在网上找了半天，终于找到对骂攻略了，贴出来给需要的朋友看看吧^_^
, k( \9 Q5 @% ?) U- }; O不过现在不知道还有谁跟我一样才开始玩这个古董哦[s:5]
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- f7 T$ e* D3 M% oFighting the pirates
% \" ?$ _# K) I& A' w和海盗对骂. ?5 P* t" l- w9 `3 j5 B0 g
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* p7 k! U( t/ ~5 K% gComeback: This is the END for you, you gutter-crawling cur!8 R% C( n5 y( ^7 V7 h' c
And I've got a little TIP for you, get the POINT?
: U4 R5 X4 p! u& w- U9 Z. bInsult:
1 ^. t* L' W* t! qComeback: Soon you'll be wearing my sword like a shish kebab!7 n' \. H. u. x4 `( v+ V, {! v
First you better stop waiving it like a feather-duster. 9 p) p4 P* _! G
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Comeback: My handkerchief will wipe up your blood!3 Q7 R: _) ~9 D6 I8 l, r7 P+ i
So you got that job as janitor, after all. 2 A& L, V) s/ U. O: s
Insult:
3 Z0 f5 x0 R- L" dComeback: People fall at my feet when they see me coming.
7 ]" C7 V2 _" R1 t# nEven BEFORE they smell your breath? ) N3 U( @; X" @/ i
Insult:
! \. c# t+ [3 w( T3 } M. Z, sComeback: I once owned a dog that was smarter then you.% ~0 L$ Q- B4 k
He must have taught you everything you know. ! H7 N8 S! a- U9 O+ ~: M
Insult:
3 `; R/ ]8 ~* y9 p/ EComeback: You make me want to puke.
( i0 w6 f8 A4 D2 IYou make me think somebody already did. 9 y( u7 a, ]- a* c0 R2 |! V% w
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Comeback: Nobody's ever drawn blood from me and nobody ever will. g8 ^7 r8 t* o2 B$ }6 a) R
You run THAT fast?
0 h6 F2 ~% _: N f* E) z$ YInsult:
; T1 R) r" E/ b( b0 C. \& Y6 UComeback: You fight like a dairy farmer.
- ^( y9 u2 l! J; M& R i4 IHow appropriate. You fight like a cow.
6 r' }# L: d- g8 @# H aInsult:
$ n7 M, V& D% l! O8 H% bComeback: I got this scar on my face during a mighty struggle!
( O+ I+ e V7 m, ^1 V" rI hope now you've learned to stop picking your nose.
4 ~( |, ]2 @4 M% ?: ^Insult:
( C- q" m. I8 x- p- SComeback: Have you stopped wearing diapers yet? a" y# S! l- L
Why, did you want to borrow one? ' F/ x9 M3 E& ~ T& y
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Comeback: I've heard you were a contemptible sneak.! H% M' i; D5 ?0 E8 @$ J0 @
Too bad no one's ever heard of YOU at all. 1 @; F( } B3 ]% Z5 P' ?. `- M m
Insult:
6 k Q; x$ h$ yComeback: You're no match for my brains, you poor fool.) ?# A- b( `( w4 G6 R, M! C2 L, Z
I'd be in real trouble if you ever used them. 0 f3 ?3 E* R" Q1 F$ I
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Comeback: You have the manners of a beggar.
( P2 @- G; w& A& l1 S: i6 T' h; z ?I wanted to make sure you'd feel comfortable with me. " G/ U6 Y" e# I5 I8 q( A" v
Insult:
7 o4 k7 j8 ^! u9 FComeback: I'm not going to take your insolence sitting down!
$ e* r8 g6 L9 N( pYour hemorrhoids are flaring up again, eh?
9 f& Y( X$ z# a8 g1 j; X& DInsult:3 j* D& y2 J. z; m, h
Comeback: There are no words for how disgusting you are.! Q( n+ c, U* f9 t% i6 ?
Yes there are. You just never learned them.
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% r) E4 L1 U, Q8 w9 I R4 Y' E$ b- ~Comeback: I've spoken with apes more polite then you.
3 x l' K( }6 D8 f& v) PI'm glad to hear you attended your family reunion.
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Fighting the Sword Master + G8 g$ Y' o* ?. N9 O
和Sword Master对骂
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$ |/ [+ }8 e+ m3 {; AInsult:
, C7 T- H5 m' K6 b6 kComeback: I've got a long, sharp lesson for you you to learn today.
- B2 E* h- r O# k QAnd I've got a little TIP for you. Get the POINT?
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: Y& k6 q+ Q4 B/ C) V7 }Comeback: My tongue is sharper then any sword.* k9 W7 V1 C% U
First you better stop waving it like a feather-duster.
/ y7 u% v6 Q2 {6 s4 MInsult:
5 [4 v' Y' o+ t# Y+ p# \; ]0 v* pComeback: My name is feared in every dirty corner of this island!
# _. O* q! q W* s: p# D3 o/ XSo you got that job as janitor, after all. : L, g+ x# X; X' ^
Insult:
2 F' G( i3 D- I; ^0 U% w2 uComeback: My wisest enemies run away at the first sight of me!6 t3 T! t/ @+ f. O$ U- ^0 B* I
Even BEFORE they smell your breath?
0 q0 F& i7 M1 \1 p1 M, _' xInsult:
o) U6 Q# l) tComeback: Only once have I met such a coward!
$ U: Q7 g8 ]4 w8 ^" N3 S, UHe must have taught you everything you know. ]) h B2 d* w, h3 L \) B, s! h
Insult:
7 @" m/ X0 j. B' ^/ XComeback: If your brother's like you, better to marry a pig.
3 D4 y7 x) D, W: x3 C+ PYou make me think somebody already did. 4 r- M' S2 B1 M- J
Insult:
* j+ A" A1 x% `( @+ PComeback: No one will ever catch ME fighting as badly as you do.3 D8 U9 y0 k/ S. Z
You run THAT fast?
/ b! p3 w# e, {5 s1 RInsult:4 c/ @' n3 @0 m# r% F! h
Comeback: I will milk every drop of blood from your body!% v+ D6 v) e- [0 l2 _ d
How appropriate. You fight like a cow.
! w* ~6 Z$ k; `7 a' J! kInsult:$ |, g7 K+ y' x5 x. U- H. ?
Comeback: My last fight ended with my hands covered with blood.
1 O( q2 }! b# `7 x, aI hope now you've learned to stop picking your nose.
$ X. Y- B, v. s# Q; g: X$ dInsult:
' N; e+ X5 y/ ?0 D, R* RComeback: I hope you have a boat ready for a quick escape.( ?$ q; z/ O1 U$ P; h
Why, did you want to borrow one?
% \& B2 D3 E+ D M# T% c6 U9 }; SInsult:
. q, K$ H* U. L$ Q# h, pComeback: My sword is famous all over the Caribbean!, i) N& n1 J8 H5 \
Too bad no one's ever heard of YOU at all. 9 ?% C6 }6 ?; K
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Comeback: I've got the courage and skill of a master swordsman!
' E& g9 T' p' G& R8 Q4 \; PI'd be in real trouble if you ever used them.
% z6 ^4 K5 p/ H( ~( FInsult:5 ^. `" `# E3 F
Comeback: Every word you say to me is stupid.
- l, V6 h7 ~' m; ~! V% b8 k1 ?8 OI wanted to make sure you'd feel comfortable with me. 3 ]: t' d+ Q* _( ~2 r( v A- K6 z9 k
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Comeback: You are a pain in the backside, sir!
8 X9 ~# Z" M5 f& N! o0 C- X5 C! ]- ~Your hemorrhoids are flaring up again, eh?
6 i" \& B' b, ^; _5 S2 E7 tInsult: G- S( d: Q3 d6 v5 ?4 ]3 C
Comeback: There are no clever moves that can help you now.
' v) _9 b: {% A! x2 R& HYes there are. You just never learned them.
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, B* F: h! O: P' gComeback: Now I know what filth and stupidity really are.
+ K, E4 ]0 r9 g8 v* ~7 ZI'm glad to hear you attended your family reunion. 3 X4 o+ |) ~) U* P" a% r @/ P4 m
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Comeback: I usually see people like you passed-out on tavern floors.
0 u) n: c: m0 v* K2 d9 \Even BEFORE they smell your breath? |
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