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4 A% M- F1 q5 t4 S' L9 o) {( s不过现在不知道还有谁跟我一样才开始玩这个古董哦[s:5]
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/ ], c( D" U9 l) ~Fighting the pirates
2 X: u* D# r7 b: h和海盗对骂4 ?6 z# ^- @# j. m" G: o
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Comeback: This is the END for you, you gutter-crawling cur!! k+ q9 |2 r% c7 d! n/ b) H
And I've got a little TIP for you, get the POINT? 2 G/ y- V, d. L+ I- C
Insult:
6 W3 T" K: }/ B: e% Y9 n5 ~Comeback: Soon you'll be wearing my sword like a shish kebab!
. u# e, E/ ~. I0 X' k7 M4 AFirst you better stop waiving it like a feather-duster. * P8 Q5 v8 T% j
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Comeback: My handkerchief will wipe up your blood!
3 c# a4 M/ p9 Z9 f y* j; }So you got that job as janitor, after all.
) V+ k: e! k' @) O) ]6 h+ sInsult:2 m0 S- X; r0 I
Comeback: People fall at my feet when they see me coming.
; s4 h) s4 X5 m, L2 EEven BEFORE they smell your breath? - r2 f# c2 H' a" [
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Comeback: I once owned a dog that was smarter then you.5 P& s1 k+ c1 o# H" u
He must have taught you everything you know.
5 g6 c& |5 m7 H" F& @" c' g6 F: WInsult:3 q0 k$ I! e% \ b) v
Comeback: You make me want to puke.
$ I2 u3 |7 |( g/ ]! s' f) r; QYou make me think somebody already did. " x7 k0 A# H" \$ V: C. o7 W1 e
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?: t d- M: \Comeback: Nobody's ever drawn blood from me and nobody ever will.3 s4 |4 z) v, z$ w3 \
You run THAT fast? 5 d" Z/ t8 w' `+ j6 d" k; j) i
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Comeback: You fight like a dairy farmer.
% M- _5 m5 L* fHow appropriate. You fight like a cow. 1 x1 x F: R4 U2 }& q
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Comeback: I got this scar on my face during a mighty struggle!, b" A2 n# |. f8 Z( t& d! u9 P; O
I hope now you've learned to stop picking your nose.
- ^- Q: L# C; |8 h& uInsult:
* o C' K2 Q/ a, g: |$ tComeback: Have you stopped wearing diapers yet?
7 I' v, b. r7 g. r" WWhy, did you want to borrow one? " T' A; |1 J$ {# A4 P0 [
Insult:
* ]; S. g5 f& X5 o! MComeback: I've heard you were a contemptible sneak.
2 ^ J' ]3 B' n) T( a+ @0 T5 rToo bad no one's ever heard of YOU at all.
( g) A3 G3 k( {0 WInsult: g, Z4 ?, O; i/ o6 J3 N
Comeback: You're no match for my brains, you poor fool.) j+ @, v" |5 c9 ?, J9 G# C( y% d
I'd be in real trouble if you ever used them.
& N. F9 ^2 W1 m* r' z- t. H3 gInsult:/ U# n& n1 @& y4 N! K0 l" x) J
Comeback: You have the manners of a beggar.
4 m9 v5 O' H4 N4 u; r$ }I wanted to make sure you'd feel comfortable with me.
' r# l2 O9 a9 ~9 t. C2 CInsult:4 H* g! Y3 X q0 d8 ]
Comeback: I'm not going to take your insolence sitting down!
" }' v( S8 z# RYour hemorrhoids are flaring up again, eh?
6 m* s/ y$ i$ [3 e3 W h" eInsult:& t1 B: ^; F' H2 f0 Y
Comeback: There are no words for how disgusting you are." i z9 F, o' n
Yes there are. You just never learned them.
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Comeback: I've spoken with apes more polite then you." v& v" m( D6 {$ ^# F
I'm glad to hear you attended your family reunion.
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Fighting the Sword Master
' M3 U- u$ V% C4 ]; G; g* H* H0 b和Sword Master对骂3 _5 n, D" ]1 y' C) A' l
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Comeback: I've got a long, sharp lesson for you you to learn today.+ X: N7 e6 g2 u, U* T7 ~& f" k3 T
And I've got a little TIP for you. Get the POINT? - j5 Y# {6 B& I% J2 {
Insult:
2 f) @: B; D9 j5 gComeback: My tongue is sharper then any sword.
" z4 I) q, w8 u9 ^5 X; Y$ TFirst you better stop waving it like a feather-duster.
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- f2 k% _* n: @% M' ~4 EComeback: My name is feared in every dirty corner of this island!
" H, M# w7 O o( p- i. pSo you got that job as janitor, after all. / |% B6 {$ V; w P" l( e) l$ B0 d
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Comeback: My wisest enemies run away at the first sight of me!1 q7 H: W. w: K. D+ i0 w i4 [
Even BEFORE they smell your breath? 5 w' Q' i. X. O1 D, l' ?, {7 _
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Comeback: Only once have I met such a coward!
5 A* K8 j9 N; m5 [He must have taught you everything you know.
: V9 S& b* h+ o7 R+ L0 _8 KInsult:
$ Z+ K5 M. w" B# \Comeback: If your brother's like you, better to marry a pig.
3 y0 G9 m+ _/ {9 j! H( `You make me think somebody already did. 8 k. B8 y& D N
Insult:
7 d6 Q6 X; u, Q# k3 wComeback: No one will ever catch ME fighting as badly as you do.1 T# l; t0 N* D6 `. v
You run THAT fast?
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Comeback: I will milk every drop of blood from your body!1 ]& R4 U# g! g6 j8 |' M
How appropriate. You fight like a cow. 3 F/ A9 `3 x' B4 Y$ ?6 B- Z
Insult:
" F8 |( H1 m: j9 G( UComeback: My last fight ended with my hands covered with blood.2 i2 K& r7 i0 Q$ C9 `8 B q
I hope now you've learned to stop picking your nose. , j2 B2 U# r6 i* b+ U
Insult:
- o) U* |* e$ z! a" i" F) ZComeback: I hope you have a boat ready for a quick escape.
/ O5 ~ F& a+ S6 f' }5 QWhy, did you want to borrow one? + O7 w1 b* e5 z5 ]0 E& X
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- p! v3 t4 z2 c' i5 x, SComeback: My sword is famous all over the Caribbean!
/ ^5 O1 x8 v+ w0 x8 r0 qToo bad no one's ever heard of YOU at all.
) u, I: N" ~' j' q8 Z0 eInsult:, k% }, a% u: b0 W0 ^) P( R
Comeback: I've got the courage and skill of a master swordsman!4 \& [2 G' M* j8 Q6 h% _+ j5 V
I'd be in real trouble if you ever used them.
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* v5 U1 Y9 D0 y) t2 f. G4 w0 N% sComeback: Every word you say to me is stupid.
8 D; }% o9 J+ U; B6 T/ B; w. XI wanted to make sure you'd feel comfortable with me. " v# R/ a# x4 |7 @
Insult:
4 g5 {& W0 q# |, [' `) X7 G7 hComeback: You are a pain in the backside, sir!- X1 B1 Q- i/ M9 ~* K6 {
Your hemorrhoids are flaring up again, eh? - m" |. v" [* `
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/ h1 N# h. a7 i D" U& N6 FComeback: There are no clever moves that can help you now.
7 L7 K+ m8 C+ O- M/ W5 T; AYes there are. You just never learned them.
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Comeback: Now I know what filth and stupidity really are./ \1 L3 S h, C! ~( m1 F: Y
I'm glad to hear you attended your family reunion. ( U( x" w3 B# {9 f
Insult:
, ]6 Y9 b/ ]# G I9 B8 kComeback: I usually see people like you passed-out on tavern floors.% f9 S8 j5 L- f) t( r; J
Even BEFORE they smell your breath? |