美国偶像评委经典损人语录

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美国唱歌选秀节目《美国偶像（American Idol）》的麻辣评委西蒙·考威尔向来以损人不带脏字著称，今天我们就来总结总结他那些经典的损人语录。

It sounded like cats jumping off the Empire State Building.
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听上去像一只猫从帝国大厦跳下来。

9 p, y1 R9 b2 \- GI'm going to reach out with a hook if you don't shut up.

  ], X9 r0 \- M# j9 ]* x9 _& Y如果你再不闭嘴，我就向里面甩个鱼钩。
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7 s$ L3 W, y! v6 gThat was extraordinary. Unfortunately, extraordinary bad!
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8 ?# x# g5 B/ J* P' w9 B你的表演很特别。不幸的是，特别地差劲。
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# j2 Q: J) s' \( U3 \! }You have just invented a new form of torture.
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6 {2 H  I  W: |你发明了一种折磨人的新手段。

If you had lived 2,000 years ago and sung like that, I think they would have stoned you.

如果你生活在2000年前， 唱成这样，人们会向你扔石头。

There's only so much punishment a human can take. I can't take anymore.
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: t" k: \2 g' M3 ~人类能承受的惩罚是有限的，我再也无法忍受了。

You killed my favorite.
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我最喜欢的歌曲被你糟蹋了。
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It is a beautiful song when you're not singing it.

你不唱它的时候，它是首好歌。
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5 _" q9 j# @. q" K& p+ I$ S: D/ m' fYou’re like a little hamster trying to be a tiger.

( G# C4 V  R$ e! [你就像一只想做大老虎的小仓鼠。

I think you looked as if you were half-asleep throughout the song.

你唱歌的时候，看起来处在半睡眠状态。
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$ ~8 _8 O# Q. W5 t2 GI couldn't understand a single word. ... You could have been singing in Norwegian.
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. j  l3 p- Q. X. S7 w+ j5 D! t我一个字也听不懂，你大概在用挪威语演唱吧。

Imagine 22 horses and a donkey (racing), you just wouldn't stand a chance.
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想象一下，一头驴与22匹马赛跑，你一点机会都没有。

It's like you were drunk. I'm not talking one or two bottles, I'm talking a crate.
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你好像喝多了。我说的可不是一、两瓶，而是一箱那么多。

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