在网上找了半天，终于找到对骂攻略了，贴出来给需要的朋友看看吧^_^
/ i' w! l( L3 C+ y3 ?不过现在不知道还有谁跟我一样才开始玩这个古董哦[s:5]( J9 L; u' m5 P2 s8 Q- ^5 M
: d* K- S. t0 y p& \Fighting the pirates
8 N4 G8 Y4 L3 Z和海盗对骂
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6 Z {4 C2 }+ h& L5 M1 ?. I; `Insult:
5 G+ X; w) P% VComeback: This is the END for you, you gutter-crawling cur!
1 B. i1 A5 K, d$ eAnd I've got a little TIP for you, get the POINT? 3 R0 B: J* b# l4 U9 ]5 U% t7 w5 y
Insult:9 k/ ~1 W' \, b7 e8 s+ ^; V
Comeback: Soon you'll be wearing my sword like a shish kebab!
2 \# J( @# @+ oFirst you better stop waiving it like a feather-duster.
1 N+ l' u) I( Y* YInsult:/ z7 k$ S* j$ X, H
Comeback: My handkerchief will wipe up your blood!' X. F' P- q# S6 @
So you got that job as janitor, after all.
8 _4 w% t/ z/ o: y! M! mInsult:7 E% J8 K# L* M: d) P5 U
Comeback: People fall at my feet when they see me coming.
: k- N; g( l( N! B4 O+ W# Y3 xEven BEFORE they smell your breath?
4 H0 Y+ k' @; p. V1 qInsult:
+ r7 f+ X1 X6 |6 l6 B# lComeback: I once owned a dog that was smarter then you.
( U0 l- R: q# D$ }3 D, EHe must have taught you everything you know.
& n* j9 o. `# Z; U0 k, ~Insult:
. D' ?3 S: B8 W# q, @; d) GComeback: You make me want to puke." C8 [8 d! ^. X
You make me think somebody already did.
2 M( ^: v& \( S dInsult:
1 g6 Z& S( }1 v+ Z8 `2 SComeback: Nobody's ever drawn blood from me and nobody ever will.+ A5 S' N' b/ \% e
You run THAT fast?
( I. ]/ h: r/ ?Insult:
' N5 {6 M' ?, Y$ c0 PComeback: You fight like a dairy farmer.4 _: n2 z9 `/ E6 ], {7 Q# t
How appropriate. You fight like a cow.
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Comeback: I got this scar on my face during a mighty struggle!
2 u+ O& J! n* t( ?* m2 \' j- N& Y/ F* bI hope now you've learned to stop picking your nose. 6 i1 p; R' E- G5 N6 y" C. O
Insult:2 ^( g. k$ {7 Z" h; l9 h2 y' Z7 F
Comeback: Have you stopped wearing diapers yet?8 q8 h" ?( d+ T! k5 {9 W0 i9 N
Why, did you want to borrow one?
( r0 r0 \6 w, u) hInsult:
- e8 a4 u$ R7 ~5 p; u* Z. l5 hComeback: I've heard you were a contemptible sneak.
- O Z" y$ m# U! j8 M- M; eToo bad no one's ever heard of YOU at all.
- T* l: T: X, a* g# G1 q3 R) QInsult:
0 O* H% J* D" n. H) C; nComeback: You're no match for my brains, you poor fool.
2 b5 p1 z. n7 m! wI'd be in real trouble if you ever used them.
9 |# F: J7 _; W& V8 FInsult:
! T' F3 {& e0 T! oComeback: You have the manners of a beggar.) E6 C. b+ Y8 q, Z; ^* b% k
I wanted to make sure you'd feel comfortable with me.
! P# R5 {. e% EInsult:1 V+ ~! X! c; T" i
Comeback: I'm not going to take your insolence sitting down!
+ D: f$ v+ ^5 D2 Q$ S: P9 WYour hemorrhoids are flaring up again, eh?
J* E& L, V! W) P! y8 m2 vInsult:
$ ^: | N$ d: d% _* eComeback: There are no words for how disgusting you are.
- X5 |% Q- k; P0 wYes there are. You just never learned them.
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& I) D- c3 t9 B: V. gComeback: I've spoken with apes more polite then you.; V0 d( a/ x& \+ e: D8 C( L
I'm glad to hear you attended your family reunion. # }" p6 H; X, z% c
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Fighting the Sword Master # ]! ]5 ?" G5 m# H; |" r) g
和Sword Master对骂% k$ s w# W: |- D! ~
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Insult:
3 M* {) Q& Y/ sComeback: I've got a long, sharp lesson for you you to learn today.( c2 W4 M0 X6 R5 d
And I've got a little TIP for you. Get the POINT? ' C' e3 N( X2 C3 c* m! z
Insult:
0 N2 |6 m* h l. {3 H s9 |, lComeback: My tongue is sharper then any sword.
6 }3 {2 |8 ?- k% R: Y# |) p3 ~First you better stop waving it like a feather-duster. ! Y. Z2 V k7 u) ~" ~# h
Insult:
. t) j2 e+ d, b; vComeback: My name is feared in every dirty corner of this island!& e7 W* r3 Q9 u
So you got that job as janitor, after all.
9 j3 H: S x( O6 DInsult:, I- \2 C5 n! e1 s& z3 s6 O
Comeback: My wisest enemies run away at the first sight of me!. W+ t! d/ T0 F: S$ S
Even BEFORE they smell your breath? 2 k$ `) Z, F# B8 i# d: ?* o6 G
Insult:
" X7 b* |% \/ m3 z4 S, \5 cComeback: Only once have I met such a coward!
( R5 \3 B1 ?- a5 F3 iHe must have taught you everything you know. " O0 T) R9 [, n" S& g
Insult:
7 T" `& C' J& y# I9 P" UComeback: If your brother's like you, better to marry a pig.
9 W$ U2 Z5 G6 l2 x* O8 U; ~You make me think somebody already did. ! O5 A: N/ N( `" h; \' a8 x- r' Z
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Comeback: No one will ever catch ME fighting as badly as you do.% h C/ \7 E/ ~6 p0 y
You run THAT fast?
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Comeback: I will milk every drop of blood from your body!
U5 Q2 o4 n0 Y3 nHow appropriate. You fight like a cow. $ I3 @) {* }6 v% Y& K6 m% A3 Y+ g
Insult:2 Y- T7 `% b$ O/ r. a4 Y
Comeback: My last fight ended with my hands covered with blood.
E. r3 o$ o: `1 UI hope now you've learned to stop picking your nose.
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1 j/ d$ T1 [6 r# X8 O2 b$ P: uComeback: I hope you have a boat ready for a quick escape.
0 B, X# ], h# W. I- uWhy, did you want to borrow one? 7 Y! x& j: U( A, ^' |
Insult:
5 z7 j6 ?8 e9 e6 Y$ k8 o' k9 L1 VComeback: My sword is famous all over the Caribbean!! F1 r/ ^$ T6 J0 \
Too bad no one's ever heard of YOU at all.
6 A: {2 N2 _' z* h5 }Insult:0 t& E! V2 h1 n# ]4 ^
Comeback: I've got the courage and skill of a master swordsman!
. X1 }) v! g1 B! y3 VI'd be in real trouble if you ever used them.
8 r' m# Y0 M3 S0 pInsult:, m* k; p4 y, _. m5 a- V5 b
Comeback: Every word you say to me is stupid.
% U& V4 X. _8 S# W1 n4 n: K, xI wanted to make sure you'd feel comfortable with me. / k3 A ?" i3 D) W8 |6 M3 Q! H
Insult:
b Q ?2 J; k! L! WComeback: You are a pain in the backside, sir!: U/ g M4 j4 l- {
Your hemorrhoids are flaring up again, eh? 8 D* [( b8 C% o; E5 k- K0 {/ l: x
Insult:
! u2 z# G+ F w! Q9 ]7 zComeback: There are no clever moves that can help you now.
# y3 @$ S# ? b+ {Yes there are. You just never learned them.
* c& ^5 U W! H6 G. D$ c' JInsult:1 b7 ?1 G& L/ K: y, P
Comeback: Now I know what filth and stupidity really are.
1 `6 B4 j) U/ KI'm glad to hear you attended your family reunion. " @+ B3 c+ P5 u6 }) n: H5 q" V
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Comeback: I usually see people like you passed-out on tavern floors.1 a* \1 r/ i% b6 d2 q6 ?5 }
Even BEFORE they smell your breath? |
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