一段意大利英语……
' M: K9 \% K0 j) a E- F, |! l大学时候老师还在课堂放过的,今天突然想起了,放上来大家一起开心地笑笑啊 [s:23]# I% t; N" i7 D6 O0 W' D1 K) N& H
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* C# w' k, [+ \8 v1 eOne day I gonna to Malta to a big hotel,in the morning I go down to eat a breakfast. I tell the waitress that I want two pieces of toast .she brings me only one piece. I tell her "I wanna two pieces". She say "Go to the toilet". I say "you don't understand, I wanna two pieces on
9 s6 e s3 j9 D- p. n% X* A0 X% Mmy plate". She say to me: "you better not piss on the plate, you 7 w+ f- ^4 |, u, B
sonnawabitch". I do not even know this lady and she call me a sonnawabitch!! ( {6 [$ k4 F, ?1 a; I+ H
Later I go to eat at a bigger restaurant. The waiter brings
- W) W2 S, E* N' Eme a Spoon and a knief but no fock. I tell her "I wanna a fock" and she 3 F2 {" i, l$ |: v8 ] S" t
tella me : "everyone wanna fxck". I tella her " you don't undertsand # ~" O2 _7 ]# o5 X
me...I wanna fock on the table". She say : "you better not f*k on the table you sonnawabitch."
6 N" z7 n) Q8 v( t0 RSo I go back to my room in my hotel and there is no sheets on the bed. I call the manager and tell him "I wanna a sheet". he tell me to
- X. F3 [# \3 I( D! j5 mGo the toilet. I say "you don't understand I wanna a sheet on
& u8 C% T7 l6 r) s, @my bed". He say:"you better not shoot on the bed, you sonnawabitch".
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0 u& g& ]$ d# y5 ^' y1 T/ p3 `/ E% yI go to the Check out and the man at the desk said " peace on you".and I say : " Piss on you too, you sonnawabicth". I gonna back to Italy! |