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普通海盗
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/ j5 ^6 a8 t* sInsult: Every enemy I've met I annihilated!; c. P6 w8 Q: o$ w( J
Response: With your breath, I'm sure they all suffocated./ u8 V5 g! ]8 D. U5 r
' k2 J: j+ L7 H) { g1 nInsult: You're as repulsive as a monkey in a negligee., }- M/ O# |; h- y
Response: I look THAT much like your fiancee?
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Insult: Would you like to be buried or cremated?, ?" L$ |6 t/ v9 |( h* J/ ]; c
Response: With you around, I'd prefer to be fumigated.
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Insult: Heaven preserve me! You look like something that's died!
. @) v* ? U/ l5 e! ^Response: The only way you'll be preserved is in formaldehyde.
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: |( {+ D2 y( e: UInsult: I'll skewer you like a sow at a buffet.
7 h' ], S) Q3 r: H9 m' h, O: XResponse: When I'm done with you, you'll be a boneless fillet.: _* ?9 q2 U* R$ r3 d0 k) {' a
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Insult: Killing you would be justifiable homicide!
$ a* ]- N) p; iResponse: Then killing you must be justifiable fungicide.8 C% p6 _* E' e7 T) }
' L/ `% p2 x* Z8 o; M" hInsult: En garde! Touche! ' G9 y' ^) |( }9 z" ~
Response: Oh, that is so cliche.
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Insult: Throughout the Caribbean my great deeds are celebrated!
; S0 D# f) Y; uResponse: Too bad they're fabricated.5 Z. G' S* z4 E9 w+ }8 I
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Insult: When your father first saw you, he must have been mortified.2 U1 q% |) R# _8 E
Response: At least mine can be identified.# }+ d' {1 Q9 k1 m4 l0 K
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Insult: You can't match my witty repartee!
+ u" {% } F7 R8 G( b; YResponse: I could, if you would use some breath spray.
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! b2 x3 n: T- o! `- dInsult: I can't rest until you've been exterminated!
: f/ ^' B% p: B) [8 GResponse: Then perhaps you should switch to decaffeinated.8 M* V6 _: f _ ~
, `+ x5 e9 g9 h& E) k" A# DInsult: You're the ugliest monster ever created!
$ [& i [6 K: \2 V! AResponse: If you don't count all the one you've dated.' A: p' P% J/ c; x% H
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Insult: I'll leave you devastated, mutilated and perforated.
; t! u; D3 I$ u( o8 aResponse: Your odor alone makes me aggravated, agitated and infuriated.# \$ H# `, m, F0 o3 H, ?9 A
$ m. V2 }- ^! U5 fInsult: Coming face to face with me must leave you petrified.' t5 s. o& }9 ~* K
Response: Is that your face? I thought it was your backside.
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Insult: I'll hound you night and day!
# S" H8 @2 M* P, N5 b& aResponse: Then be a good boy. Sit. Stay!
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Insult: I have never seen such clumsy swordplay!
2 N2 j* `3 B7 L; _9 hResponse: You would have, but you're always running away.
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7 N/ o0 H3 X5 G) JRottingham船长7 V( A- I$ U; P
2 r3 e, M+ d w& f6 GInsult: My attacks have left entire islands depopulated!% \, q# `2 T) m, z, \! c
Response: With your breath, I'm sure they all suffocated.
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7 y* L3 z( L6 Q4 p9 i$ GInsult: You have the sex appeal of a Shar-Pei.! B# B5 k+ D# ?5 X# F5 ^( z# R
Response: I look THAT much like your fiancee?8 J; f$ }; y4 O
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Insult: I give you a choice. You can be gutted, or decapitated!
- m# t3 Z q/ gResponse: With you around, I'd prefer to be fumigated.
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Insult: Nothing on this earth can save your sorry hide!
) s: W0 \3 Z: i$ O$ V JResponse: The only way you'll be preserved is in formaldehyde.! y' ?% Y1 @8 N& \
( ]' v6 u* W- H* _0 N! y, H6 rInsult: Your lips look like they belong on the catch of the day!
, i* ? r) A R! D5 @Response: When I'm done with you, you'll be a boneless fillet./ C: X- T7 j- c: \" ]. t
1 T. V" ~) W$ w# `) c9 [Insult: When I'm done, your body will be rotted and putrefied!
3 [) `# o2 D! p8 p5 R8 SResponse: Then killing you must be justifiable fungicide.: h/ J Y2 \5 S8 ^
2 {& t; @; R6 x3 }' j O3 tInsult: Your mother wears a toupee!$ @! x2 d- ?) d3 x% P
Response: Oh, that is so cliche.
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# z0 B& P) n+ E9 M, u5 n% eInsult: My skills with a sword are highly venerated.+ r' _3 |. p3 r0 H% @* t2 A4 B
Response: Too bad they're fabricated." f Y: n. ~) ^* [& @
9 t2 L; e% {# a' b0 F h7 KInsult: You're a disgrace to your species, you're so undignified!/ I( H8 P/ q# R
Response: At least mine can be identified.% Z- B9 n7 d7 q! c4 N' y
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Insult: Nothing can stop me from blowing you away!: d: B3 r8 ?) v6 V6 A
Response: I could, if you would use some breath spray.
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Insult: Your stench would make an outhouse cleaner irritated!# ]- {# [; v( F$ w
Response: Then perhaps you should switch to decaffeinated.3 ]+ m/ v3 W+ i% m' B
+ u: t% y s/ |( pInsult: Your looks would make pigs nauseated.4 Y* ~1 f+ ~3 Y; p6 d! p1 h' k
Response: If you don't count all the one you've dated.
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! _3 h4 W, U& r, d/ CInsult: I can't tell which of my traits has you the most intimidated.
; }: {! u9 H+ M0 a& Q! DResponse: Your odor alone makes me aggravated, agitated and infuriated.$ l- J7 y" S ~! Y& X5 \
5 j4 g; `% }8 V1 a( l9 VInsult: Never before have I faced someone so sissified.
& Q: |& {" a% YResponse: Is that your face? I thought it was your backside.2 x; I( d( C- q- e# {
+ q% e2 @/ h5 O: R# ]( B1 }Insult: Sometimes I am dogged and relentless to my prey!7 s. f! l( b: E6 g
Response: Then be a good boy. Sit. Stay! 1 k G+ v! G' ~: d0 B0 P
5 r O& g S% FInsult: I have never lost a melee!1 p& A7 w5 F/ j& E7 K9 D
Response: You would have, but you're always running away.
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繁中版（“Q”是普通海盗，“羅”是羅丁漢船長）：$ M) u# Y- H/ f6 K2 ~
Q :我所遇過的每一個敵人，都已經到西天野餐去了。
7 r$ Y8 f0 {% K5 A7 t4 s羅:我的攻擊讓整個島群人口驟減。
, t4 c/ \+ p3 W1 a! FA :在你的口臭之下，我相信他們全都窒息了。0 v2 \ Z2 J1 H3 \- ?
$ Z# v2 \0 Z4 N4 L9 m/ G, F iQ :你就像一隻穿著衣服的猴子一樣令人生厭。$ t: N) p; B( M+ Y
羅:你對Shar-Pei倒是很有吸引力。
" X7 H: E* I# F) G8 d( OA :我看起來真的那麼像你的未婚妻嗎？
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Q :我要像叉自助餐裡的豬肉那樣叉死你。
/ N3 \5 N/ J, w羅:你的雙唇看起來就好比每天的大減價商品一樣。+ M: O# ^5 i3 T2 L8 c
A :當我把你解決之後你將會是一塊去骨的上肉。3 g. e3 Y& z- t
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Q :我會蹂躪你，使你殘廢全身穿孔。6 n' s% w, j/ }
A :你的味道讓我呼吸困難、情緒激動、無法忍受。
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Q :老天！饒了我吧！你看來活著和死的沒甚麼兩樣。; p2 m+ d' y# `: ~
羅:在這個地球上沒有一處是你容身之所。
; D" u u$ o3 V6 m7 X z* IA :唯一能把你保留下來的方法就是泡在甲醛裡。
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7 s( N4 P( Y Z" y/ JQ :準備接招！3 n* P) k9 }8 r2 v: l# r
羅:你娘戴著假髮。
+ S7 G3 m$ p; E jA :哦！真是老招。& G7 a7 x: | f3 B0 O2 X( I
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Q :和我面對面一定讓你嚇呆了吧！: ^7 I4 e: [8 T! ?
A :那是你的臉嗎我還以為是你的屁股。
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+ S" b$ P; p/ DQ :你是趕不上我機智的對答的。9 n s( b3 T: S/ b! Q3 _
羅:我一口氣就能把你吹走誰也不能阻止。0 R {; ^! |9 [. i9 F/ S
A :如果你能用一點口齒芳香劑的話我倒還可以忍受。
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Q :到你死之前我都不會休息。) Q- n" l9 @% E9 ?
A :那麼或許你可以試試不含咖啡因的東西。
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Q :當你父親第一眼看見你時，他一定感到很後悔。; s$ S+ i+ w1 K" v* z7 U5 j: k
羅:你是你那種族的恥辱啊！你連一點威嚴都沒有。/ J+ i, K) o8 b1 L: {6 K, p- A% n
A :至少我的還可以確認。
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6 B& F3 [3 _$ X" TQ :我會從早到晚大聲罵你。9 m/ t! e8 N9 f0 r
羅:你會發現我對獵物既執著又無情。
, c o# i+ L4 g/ b$ eA :那就當條好狗坐下留在這裡。
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Q :我偉大的功勳馳名整個加勒比海。
* Z1 v6 q6 ]. @$ L6 \羅:我的劍術受到高度崇拜。
6 g9 {( K/ A4 v" S* g T1 vA :很不幸它們全都是捏造的。 |
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