美国偶像评委经典损人语录

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美国唱歌选秀节目《美国偶像（American Idol）》的麻辣评委西蒙·考威尔向来以损人不带脏字著称，今天我们就来总结总结他那些经典的损人语录。

It sounded like cats jumping off the Empire State Building.

听上去像一只猫从帝国大厦跳下来。
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; i7 m6 _6 Z! o: eI'm going to reach out with a hook if you don't shut up.
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  c1 z0 k' x& L9 X; ]! g. X2 Q如果你再不闭嘴，我就向里面甩个鱼钩。

That was extraordinary. Unfortunately, extraordinary bad!

你的表演很特别。不幸的是，特别地差劲。

: g3 D. n0 k5 d' xYou have just invented a new form of torture.
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) g' Y; X$ d, D8 L- h& r你发明了一种折磨人的新手段。
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4 G% {: P' v1 M7 D  `% aIf you had lived 2,000 years ago and sung like that, I think they would have stoned you.

7 h1 m$ E2 Z/ X7 @; W( c如果你生活在2000年前， 唱成这样，人们会向你扔石头。
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$ L/ T( k+ Y( aThere's only so much punishment a human can take. I can't take anymore.

( u; w: T3 S% i4 y. ?人类能承受的惩罚是有限的，我再也无法忍受了。
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; {( h. E% {7 U6 e+ PYou killed my favorite.

6 K. O& n$ F/ m4 z! Q' u我最喜欢的歌曲被你糟蹋了。

It is a beautiful song when you're not singing it.
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你不唱它的时候，它是首好歌。
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You’re like a little hamster trying to be a tiger.

你就像一只想做大老虎的小仓鼠。
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( E# F' O9 `0 [4 qI think you looked as if you were half-asleep throughout the song.
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5 _* E* }) w' d& I4 \6 V0 w& H你唱歌的时候，看起来处在半睡眠状态。
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" f+ O+ d/ ^' ?6 uI couldn't understand a single word. ... You could have been singing in Norwegian.

" _+ H3 U0 q3 j: g我一个字也听不懂，你大概在用挪威语演唱吧。

) _% M) g( p1 |' x9 tImagine 22 horses and a donkey (racing), you just wouldn't stand a chance.

( C. ^* V: i$ V: D  y$ L想象一下，一头驴与22匹马赛跑，你一点机会都没有。
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$ W, n0 w  _- I1 GIt's like you were drunk. I'm not talking one or two bottles, I'm talking a crate.
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- v  L8 Z4 U: p5 E5 m7 X你好像喝多了。我说的可不是一、两瓶，而是一箱那么多。

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