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普通海盗
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Insult: Every enemy I've met I annihilated!
3 f9 I c$ M' \& U8 }Response: With your breath, I'm sure they all suffocated.+ q6 t5 a; c: t5 Z) B# h
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Insult: You're as repulsive as a monkey in a negligee.' j* f# g3 r5 P; i2 }9 X+ l8 K
Response: I look THAT much like your fiancee?/ I7 b4 [- E9 G
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Insult: Would you like to be buried or cremated?
! _. B( l/ @9 V$ s8 C6 j2 oResponse: With you around, I'd prefer to be fumigated.
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) V6 r) e' @3 v3 F5 K* f1 l( j2 M( l# EInsult: Heaven preserve me! You look like something that's died!
5 O: ~" d8 f4 @# p7 t3 ^Response: The only way you'll be preserved is in formaldehyde.9 {5 R4 [/ I% e
7 i A4 W) N/ d" ^) }" @# W6 sInsult: I'll skewer you like a sow at a buffet.
2 ?- T! S4 ~8 s8 k, lResponse: When I'm done with you, you'll be a boneless fillet.3 ^" c* ^* X0 Q* t& F$ I2 c% t8 q H+ t
. O6 v1 R' E: T: s: ]Insult: Killing you would be justifiable homicide!; V+ F9 A0 `5 E6 @4 N% O- A
Response: Then killing you must be justifiable fungicide.
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5 ^- h& D0 I c# _Insult: En garde! Touche!
. P, E' M4 R W: r" gResponse: Oh, that is so cliche.
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& N+ J* X% Y$ I$ P% d9 nInsult: Throughout the Caribbean my great deeds are celebrated!
6 P+ s- T/ A4 ^Response: Too bad they're fabricated.
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" x+ B* |, I/ T7 K+ y( Q/ X, kInsult: When your father first saw you, he must have been mortified.
~1 q6 O& n( j, O7 N+ Q9 w EResponse: At least mine can be identified.
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Insult: You can't match my witty repartee!
R+ N1 o6 I& dResponse: I could, if you would use some breath spray.9 i ?& T8 ~, g, h; ]6 v
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Insult: I can't rest until you've been exterminated!4 N1 o* j- M& k: n4 }
Response: Then perhaps you should switch to decaffeinated.2 H+ D6 n' J6 u% T( S
3 o, Y: D+ d+ BInsult: You're the ugliest monster ever created!& ]0 n& X# {" E" u: o, E
Response: If you don't count all the one you've dated.
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; `- ]' o9 B0 ^Insult: I'll leave you devastated, mutilated and perforated.
7 B! T9 D- W: Y+ }4 D4 u5 m Y8 ]Response: Your odor alone makes me aggravated, agitated and infuriated.
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Insult: Coming face to face with me must leave you petrified.
& U! g# A) Q! S! [. R- f! v$ ^; iResponse: Is that your face? I thought it was your backside.
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Insult: I'll hound you night and day!2 O- }8 m' U3 X8 l" M$ R) N
Response: Then be a good boy. Sit. Stay! ' c0 L4 |; |+ N# z% K
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Insult: I have never seen such clumsy swordplay!
& _$ T$ B) }3 L# r+ _9 n$ iResponse: You would have, but you're always running away.
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: Q( F3 }' { u4 O7 W, SInsult: My attacks have left entire islands depopulated!
& i* r' s3 t) B& _/ E) W( ]Response: With your breath, I'm sure they all suffocated.
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Insult: You have the sex appeal of a Shar-Pei.6 T& A9 j- y! C7 z
Response: I look THAT much like your fiancee?
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Insult: I give you a choice. You can be gutted, or decapitated!) U- V* ?: Q) n. B' {; H
Response: With you around, I'd prefer to be fumigated.) R5 } c" q' O# u4 b/ |
8 s$ x; v( M/ ^% z4 n8 O$ qInsult: Nothing on this earth can save your sorry hide!# n8 j8 m0 w# U; s z$ r" f
Response: The only way you'll be preserved is in formaldehyde.
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Insult: Your lips look like they belong on the catch of the day!! V! X% N( E M; I1 o% D0 e5 Z: Y( P
Response: When I'm done with you, you'll be a boneless fillet.. ^( u* f; S5 V% J u w# N
5 n$ g$ M: ?9 OInsult: When I'm done, your body will be rotted and putrefied! M! X$ h' ?: K( i$ r" A
Response: Then killing you must be justifiable fungicide.
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! m9 |9 i5 M8 }0 S# vInsult: Your mother wears a toupee!
7 }5 C; ?) l# P! z' ]Response: Oh, that is so cliche.; B1 Y! W$ J, V% g
8 \' s4 ^0 `2 E8 NInsult: My skills with a sword are highly venerated.8 o {: A; t, v9 a5 @- }
Response: Too bad they're fabricated.
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Insult: You're a disgrace to your species, you're so undignified!
6 _: P x1 ^' N4 |9 iResponse: At least mine can be identified.7 N6 ^- ? j6 Q5 u! ^; K" U
# g# B6 X: v$ y0 S8 R8 s% XInsult: Nothing can stop me from blowing you away!
9 @* t/ n! R3 }9 F& KResponse: I could, if you would use some breath spray.& n$ [# P, Z X% g: x
+ S0 _& y; T- C2 U2 \% A7 ^Insult: Your stench would make an outhouse cleaner irritated!
( G% Z( ~3 g1 j: Y TResponse: Then perhaps you should switch to decaffeinated.
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7 ~% h5 z! e0 a7 QInsult: Your looks would make pigs nauseated.
; D5 L y+ U4 @3 [& I* nResponse: If you don't count all the one you've dated.8 D5 j2 I! h& m& x( t! o
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Insult: I can't tell which of my traits has you the most intimidated.
. h2 _! r5 f0 S% u4 xResponse: Your odor alone makes me aggravated, agitated and infuriated.
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Insult: Never before have I faced someone so sissified." S+ A2 @3 Y: O' q- s m- H
Response: Is that your face? I thought it was your backside.
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Insult: Sometimes I am dogged and relentless to my prey!
7 x& k( z* i3 _! i/ S- hResponse: Then be a good boy. Sit. Stay!
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Insult: I have never lost a melee!
9 j1 u% w% p3 P' I4 d jResponse: You would have, but you're always running away.
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( w' T% `9 x! ]9 ^+ Z8 a繁中版(“Q”是普通海盗,“羅”是羅丁漢船長):
/ }) Q8 {/ N6 Q; b2 ^& J) @1 u/ f Z5 ZQ :我所遇過的每一個敵人,都已經到西天野餐去了。+ m5 S' T: p$ ~7 {7 S
羅:我的攻擊讓整個島群人口驟減。6 L( c2 @4 K0 S# t
A :在你的口臭之下,我相信他們全都窒息了。
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Q :你就像一隻穿著衣服的猴子一樣令人生厭。
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+ e9 [5 m5 j5 B$ r% U: V& rA :我看起來真的那麼像你的未婚妻嗎?
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" [& T& ?1 u" M9 @/ w# xQ :我要像叉自助餐裡的豬肉那樣叉死你。, u2 s! k; @* R
羅:你的雙唇看起來就好比每天的大減價商品一樣。
: ?# h- w# y) v" m2 I3 UA :當我把你解決之後你將會是一塊去骨的上肉。: t; B1 }5 {$ q. W
( T. l4 t$ j% L3 @/ U3 GQ :我會蹂躪你,使你殘廢全身穿孔。% j5 r( V& o# L) L( ^/ x. ]
A :你的味道讓我呼吸困難、情緒激動、無法忍受。! L1 X+ ]7 r* [
6 a& x; _, s3 W9 d* B$ G* pQ :老天!饒了我吧!你看來活著和死的沒甚麼兩樣。
+ k6 k2 J9 V/ y! p' H9 e6 b羅:在這個地球上沒有一處是你容身之所。
) `* x$ @8 s& }9 d: U+ p. V% FA :唯一能把你保留下來的方法就是泡在甲醛裡。5 \6 S0 \; v U
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Q :準備接招!6 T; Z5 n/ i! }6 B) l8 j% X
羅:你娘戴著假髮。
# R& n' `, G2 L" u8 y" u8 xA :哦!真是老招。
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6 C7 N6 F1 }/ U! r, H; L$ VQ :和我面對面一定讓你嚇呆了吧!, ^& ]& r# m* H, _3 L/ o7 ]
A :那是你的臉嗎我還以為是你的屁股。
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Q :你是趕不上我機智的對答的。
2 v q' x2 \: n3 A羅:我一口氣就能把你吹走誰也不能阻止。
; r- T) |9 y0 j; i# L1 s+ KA :如果你能用一點口齒芳香劑的話我倒還可以忍受。* [% I' D, n; R7 W, @- h# z
% R7 b0 Z+ J% U4 M. W4 \0 PQ :到你死之前我都不會休息。$ y$ G$ }, ]7 E" X0 m- V' B
A :那麼或許你可以試試不含咖啡因的東西。* W* L- m5 V% |1 `
( J1 A1 S G+ N9 [, I% L( s( vQ :當你父親第一眼看見你時,他一定感到很後悔。
% r, n5 ~0 R5 o) f7 r' m羅:你是你那種族的恥辱啊!你連一點威嚴都沒有。
I* z9 @" H; q8 H' oA :至少我的還可以確認。
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Q :我會從早到晚大聲罵你。( P3 }( l8 h7 V* P( p+ n5 \. q7 Y
羅:你會發現我對獵物既執著又無情。; X) E y) W0 j, {% y) G; i
A :那就當條好狗坐下留在這裡。" o8 a1 D( r7 }8 y0 s" k! P% y
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Q :我偉大的功勳馳名整個加勒比海。
4 Y1 Z. Z. U( i, p& K& k羅:我的劍術受到高度崇拜。
. F9 V4 w. j/ l. zA :很不幸它們全都是捏造的。 |