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4 [- v' Y1 {/ \5 Z( ?4 i8 |不过现在不知道还有谁跟我一样才开始玩这个古董哦[s:5]
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! A, Q G5 s- Y& zFighting the pirates # } P2 H* y/ w* R" c
和海盗对骂
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0 I' G& U0 Z# y$ V) N, ?5 v. nInsult:
4 ?8 u8 k: {: C4 }2 NComeback: This is the END for you, you gutter-crawling cur!
/ C- {' K7 J/ LAnd I've got a little TIP for you, get the POINT? 4 w7 D- u. ?2 ?: U1 E# t
Insult:3 ^& F1 w2 o/ r( m1 Y) ]2 Z6 n% c M
Comeback: Soon you'll be wearing my sword like a shish kebab!9 M0 J' ]4 ^0 W* h) k# @
First you better stop waiving it like a feather-duster. 7 m) f& v, F/ P: S8 k4 R1 u% V
Insult:
' W7 \6 Q: ~# H, g! u. e- vComeback: My handkerchief will wipe up your blood!" B+ y4 K% U$ l$ f+ ]7 P' ]& M
So you got that job as janitor, after all.
2 _ v! A5 C3 L* h2 kInsult:
! f/ d- x; Q: [0 n; w. C. FComeback: People fall at my feet when they see me coming.
$ ?; u: a+ I5 S3 D+ Y5 WEven BEFORE they smell your breath?
5 o! ?: K1 m! z, E; L& oInsult:+ ~. D8 q: o1 a5 K- Q" f& G. u7 O
Comeback: I once owned a dog that was smarter then you.
7 O+ V6 c; Q" J2 m9 eHe must have taught you everything you know. 7 b% z: S9 P* @, o% f4 S/ r: ?3 `
Insult:
7 ` i2 r" ?0 Y% Y( x8 Y) MComeback: You make me want to puke.; b7 ]/ f+ D2 X9 }2 b7 V: V0 k& R
You make me think somebody already did.
( y# B% F# ]6 N! m/ qInsult:
( \8 l* i; B2 E+ K, T k# G( xComeback: Nobody's ever drawn blood from me and nobody ever will.
& X8 O: r" J& J- b* ?You run THAT fast? ' p) J; A5 r' i/ q$ P
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Comeback: You fight like a dairy farmer.
+ b) m! `0 ?1 w; g& c' W" d2 S& jHow appropriate. You fight like a cow. : G. m" |& j+ w
Insult:
6 {& I* F* P5 W5 D f- T$ }Comeback: I got this scar on my face during a mighty struggle! W( L# g# V6 P, d* ?/ i& Z
I hope now you've learned to stop picking your nose. . N" A3 m% `8 [3 E( r. e
Insult:
6 Q X/ \- M; |* `1 rComeback: Have you stopped wearing diapers yet?6 ]4 J) I4 A! k1 l
Why, did you want to borrow one? ) N. j# W9 F; o3 S, [1 i
Insult:
" L( T1 H5 K* y2 j6 X# Y& x- SComeback: I've heard you were a contemptible sneak.6 F+ @0 J# _; g( R+ S i4 a
Too bad no one's ever heard of YOU at all. 0 k- j- s4 F/ ?* H4 u
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Comeback: You're no match for my brains, you poor fool.
( H1 ]3 B, L; z' v. OI'd be in real trouble if you ever used them.
9 A- R. W J) ]- GInsult:' n% U/ Q& M3 I( U- T: ]( E
Comeback: You have the manners of a beggar.
. R: S; E2 J/ }I wanted to make sure you'd feel comfortable with me. # s' C: t7 C- y
Insult:
. ^! z% n$ O0 R3 z" UComeback: I'm not going to take your insolence sitting down!4 T+ c; H$ D. g, X" I+ b
Your hemorrhoids are flaring up again, eh? ( B' g3 X* l( j8 P) E
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Comeback: There are no words for how disgusting you are.
; s2 ~2 b1 m2 L3 R0 SYes there are. You just never learned them. 2 H8 B( `7 w& K& G+ j$ P# B
Insult:
1 D; W# _! U+ x, N, b2 UComeback: I've spoken with apes more polite then you.
' X# U* D4 d# c5 j2 ?2 m2 P' vI'm glad to hear you attended your family reunion.
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Fighting the Sword Master
4 H5 Q, `$ w: e3 a和Sword Master对骂: ~8 G# }1 `0 l2 l
+ r( V! `. [6 G( dInsult:% b6 p1 v) ?' W; N; W. a( {& {# L
Comeback: I've got a long, sharp lesson for you you to learn today.
3 ?: f+ V0 Q9 }2 Q! \1 @And I've got a little TIP for you. Get the POINT? 7 d* Z0 n" Y* d/ ~; K% H0 n
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Comeback: My tongue is sharper then any sword.
, A/ a: H; I8 l/ e& E: ^) HFirst you better stop waving it like a feather-duster. 8 |2 E* ?, }4 ~- `* r
Insult:
& t7 N' a0 ~. V! S- x% x$ LComeback: My name is feared in every dirty corner of this island!6 i) [8 b- ~4 q% o
So you got that job as janitor, after all.
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Comeback: My wisest enemies run away at the first sight of me! K/ }$ p0 T( s8 l1 W' e
Even BEFORE they smell your breath? ) {: P* Q& v2 ]1 q# S* t' p" k
Insult:
5 d: ?0 \. E- u% C1 OComeback: Only once have I met such a coward!- R, L* S4 G2 y! t# g
He must have taught you everything you know. : }7 `3 u8 k$ V8 G/ e
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Comeback: If your brother's like you, better to marry a pig.
$ J' c/ c9 a! X+ C6 P6 pYou make me think somebody already did.
6 u& F8 d" D$ h5 yInsult:. C6 w, F9 L. n2 g% f) u) o, b: l
Comeback: No one will ever catch ME fighting as badly as you do.' V/ L+ z; x" B' J) b
You run THAT fast? B5 r K) J; m- w, x8 _
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Comeback: I will milk every drop of blood from your body!
5 v0 o0 g8 x, JHow appropriate. You fight like a cow.
; f/ f& x: W: U9 x5 r$ o0 yInsult:; E [4 r, C7 j
Comeback: My last fight ended with my hands covered with blood.
! \8 T, |3 t3 O& t* XI hope now you've learned to stop picking your nose. 3 C# m) F2 P4 l2 P: }+ a: C" N
Insult:
) b# y- b' ]/ p; T% zComeback: I hope you have a boat ready for a quick escape.5 i) i1 S" p9 X: } y7 {
Why, did you want to borrow one? % G6 v+ R& Z/ N+ m* x+ K
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Comeback: My sword is famous all over the Caribbean!
% t4 ^7 V( j6 j% F- }1 gToo bad no one's ever heard of YOU at all.
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Comeback: I've got the courage and skill of a master swordsman!
0 L5 W4 P+ E' g/ q& A2 e# `I'd be in real trouble if you ever used them. . Q' e' Y( K z# h
Insult:
+ r& L7 a9 `; x$ LComeback: Every word you say to me is stupid.. |% C7 j: g7 r" j1 F9 S. T
I wanted to make sure you'd feel comfortable with me. ) O. Z) w% ~7 c( n0 L2 C
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Comeback: You are a pain in the backside, sir!3 R8 a# q( q# R4 |8 K% _
Your hemorrhoids are flaring up again, eh? 8 ]2 ?2 A+ R& G
Insult:
- {+ ^ U4 Q8 w0 `! rComeback: There are no clever moves that can help you now.) e) R7 M ^" e2 ~& W; [- Y2 D% m
Yes there are. You just never learned them.
& x/ O& q' \1 P5 ]6 eInsult:
' M3 \2 U$ W; ?8 KComeback: Now I know what filth and stupidity really are.
" R- L: g* h" X5 J- jI'm glad to hear you attended your family reunion. + z! ]2 a0 M% H3 Z W/ O' t
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Comeback: I usually see people like you passed-out on tavern floors.
$ x' j3 X* b# A3 cEven BEFORE they smell your breath? |
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