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Insult: Every enemy I've met I annihilated!$ r7 r0 q: c7 {- A' x# k G: d9 V1 r) f
Response: With your breath, I'm sure they all suffocated.* j2 p. f; w3 z- J0 b/ [2 ?# F
& ]+ {8 F: H. O# B, u6 uInsult: You're as repulsive as a monkey in a negligee.
3 e( k0 T# b) o2 @( d% dResponse: I look THAT much like your fiancee?
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5 ?! \6 `% J1 x# X0 ]Insult: Would you like to be buried or cremated?
$ r* H9 e# r& f, G4 p% N# R4 zResponse: With you around, I'd prefer to be fumigated.
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Insult: Heaven preserve me! You look like something that's died!
6 ~; Z# e" w. f/ ^Response: The only way you'll be preserved is in formaldehyde. O2 }4 Z% A. i- k, s/ E
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Insult: I'll skewer you like a sow at a buffet.3 t: X# Q3 C+ O4 S: y+ `
Response: When I'm done with you, you'll be a boneless fillet.7 b3 q3 G3 B) C3 P
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Insult: Killing you would be justifiable homicide!! [& F: @( N, T. ]( Q- P. i# A" S
Response: Then killing you must be justifiable fungicide.' e8 c I. m# {7 t
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Insult: En garde! Touche! ; A9 k. W1 F" \$ a* l; h& `
Response: Oh, that is so cliche.5 k3 G$ j2 |$ k
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Insult: Throughout the Caribbean my great deeds are celebrated!
. ^1 s9 {1 g9 N( D: O5 }+ G% ?& d7 |4 {Response: Too bad they're fabricated.
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Insult: When your father first saw you, he must have been mortified.
! \+ }8 q% C' l3 |+ U+ I4 x( r4 T OResponse: At least mine can be identified.: f' W t: d6 @. L' H
! s4 K0 u- U5 c7 N% YInsult: You can't match my witty repartee!3 x0 @& p1 {' Q7 \ y7 q9 T, ?
Response: I could, if you would use some breath spray.& U/ s9 l+ ~ [' l
2 x( T6 P( s! {Insult: I can't rest until you've been exterminated!
0 d/ W# D8 u8 V1 _6 MResponse: Then perhaps you should switch to decaffeinated.
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) v+ w" Z" B* M7 bInsult: You're the ugliest monster ever created!8 M4 D0 l1 Z5 W* B' l
Response: If you don't count all the one you've dated.! z4 Y+ {- [! v7 u+ v6 I
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Insult: I'll leave you devastated, mutilated and perforated.9 H+ Z+ l1 g3 c0 @
Response: Your odor alone makes me aggravated, agitated and infuriated.1 A/ N5 R+ g; g3 d- y# V1 V8 Y
; r5 |; H5 Z" Y% k2 X: M& \Insult: Coming face to face with me must leave you petrified., O& C& a6 |0 o) ?
Response: Is that your face? I thought it was your backside. b3 H$ U0 `& I$ h6 u% A" s
/ f, ^+ N/ A) v/ z$ m* S0 ~! wInsult: I'll hound you night and day!
% o9 Q% Y0 n m0 ]: w n! n: mResponse: Then be a good boy. Sit. Stay!
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Insult: I have never seen such clumsy swordplay!
$ a3 A5 g! `- |* R) E* OResponse: You would have, but you're always running away.
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Rottingham船长
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Insult: My attacks have left entire islands depopulated!
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( `1 h& O3 G/ A$ Y7 W: oInsult: You have the sex appeal of a Shar-Pei.
7 R9 @. K/ @, _; U bResponse: I look THAT much like your fiancee?* l2 z5 n/ U$ N. ~; O2 M
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Insult: I give you a choice. You can be gutted, or decapitated!
- ^7 O; {: L$ \$ a6 _' ~Response: With you around, I'd prefer to be fumigated.8 O2 ~, }1 x$ ~: s+ `
' H) }5 g( a0 v- GInsult: Nothing on this earth can save your sorry hide!
1 a1 P! [- A/ S q) rResponse: The only way you'll be preserved is in formaldehyde.
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Insult: Your lips look like they belong on the catch of the day!
9 S. O- z2 L1 ~" K5 uResponse: When I'm done with you, you'll be a boneless fillet.
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Insult: When I'm done, your body will be rotted and putrefied!9 A* r7 v+ w7 U! B
Response: Then killing you must be justifiable fungicide.7 d0 }- b# A* ?
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Insult: Your mother wears a toupee!
7 ]4 P+ m% J) q. ?+ mResponse: Oh, that is so cliche./ \- R& B9 |- P( l! i
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Insult: My skills with a sword are highly venerated.) l8 g! @ e! u* f9 S: `$ a
Response: Too bad they're fabricated.
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9 }) J" N/ H1 k& ]Insult: You're a disgrace to your species, you're so undignified!7 C9 ^) j0 w b' _( ~
Response: At least mine can be identified.
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% n0 D- m) s3 b3 _Insult: Nothing can stop me from blowing you away!3 G/ ?/ }6 |/ K) e9 C
Response: I could, if you would use some breath spray.
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Insult: Your stench would make an outhouse cleaner irritated!
3 z0 a$ z0 ]' z$ nResponse: Then perhaps you should switch to decaffeinated.
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Insult: Your looks would make pigs nauseated.' q5 M8 q+ u" H! T2 E3 h" s
Response: If you don't count all the one you've dated.9 |% Y% J: b. P) Y' w
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Insult: I can't tell which of my traits has you the most intimidated." h! r5 h; f/ K4 j& Z3 |' Y
Response: Your odor alone makes me aggravated, agitated and infuriated.
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Insult: Never before have I faced someone so sissified.
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Insult: Sometimes I am dogged and relentless to my prey!
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3 T7 V& t8 @) M8 o: ^% cInsult: I have never lost a melee!: c* b8 ?0 k3 |/ o( K
Response: You would have, but you're always running away.
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' ]& }' s: Z8 M/ j' {7 O: I) E2 xQ :我所遇過的每一個敵人,都已經到西天野餐去了。0 c |0 q$ Y7 s* p
羅:我的攻擊讓整個島群人口驟減。
) V: m" u- w! zA :在你的口臭之下,我相信他們全都窒息了。
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Q :你就像一隻穿著衣服的猴子一樣令人生厭。& D6 x$ C; x: k( a) [8 q! h
羅:你對Shar-Pei倒是很有吸引力。: Y1 D7 M" ^5 E2 Q
A :我看起來真的那麼像你的未婚妻嗎?
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Q :我要像叉自助餐裡的豬肉那樣叉死你。* s+ E, m @) |" a% i, ^5 O; L
羅:你的雙唇看起來就好比每天的大減價商品一樣。1 ~( ~2 G% G' E9 a5 @9 F
A :當我把你解決之後你將會是一塊去骨的上肉。! q _. m& L" R" v- \
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Q :我會蹂躪你,使你殘廢全身穿孔。$ ]) _4 a$ ^# A1 u* ^: [
A :你的味道讓我呼吸困難、情緒激動、無法忍受。
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# ]9 w7 h+ @1 M0 f+ q" f* zQ :老天!饒了我吧!你看來活著和死的沒甚麼兩樣。
* S3 f( v) [7 B! L V* \7 ^羅:在這個地球上沒有一處是你容身之所。
6 s, i! w ]. H" v) x+ m. ]9 ~A :唯一能把你保留下來的方法就是泡在甲醛裡。: |" Y' S% g) H" V3 W. u
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0 {/ E3 ~2 ]& [1 z* R4 f1 r羅:你娘戴著假髮。: G0 k1 D( l1 i+ |) [- m3 z
A :哦!真是老招。 d; \' u1 I) ?5 O4 `, e+ r- b
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Q :和我面對面一定讓你嚇呆了吧!
7 j: |4 Q. j+ {3 t3 P# QA :那是你的臉嗎我還以為是你的屁股。
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& t$ x; Q: v, MQ :你是趕不上我機智的對答的。
+ s& D4 p& D" E( E" A+ X( A/ M羅:我一口氣就能把你吹走誰也不能阻止。
9 R( C9 r6 y4 p- a0 W& {; A ^A :如果你能用一點口齒芳香劑的話我倒還可以忍受。4 J* O. T/ \: J, {( n
9 A1 h9 o0 e. @1 E& M) gQ :到你死之前我都不會休息。3 d3 e, D! k7 m. b- ?6 z+ v( Z. z
A :那麼或許你可以試試不含咖啡因的東西。
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# u6 _3 r* [" Y: p; u5 K. jQ :當你父親第一眼看見你時,他一定感到很後悔。( U' F! K6 |' W* L, }
羅:你是你那種族的恥辱啊!你連一點威嚴都沒有。1 D3 _ Q- {" i/ ~+ O' k V
A :至少我的還可以確認。9 Z! s; [( i @
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Q :我會從早到晚大聲罵你。' j1 ]: T. z: I. f6 @$ c# f2 P2 ?! o, T
羅:你會發現我對獵物既執著又無情。
1 e) q9 _' P8 [0 J, V1 [A :那就當條好狗坐下留在這裡。
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/ q: t2 ^) D: n) nQ :我偉大的功勳馳名整個加勒比海。! U4 _6 ~9 r' P8 o
羅:我的劍術受到高度崇拜。
' j! h# ^( [& w0 JA :很不幸它們全都是捏造的。 |