美国偶像评委经典损人语录

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美国唱歌选秀节目《美国偶像（American Idol）》的麻辣评委西蒙·考威尔向来以损人不带脏字著称，今天我们就来总结总结他那些经典的损人语录。
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' s3 o- H) z: ?9 X# ?It sounded like cats jumping off the Empire State Building.
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- t, `0 q4 k# H& t+ b听上去像一只猫从帝国大厦跳下来。
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I'm going to reach out with a hook if you don't shut up.

9 A/ c' z* ?! c, {# B' D" P0 |如果你再不闭嘴，我就向里面甩个鱼钩。

That was extraordinary. Unfortunately, extraordinary bad!

2 |' ]* j, R, G3 C你的表演很特别。不幸的是，特别地差劲。

You have just invented a new form of torture.
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  t9 m& D4 y$ d5 B& P你发明了一种折磨人的新手段。
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If you had lived 2,000 years ago and sung like that, I think they would have stoned you.

% ^: O' ?) N" }3 u% i3 f如果你生活在2000年前， 唱成这样，人们会向你扔石头。

There's only so much punishment a human can take. I can't take anymore.
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人类能承受的惩罚是有限的，我再也无法忍受了。

You killed my favorite.
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我最喜欢的歌曲被你糟蹋了。

It is a beautiful song when you're not singing it.

: A2 q7 M% B* G3 ^& U$ Z你不唱它的时候，它是首好歌。
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; D/ _9 G; q, q0 Y& k3 eYou’re like a little hamster trying to be a tiger.

" J2 ~5 _- {( f: R8 m8 J* x你就像一只想做大老虎的小仓鼠。

I think you looked as if you were half-asleep throughout the song.

你唱歌的时候，看起来处在半睡眠状态。

I couldn't understand a single word. ... You could have been singing in Norwegian.

# u- \4 @  M" c8 d我一个字也听不懂，你大概在用挪威语演唱吧。

Imagine 22 horses and a donkey (racing), you just wouldn't stand a chance.
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4 `3 l" T6 L) J* Y+ D, ?6 p# h" X想象一下，一头驴与22匹马赛跑，你一点机会都没有。
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It's like you were drunk. I'm not talking one or two bottles, I'm talking a crate.
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6 n9 y2 r& f" I/ Q, `8 ]你好像喝多了。我说的可不是一、两瓶，而是一箱那么多。

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