美国偶像评委经典损人语录

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美国唱歌选秀节目《美国偶像（American Idol）》的麻辣评委西蒙·考威尔向来以损人不带脏字著称，今天我们就来总结总结他那些经典的损人语录。
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" ?- k9 Q" ~; s$ H; }6 KIt sounded like cats jumping off the Empire State Building.

, m9 `' j( L" {' W( Z# h, K  ]听上去像一只猫从帝国大厦跳下来。

5 _2 A1 U& s) k) ^: M; k& }I'm going to reach out with a hook if you don't shut up.

, U* H  h! g3 b# _; V; A如果你再不闭嘴，我就向里面甩个鱼钩。

That was extraordinary. Unfortunately, extraordinary bad!

你的表演很特别。不幸的是，特别地差劲。
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You have just invented a new form of torture.

: t% G, {# a, r$ O( t# ^你发明了一种折磨人的新手段。
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+ H  z# |, u& l+ y* t  i& HIf you had lived 2,000 years ago and sung like that, I think they would have stoned you.

如果你生活在2000年前， 唱成这样，人们会向你扔石头。

There's only so much punishment a human can take. I can't take anymore.
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人类能承受的惩罚是有限的，我再也无法忍受了。

You killed my favorite.

我最喜欢的歌曲被你糟蹋了。
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It is a beautiful song when you're not singing it.
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- y9 s) }2 X: C1 d3 h4 ^2 k你不唱它的时候，它是首好歌。
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! y8 h# |6 Y1 e0 a3 TYou’re like a little hamster trying to be a tiger.
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你就像一只想做大老虎的小仓鼠。
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# c/ H1 [8 m" [) ~  fI think you looked as if you were half-asleep throughout the song.
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你唱歌的时候，看起来处在半睡眠状态。
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& r, O, p2 g9 ^1 U4 ?I couldn't understand a single word. ... You could have been singing in Norwegian.

我一个字也听不懂，你大概在用挪威语演唱吧。

Imagine 22 horses and a donkey (racing), you just wouldn't stand a chance.

想象一下，一头驴与22匹马赛跑，你一点机会都没有。
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+ F6 c/ w$ }: {; `7 uIt's like you were drunk. I'm not talking one or two bottles, I'm talking a crate.

2 G! n. @3 C) l5 q你好像喝多了。我说的可不是一、两瓶，而是一箱那么多。

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