在网上找了半天,终于找到对骂攻略了,贴出来给需要的朋友看看吧^_^# ^ S* n7 d. s' e# E3 u! t7 ~/ Q
不过现在不知道还有谁跟我一样才开始玩这个古董哦[s:5]" p4 H: g$ y0 A' ]6 d
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Fighting the pirates ; ~* L F) k6 u3 S% O" f$ A- K
和海盗对骂
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Comeback: This is the END for you, you gutter-crawling cur!9 f1 |' L7 R$ P3 ^+ W5 A& F9 {
And I've got a little TIP for you, get the POINT?
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Comeback: Soon you'll be wearing my sword like a shish kebab!
& Y! v- ^+ [* u* [, P2 ^; GFirst you better stop waiving it like a feather-duster. 0 X( K8 @3 ~: X2 Y; C
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Comeback: My handkerchief will wipe up your blood!
0 _) s6 U. J L+ q4 xSo you got that job as janitor, after all.
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Comeback: People fall at my feet when they see me coming.
4 _ p1 s1 o; y$ REven BEFORE they smell your breath?
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Comeback: I once owned a dog that was smarter then you." ?- K7 C0 F3 E! \& e' O& o
He must have taught you everything you know.
/ r1 J; u% |; K# j* eInsult:
! q! b \7 V7 M* J0 IComeback: You make me want to puke.
3 ~2 I- P% W, ^! p) K3 sYou make me think somebody already did.
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, {2 Y9 z" D5 a9 ?" c" F" e" zComeback: Nobody's ever drawn blood from me and nobody ever will.( J/ k6 d3 e) x- B O. ]
You run THAT fast?
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Comeback: You fight like a dairy farmer.$ o; P0 ]0 E) c, N
How appropriate. You fight like a cow.
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7 y4 G5 m# d5 G [/ iComeback: I got this scar on my face during a mighty struggle!6 U" s$ K8 x5 Y4 U
I hope now you've learned to stop picking your nose.
# R; B3 c$ j1 l0 ZInsult:
& d* e/ q/ T9 a$ O8 N0 c* \Comeback: Have you stopped wearing diapers yet?
& @( \0 }0 q. P S6 ?Why, did you want to borrow one? 0 x: f9 U. `. L6 k
Insult:
4 l x# r; c. l# g; U2 KComeback: I've heard you were a contemptible sneak.
7 m% _& h' U; V' jToo bad no one's ever heard of YOU at all. 9 D$ S: `0 s+ `4 f
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Comeback: You're no match for my brains, you poor fool.4 m: H7 B! {. |3 t6 Q( w* O
I'd be in real trouble if you ever used them.
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Comeback: You have the manners of a beggar.% \ B, X& n+ U6 j+ |: D
I wanted to make sure you'd feel comfortable with me.
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Comeback: I'm not going to take your insolence sitting down!. ~8 f1 K9 K- Y1 O9 A
Your hemorrhoids are flaring up again, eh? 4 `$ e+ ^5 f$ W" U
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Comeback: There are no words for how disgusting you are.
. A: P$ c1 @: x7 M5 iYes there are. You just never learned them. ! I" p4 W! i4 ?& N* e" ?# @
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Comeback: I've spoken with apes more polite then you.
- @3 o. U5 q2 M9 E5 KI'm glad to hear you attended your family reunion.
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8 l! Q* d. ]$ ^/ e/ q6 S7 ]5 X/ XFighting the Sword Master
1 r k! s4 f. k' T和Sword Master对骂
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Comeback: I've got a long, sharp lesson for you you to learn today.
+ r; ?4 k/ u9 r" V1 Y+ S5 X# G$ ]' OAnd I've got a little TIP for you. Get the POINT?
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Comeback: My tongue is sharper then any sword.
h& f- @! n% ]: m1 t. PFirst you better stop waving it like a feather-duster.
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Comeback: My name is feared in every dirty corner of this island!$ T4 I. ]1 C* U/ K( Y. R
So you got that job as janitor, after all.
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1 X& |+ n! E9 [: e- K0 DComeback: My wisest enemies run away at the first sight of me!
0 [4 F+ v( X" ?0 W" REven BEFORE they smell your breath?
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% o3 p' _: a, ^! RComeback: Only once have I met such a coward!- I5 h4 r) Q2 e$ Y3 I
He must have taught you everything you know.
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Comeback: If your brother's like you, better to marry a pig.0 P4 h' x+ S2 {, G$ c. E1 V. k
You make me think somebody already did.
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Comeback: No one will ever catch ME fighting as badly as you do.: e* L0 U4 M# ]3 {8 p9 M
You run THAT fast? ; Z A8 ^8 H# J, w- a$ ?
Insult:
1 p* f7 v* O, B4 W, qComeback: I will milk every drop of blood from your body!9 W* ]8 ?. o8 N# v9 g4 k
How appropriate. You fight like a cow.
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Comeback: My last fight ended with my hands covered with blood.
* [7 C+ _; Y$ Y7 M6 l( DI hope now you've learned to stop picking your nose. ( v# o6 ^/ \' R7 C% Y. E
Insult:
) {& t; V/ t* K$ QComeback: I hope you have a boat ready for a quick escape.
) t# w/ S& `$ \2 a( `( @Why, did you want to borrow one?
4 y* |; {; L) L; S {- }Insult:! f7 r9 a; H+ c# P! K6 m! c+ B
Comeback: My sword is famous all over the Caribbean!
! u0 a% B+ ?: q3 i0 A- e: @Too bad no one's ever heard of YOU at all. q& }8 f% n3 o% S
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4 z0 r7 x0 z( c" [Comeback: I've got the courage and skill of a master swordsman!
8 p. x% I: C3 o5 q: X4 o& tI'd be in real trouble if you ever used them.
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' p' k7 ^) k3 SComeback: Every word you say to me is stupid.
# h A! i1 j: S) a; dI wanted to make sure you'd feel comfortable with me.
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7 n- Z/ p& d9 u% @9 u. b- wComeback: You are a pain in the backside, sir!
. Z! V% y0 M: H1 nYour hemorrhoids are flaring up again, eh?
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! H: R! M9 s& W/ pComeback: There are no clever moves that can help you now.
* G) D! Y# M% W' v0 h$ BYes there are. You just never learned them.
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2 X( S9 G: `( R/ t! H7 FComeback: Now I know what filth and stupidity really are.
" }0 n. d; u2 X$ RI'm glad to hear you attended your family reunion.
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Comeback: I usually see people like you passed-out on tavern floors.+ \! R3 g, x1 t6 a( Q7 E
Even BEFORE they smell your breath? |