猴岛小英雄与海盗、大剑师对骂攻略

mxjmyxzww999

这个也是老版的，看看～～～

Fighting the pirates  
8 n7 ?. c8 H- A, g9 h% `; N. ^# b与海盗对骂

8 c; q& A4 p# [' m% ~5 S) }. cInsult:
Comeback:  This is the END for you, you gutter-crawling cur!
And I've got a little TIP for you, get the POINT?  
5 Y, `3 a0 @5 D% I# zInsult:
$ V. j' j% C: Y, LComeback:  Soon you'll be wearing my sword like a shish kebab!
First you better stop waiving it like a feather-duster.  
Insult:
Comeback:  My handkerchief will wipe up your blood!
# L4 V8 c9 a, R/ P' p3 H3 ^; k; QSo you got that job as janitor, after all.  
$ c' R( |0 K# {* }' s' H: wInsult:
Comeback:  People fall at my feet when they see me coming.
6 m, f/ {0 v3 a# z, [1 ~* D2 cEven BEFORE they smell your breath?  
/ J8 H( ^' [! }7 mInsult:
Comeback:  I once owned a dog that was smarter then you.
" D* N& Q7 B2 Z  B+ c7 iHe must have taught you everything you know.  
1 W$ H. T! @7 N9 d7 j% \5 U! RInsult:
9 g4 m6 w- E0 d" q' QComeback:  You make me want to puke.
& [: P1 l- N$ M2 I  b) gYou make me think somebody already did.  
6 H% z' j2 l% x9 z' `( t1 N6 [Insult:
Comeback:  Nobody's ever drawn blood from me and nobody ever will.
3 V! j/ w, u" `2 @* c, y$ G# P4 o. {- EYou run THAT fast?  
, L4 X8 U3 e% p& NInsult:
Comeback:  You fight like a dairy farmer.
How appropriate. You fight like a cow.  
& u8 l+ l- L) C$ m2 bInsult:
( K* s$ m) H- J6 r' h3 sComeback:  I got this scar on my face during a mighty struggle!
( t+ p; n$ k' }% S/ S  u" |8 fI hope now you've learned to stop picking your nose.  
Insult:
$ [- L* B+ n0 o3 o, l7 \Comeback:  Have you stopped wearing diapers yet?
9 l6 a) H* V5 p( _, AWhy, did you want to borrow one?  
$ {2 h' d. \& h, n# x1 k6 Q+ DInsult:
) r) g3 S1 S$ t( B- |8 aComeback:  I've heard you were a contemptible sneak.
Too bad no one's ever heard of YOU at all.  
9 T2 ~$ X' G! Z9 M9 X! o# X# a3 B2 }4 YInsult:
8 L# O3 v! T, K! k) r! c. R; aComeback:  You're no match for my brains, you poor fool.
I'd be in real trouble if you ever used them.  
Insult:
& S- B7 X* I  dComeback:  You have the manners of a beggar.
8 O0 r; v5 E  q# KI wanted to make sure you'd feel comfortable with me.  
Insult:
- i, e6 j+ U0 d+ F3 cComeback:  I'm not going to take your insolence sitting down!
Your hemorrhoids are flaring up again, eh?  
/ K, d: J3 W) x- |% a& MInsult:
Comeback:  There are no words for how disgusting you are.
Yes there are. You just never learned them.  
6 s/ M7 {9 Q7 E. d; V- a1 L) D- e0 ~& f$ p+ mInsult:
Comeback:  I've spoken with apes more polite then you.
; o: R8 ?# w  g8 K+ |- g) c% CI'm glad to hear you attended your family reunion.  

: r9 f5 i: |" t5 qFighting the Sword Master  
" s$ m4 q# Q. U; n* y0 n8 h与大剑师对骂
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) |* S# x$ @6 |9 t1 ^  s/ K# v* oInsult:
Comeback:  I've got a long, sharp lesson for you you to learn today.
& {6 R' h6 j! @$ e. \+ o! uAnd I've got a little TIP for you. Get the POINT?  
6 N8 G7 n9 |: |: O3 ~. FInsult:
Comeback:  My tongue is sharper then any sword.
& c( I( t1 H2 P$ e8 R: A2 v+ sFirst you better stop waving it like a feather-duster.  
+ P+ T; J3 n2 R' MInsult:
Comeback:  My name is feared in every dirty corner of this island!
So you got that job as janitor, after all.  
Insult:
Comeback:  My wisest enemies run away at the first sight of me!
Even BEFORE they smell your breath?  
3 n: B: m. a. L; e* c( |) u: lInsult:
: s# q, K" G% f! ~# i. O- Q8 P# e% ZComeback:  Only once have I met such a coward!
He must have taught you everything you know.  
# G2 _0 O4 c) u; c7 l3 t9 `" j" zInsult:
Comeback:  If your brother's like you, better to marry a pig.
4 l8 N5 S& A2 ]8 x9 BYou make me think somebody already did.  
% ^/ ?# E1 [. n" u& \5 VInsult:
/ p/ \1 B$ Q* s+ C, N! U6 EComeback:  No one will ever catch ME fighting as badly as you do.
You run THAT fast?  
Insult:
Comeback:  I will milk every drop of blood from your body!
# @/ W0 N  k% X" C$ z0 NHow appropriate. You fight like a cow.  
" C8 j% o& g4 ]: j: i8 t0 E! H1 y! ~Insult:
, p* }* X/ n1 V2 O6 KComeback:  My last fight ended with my hands covered with blood.
I hope now you've learned to stop picking your nose.  
Insult:
Comeback:  I hope you have a boat ready for a quick escape.
+ _- B/ S. b: I8 }! s, IWhy, did you want to borrow one?  
% m' r0 @3 e6 N* cInsult:
0 w0 W* G$ H; M2 ^Comeback:  My sword is famous all over the Caribbean!
Too bad no one's ever heard of YOU at all.  
3 f2 x6 p$ T3 }3 L0 BInsult:
7 J% T! N# V4 Z+ B- n" tComeback:  I've got the courage and skill of a master swordsman!
# S  i/ s$ ^& w/ o4 f6 iI'd be in real trouble if you ever used them.  
Insult:
Comeback:  Every word you say to me is stupid.
I wanted to make sure you'd feel comfortable with me.  
( y1 p, [+ |, b, e6 hInsult:
- H  q0 I4 Y$ `Comeback:  You are a pain in the backside, sir!
Your hemorrhoids are flaring up again, eh?  
7 Z2 {" Y2 Y  E8 n9 oInsult:
Comeback:  There are no clever moves that can help you now.
* N) {9 K% c- O* }2 O- K8 GYes there are. You just never learned them.  
Insult:
Comeback:  Now I know what filth and stupidity really are.
9 G9 K& a+ k& @$ P8 w4 ~0 L, {I'm glad to hear you attended your family reunion.  
8 x$ }* f+ l% b( dInsult:
9 T$ j/ ?  S% L, X" g9 \Comeback:  I usually see people like you passed-out on tavern floors.
Even BEFORE they smell your breath?

mxjmyxzww999

自己顶一下^_^

yanzhiren1

引用第1楼mxjmyxzww999于2009-07-30 09:35发表的  :
自己顶一下^_^

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2 J. I; U  c3 v2 X9 W问题是在哪能学到这些反击呢？

hll3200

在与路上碰到的海盗的一次又一次的战斗实践中习得

liyonggame

这个要那个本子记的，没有听过的选项不会出现，只能一点一点跟海盗们学

雪代缘

這篇攻略很實用，支持一下，追憶猴島小英雄。