美国偶像评委经典损人语录

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美国唱歌选秀节目《美国偶像（American Idol）》的麻辣评委西蒙·考威尔向来以损人不带脏字著称，今天我们就来总结总结他那些经典的损人语录。

It sounded like cats jumping off the Empire State Building.
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0 `6 C/ ~( |, f听上去像一只猫从帝国大厦跳下来。

# [1 r+ C/ ~9 P6 N0 \  X% o8 CI'm going to reach out with a hook if you don't shut up.

如果你再不闭嘴，我就向里面甩个鱼钩。

That was extraordinary. Unfortunately, extraordinary bad!

1 i& r) R1 ]/ H  H你的表演很特别。不幸的是，特别地差劲。

, a4 Z; |* p% n( \/ k5 `You have just invented a new form of torture.

2 T' [. R4 |- s# u6 Y你发明了一种折磨人的新手段。
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5 S$ ?9 S! C7 w; Y$ pIf you had lived 2,000 years ago and sung like that, I think they would have stoned you.

如果你生活在2000年前， 唱成这样，人们会向你扔石头。

There's only so much punishment a human can take. I can't take anymore.

3 M0 _% ~3 T+ @. v# {: m4 p人类能承受的惩罚是有限的，我再也无法忍受了。
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You killed my favorite.

- }5 ?+ @6 Y$ ]0 R% I我最喜欢的歌曲被你糟蹋了。
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( d  h  M6 H8 L5 ]" x6 eIt is a beautiful song when you're not singing it.

你不唱它的时候，它是首好歌。
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You’re like a little hamster trying to be a tiger.
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你就像一只想做大老虎的小仓鼠。
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I think you looked as if you were half-asleep throughout the song.
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- R6 I9 ~5 i- L8 X你唱歌的时候，看起来处在半睡眠状态。
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( Z; w- c5 i: }I couldn't understand a single word. ... You could have been singing in Norwegian.
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1 Q4 W  a+ M+ \- ^" N8 {我一个字也听不懂，你大概在用挪威语演唱吧。
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2 j/ D5 i8 y4 T* t8 Y$ ^% vImagine 22 horses and a donkey (racing), you just wouldn't stand a chance.
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想象一下，一头驴与22匹马赛跑，你一点机会都没有。

. b9 w/ X1 F8 ?It's like you were drunk. I'm not talking one or two bottles, I'm talking a crate.
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你好像喝多了。我说的可不是一、两瓶，而是一箱那么多。

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