ^$ ~" I! S+ T5 ?Q:呃…我曾用這雙手臂與章魚纏鬥過!        " Z  Z$ M0 ?8 Q
A:呃!我相信隨處可見的沒骨頭的東西,在你的力量下倒是會顯得謙卑哩。! n  h" S/ y- d; P2 B" F) q8 z* l
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. [8 j/ m7 w4 i; ZQ:呃…我的前手臂被人誤認是樹幹!       
* D+ I) W9 N5 \; P6 ZA:呃!私售的脫葉劑能幫你解決問題。哈!
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% N% ~1 P: Y) q7 g7 ~RRT        普巴比.方迪.騰費雪
; B  k0 E# N& L5 W7 b6 K  TRRS        波巴索羅繆.米希.群米皮" |: U! R' l7 G
RRM        馮大衛.潘比.儒蘇沛  g/ I: C& I* }9 r" Z3 ?4 G( P9 z
RRD        馬卡菈.明希.佐圖皮) A6 U- w# l7 h% J  J2 f0 y
RTR        穆可瑞.土凡.寶艾波, r( o8 \& U  @
RTT        米康妮.琳赤.黛以瑟豪斯
9 q/ F2 s2 g: \+ l8 JRTS        鮑亞瑟.圖凡.開賈麻馬
* c, [. O( E# f, `  ?! N8 uRTM        鮑亞伯妲.南吉.純比索斯
0 z  ~7 v: [1 n$ h( i- s: NRTD        方多琳.蘭赤.宗堤利溫克
" [3 j3 L; V( ^. n4 ?RSR        皮波恩.恒肯.波伯瑞思$ e% e$ W* {* o* i" z
RST        范戴夫恩.吉艾爾.利希波斯皮特
% Q$ d) P% q$ d1 ~RSS        方利黛莉亞.冠埃.幗伊格諾拉默斯" U0 J1 @7 u' v) O
RSM     皮保寶.清恩姆.智安基
* \# u! E( p5 ?RSD        莫柯席菈.昆傑.悟耶洛雅波: w8 J9 J8 S5 P
RMR     巴愛麗絲.姍阿兒.敏超0 ]- W- Z* M# |. U
RMT        白艾美.蕊斯.琳海皮可拉基+ s) M0 W5 I" S. ]
RMS        傅多皮.叔庫.群曼默瑞義斯8 {$ e6 ~9 a/ }0 Z+ T
RMM     潘納比.瑞斯.誠皮克芬奇
$ O- R, t+ T, e* O6 G& IRMD        方丹佛.西恩.祖泰康德奧加" m; \" L) ?  B  m( z/ ~
RDR     莫卡洛斯.思威.曼卡拉麥洛
; r2 w7 N4 X/ _; y4 ?: URDT     符丹.怡達比悠.郎胡汀尼佛洛斯0 S) y& ?1 P! j4 z$ N
RDS        傅戴維.自堤.軍利平利利
0 n* L# `( d9 `1 k3 T$ N# NRDM        潘貝瑞.村優.瑞舒邁爾
1 m$ ^. W* Y2 O3 U; C3 X- x( TRDD        平包伯.郁齊.雲席踏普1 Q+ T! r6 J- G( N& s+ R# d. R
TRR        陸哈瑞.府迪.鵬巴克
% M1 z4 M& q& }8 iTRT        戴伊森.滿希.頓安德松
; u) F1 J8 G5 J% E/ e( ^7 LTRS     盧海倫.波比.康詹尼斯- B0 {& }$ y! Q! y# k8 _6 Z
TRM     納戈爾摩.凡迪.昌派爾8 B9 B  p' y" t3 e0 h) Q
TRD        屠佛瑞迪.白艾.洋瓦拉卡索
7 w/ p  Q2 E. Y4 E* z+ y& zTTR        戴艾格爾.德義.福丹哲若斯$ D$ d0 h1 i6 N" e7 h- \* d% T
TTT        刁艾瑞克.男吉.圖芳代卡斯馬克
; G7 C4 z$ a, C6 KTTS     林休伊.陸赤.光因菲摩斯7 I! m+ O# E% m& w+ @
TTM        那葛利格里.努吉.馨寧爾斯汀. K" q9 e+ S5 \, r$ [
TTD        倪吉羅德.里赤.賜優騰- K) r. M& P' a, S
TSR     鄧愛德華.喬恩姆.普包克斯1 P* x6 C( Y) s6 K- O, _
TST        湯佛利歐.官埃.路荷利歐
9 u% T. k2 a! g: k8 OTSS        倫亨瑞.昆傑.康瓊斯3 ^/ F5 [( a3 F9 F1 ]2 f" J
TSM        那喬治亞.倩恩姆.香尼伯斯卡
' A) `- m! @( q+ _TSD        陶方克米斯特.顧埃.友威史
1 D7 k" H# f1 I' ZTMR     鐵法蘭法.新恩.朋班斯
0 {1 l( X4 X$ ?; ?( Z( d) d. GTMT        譚佛瑞德.喜恩.堂佛瑞格萊斯東9 P$ O! o  k8 R' E
TMS        杜艾琳諾.鍾歐.卿麥洛卓曼帝克2 D7 c1 }# P* K2 e
TMM        譚法蘭克林.山阿兒.祥尼汀藍
1 }5 k& b& W) \/ zTMD        倪吉納德.染斯.宗托普利斯
' Q' h9 n7 C( [8 R6 Z8 \TDR     陶法蘭西斯.余齊.風德瑞克( t; U$ l- x; ?! ]* ]( d
TDT        陶法蘭基.尊堤.塔佛瑞康斯坦
1 e8 s1 l" |2 eTDS        屠法蘭西斯科.桑威.秋莫比斯8 e( X3 k! k9 p8 Y6 H( G3 T, Z3 b
TDM        蘭漢瑞妲.燦優.蕊梭德希皮
* e( K1 |* ^- e0 ^& xTDD        譚芳泰尼.易達比悠.揚瓦基威羅, {; {3 F1 y' l& u# c1 B6 t
SRR        戚麥爾文.飛迪.鋒杜特拉納米' i; w  q* g& k  K" |7 u
SRT        曲馬爾寇.佛迪.得伊薩茲# V/ _  b& y: x2 v% V) E
SRS        甘伊格內休斯.伯艾.丘馬格馬
; {. |( [3 h4 |* M# k" J. h" n% @SRM        柯傑克.範迪.生瑞普爾9 f7 U  t; a& e8 ~
SRD        韓卡爾.卜比.族崔實托克+ B; k8 q7 n. P4 J, K$ q
STR        康喬吉.勞赤.明克里斯多夫. k: `: d5 A8 ^/ ?" V
STT        黃凱薩琳.童凡.玲海義斯9 @* t% X& `: X* S9 g
STS        姜賴曼.丹義.清曼尼胡克斯& Z& `4 I. f5 j7 {8 D- O- t
STM        江蘭蕾.霓吉.蕊索爾
2 c7 y) J0 C) VSTD        匡賈絲敏.妮吉.簪堤貝格斯
# w; [- P3 B1 p0 QSSR        秦曼紐爾.開傑.曼卡拉佛瑞斯; I# V0 \' v( \; B2 Q" r; g1 {
SST        焦賴瑞.果埃.朗胡荷荷
' v! t( J, |4 f6 O% j" W$ SSSS        匡傑佛瑞.寇傑.昆江波奀% F  k. X) c/ ?3 w3 Q$ S
SSM        邱麥基.開傑.日史代瑪
8 g: \* f' s& J( n: nSSD        柯傑洛皮.豪肯.森費斯奎茲
1 I1 w' u& Z9 tSMR        喬瑪琍亞.傳皮.平巴寇爾
& z5 w0 P5 {0 [8 F' ]% Z+ T) ]8 }SMT        錢瑪麗.雪恩.暖剛波蘭克
/ Q1 |/ k/ Z, q9 ?' }SMS        柯傑羅姆.楚皮.金李平
  f9 m: |4 q# X3 O4 _SMM        胡凱絲.叔阿兒.茹索斯9 O/ k3 U. O% M- X0 V8 k8 v! ~
SMD        古艾紋納.呈皮.遠沙皮# ~0 H" K( ?) m8 \+ k( ]$ B7 e
SDR        康喬瑟佛斯.文艾克斯.柏艾克5 \' J; n9 |8 N5 [3 C
SDT        辜因帝格.穎達比悠.諒漢克比
/ c( y' n: V! d/ P6 t9 v4 }, ^SDS        蔣洛薩.存優.岡伊皮斯
3 w9 p4 ~" d& e1 gSDM        胡克莉絲汀娜.祖堤.蕊史拉匹
# j! L/ c, S$ g/ vSDD        候肯特.雍齊.吾優薩瑞恩* B7 K+ J2 h: a1 K# `7 G4 ?% w
MRR        詹奧利佛.木希.發杜特拉納米! n8 q3 B3 Z& V: k1 m3 I6 F
MRT        辛紐頓.非迪.頓艾若尼亞斯! q" o: X9 l1 C) B7 k0 `) E+ l
MRS        史奎斯科.彭比.清基畢特1 C% N4 b9 J" U$ \6 p  D
MRM        邢奈爾斯.福迪.生瑞佛爾
; b' K3 M2 _3 P( uMRD        程帕斯崔米.布艾.遙瓦波納玻( w" x5 z# Q: ?( J
MTR        儒賽門.談凡.豐迪斯可泰克- E* d( S  X, d+ Q6 s+ d3 e
MTT        瑞史蒂芬.東義.利休吉; v( K9 u: D( D: |" z
MTS        許諾伯特.坦凡.康賈馬拉馬( e  j: Z7 e" A* l% N
MTM        陳皮薩卡托.寧吉.昌帕希頓3 O* w4 y4 m2 D/ R" B7 p
MTD        祝歐帕斯.戴義.祖崔義6 }6 o2 E1 L2 I0 d
MSR        史瑞安.昆傑.福丹斯維斯沃福斯* {% Q" S/ R* B7 |5 z
MST        柴保羅.翰肯.來蘇( J1 u; v2 n: H' j0 Z
MSS        石奎薩卡托.康傑.國伊索頓
+ \" u6 ?/ {3 ~* X: {: h, g! h2 P: cMSM        釋魯巴伯.康傑.瑞沙爾克貝特1 J( j+ g( F! B7 w/ v/ v5 F7 t( P
MSD        莊奧林德.群恩姆.雲薩努比亞! j& F) `4 j+ n: h6 \/ ]& n
MMR        儒尚恩.初皮.銘克拉基內特; }6 r5 U9 A- `  d3 ]2 _
MMT        楚彼得.誠皮.德伊特$ k# B) G( y- a6 k, U7 m/ a; ~
MMS        若山姆.修恩.群麥克斯
/ q5 R( I4 x; |: [8 @/ Q  `MMM        席納妲妮爾.珠歐.茹索治$ ^& T5 }) K0 [4 x6 o# l
MMD        施昆汀.舍庫.燦恩巴吉
  m5 q9 ~3 A, ]* ?, EMDR        瑞薩爾瓦多.淵齊.富達利% {" D* I' ?* m+ h
MDT        陳帕格利齊.俗威.代以瑟豪斯1 x, V( ?( v5 V* B) Z
MDS        張歐比.遊達比悠.海坎諾比+ e! r* \$ q( i. @3 ?2 ^. A, S
MDM        石瑞奇.佐堤.儒桑晒( K3 y9 \0 t% a8 G7 ~4 f6 i
MDD        沙藍道爾.友達比悠.宗妥克樓德9 p# @6 @/ A/ M$ \% N0 j
DRR        曹尤伯托.富迪.明克勞恩  Z' A- {% x9 p! `8 v7 q! x- _
DRT        虞沙岡.梵迪.得伊佛
9 \0 E- R7 k# w1 U4 \6 K6 b6 TDRS        賽文森.班艾.康瓊斯
1 X7 l* N- j9 `0 h, L# qDRM        吳尤蘭妲.普比.新諾科利普堤克4 q9 A5 V- h' b6 P5 i1 W
DRD        庾席納.風迪.言汪瑞爾平謝特
9 g2 i" W# [3 {/ sDTR        曾托比.斗義.木康墨斯
, n# g/ a3 d& g  }9 o/ a! iDTT        曾坦斯曼.端義.登艾汀頓
' V$ W2 P* F- u9 G3 `. y9 ZDTS        曾東尼.登義.鏘彌竇布魯克" u4 ~: W/ a% C( _( X
DTM        吳希瑟斯.路赤.創龐皮米克# N; g  V, e/ b% P  L5 ]9 S5 K1 p; @
DTD        曹尤里西斯.淘凡.宗多福蓋
0 o5 h, t( m# `DSR        嚴王爾德.匡傑.平比利伯埃9 \  w0 _9 J2 c% _/ h# F
DST        伍席索夫里亞.匡傑.霖漢堤米
0 K( [8 m; b$ E3 Q- _/ W) W3 x0 uDSS        桑維多.金艾爾.清莫伊8 D9 v- l. A8 C) {. D! w
DSM        崔尤席爾.井艾爾.石奎薩沙德拉奇3 @& N, `/ \! o" _, X: O
DSD        孫馮達.海肯.裕索威
- a+ D* K) U1 G' ^+ L) W: D' R7 _DMR        余薩克瑞.專歐.平畢格派瑞門3 o% d& b8 m; E& \6 L! k
DMT        溫雅胡媞.川皮.黛艾佛瑞爾
8 N' L. P6 E) PDMS        萬雅堤.雪恩.開江果莊姆斯/ Z" S0 W7 k$ [1 z5 O4 y" n
DMM        顏溫克.日斯.詳努寇曼
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按爪,感谢楼主发精粹:D
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 楼主| 发表于 2014-6-20 14:00 | 只看该作者

猴岛系列侮辱语录

发到其他版了,在这转个链接
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