猴岛小英雄与海盗、大剑师对骂攻略

mxjmyxzww999

这个也是老版的，看看～～～
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$ A# I3 l" Y. v$ u) N* w" kFighting the pirates  
与海盗对骂
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Insult:
+ u1 J( I: S. D8 q: c3 wComeback:  This is the END for you, you gutter-crawling cur!
$ H' }. y3 O9 a# iAnd I've got a little TIP for you, get the POINT?  
' p8 F" ?2 {. m4 v8 TInsult:
3 b1 C8 s% k  c, n! l! lComeback:  Soon you'll be wearing my sword like a shish kebab!
First you better stop waiving it like a feather-duster.  
- P- P% l/ a- z/ U" ^Insult:
+ a9 f. h) V+ B1 [& ~$ j" SComeback:  My handkerchief will wipe up your blood!
6 F1 h# U( Y% K4 USo you got that job as janitor, after all.  
! r! C5 w; r4 u+ OInsult:
Comeback:  People fall at my feet when they see me coming.
Even BEFORE they smell your breath?  
4 V4 i, i/ L$ n' d3 r" dInsult:
Comeback:  I once owned a dog that was smarter then you.
He must have taught you everything you know.  
7 B' S- D3 x8 k/ i4 i; {, ]& GInsult:
5 T1 j2 U- w0 \! r; y$ k, g; l2 iComeback:  You make me want to puke.
You make me think somebody already did.  
* E# i: I/ E; \! `2 p6 U4 A7 [% MInsult:
. T0 O7 L: o1 u  `9 ZComeback:  Nobody's ever drawn blood from me and nobody ever will.
9 l; h0 y' z0 g& f4 X" a( @) CYou run THAT fast?  
Insult:
Comeback:  You fight like a dairy farmer.
. G/ H1 p' S8 u7 b( w) ]How appropriate. You fight like a cow.  
Insult:
; t( e, y/ U. D' @Comeback:  I got this scar on my face during a mighty struggle!
2 ^$ L# n* ^1 \+ \/ r7 h2 pI hope now you've learned to stop picking your nose.  
' o: d! a- P; R2 X  a- OInsult:
Comeback:  Have you stopped wearing diapers yet?
Why, did you want to borrow one?  
Insult:
Comeback:  I've heard you were a contemptible sneak.
Too bad no one's ever heard of YOU at all.  
' l5 e3 R5 b$ L; V- {: QInsult:
& H! N1 T. _5 W0 w- m8 I0 dComeback:  You're no match for my brains, you poor fool.
$ z/ n# h3 u# [I'd be in real trouble if you ever used them.  
Insult:
. Q5 @3 `* M/ m. [5 r5 ]Comeback:  You have the manners of a beggar.
3 E4 F) x; \- d) zI wanted to make sure you'd feel comfortable with me.  
Insult:
1 f% C0 v! |" ^3 x* x8 QComeback:  I'm not going to take your insolence sitting down!
8 {) z5 g) }9 oYour hemorrhoids are flaring up again, eh?  
+ U# R  v, Q' @* `* }8 yInsult:
& F5 K1 _4 R7 Y% R% D* s% q! KComeback:  There are no words for how disgusting you are.
: r( @+ U7 L9 ^+ A+ mYes there are. You just never learned them.  
. W8 a! e4 v5 F# Z( BInsult:
0 f2 |% s$ }0 ?7 MComeback:  I've spoken with apes more polite then you.
I'm glad to hear you attended your family reunion.  
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Fighting the Sword Master  
与大剑师对骂
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! a9 _$ l' P3 n) MInsult:
0 U9 {, Z# C$ h/ HComeback:  I've got a long, sharp lesson for you you to learn today.
And I've got a little TIP for you. Get the POINT?  
* ~) {) c/ n$ HInsult:
( M% g; m  t6 r* C0 JComeback:  My tongue is sharper then any sword.
First you better stop waving it like a feather-duster.  
Insult:
Comeback:  My name is feared in every dirty corner of this island!
! E; @% b% Q* X/ f9 Y& |, N$ L! WSo you got that job as janitor, after all.  
) C8 S$ n! J+ O" x. [& CInsult:
& q& @1 _. _: sComeback:  My wisest enemies run away at the first sight of me!
/ t/ C6 R9 k; W3 `Even BEFORE they smell your breath?  
Insult:
: G" D% @' r7 A* E. x& NComeback:  Only once have I met such a coward!
" w, t2 X. u" h. KHe must have taught you everything you know.  
/ ?- Y0 a6 Z1 A/ ?+ r$ QInsult:
Comeback:  If your brother's like you, better to marry a pig.
- A# T6 }  y6 t' [You make me think somebody already did.  
' |9 P1 W5 p0 V* vInsult:
0 ~/ z, r% c; x& w2 T5 qComeback:  No one will ever catch ME fighting as badly as you do.
" J; J$ U6 {5 }5 \( b& l+ uYou run THAT fast?  
Insult:
Comeback:  I will milk every drop of blood from your body!
( B1 S, e& n- O, nHow appropriate. You fight like a cow.  
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6 O# T: K3 s6 \) h, r2 JComeback:  My last fight ended with my hands covered with blood.
I hope now you've learned to stop picking your nose.  
Insult:
Comeback:  I hope you have a boat ready for a quick escape.
Why, did you want to borrow one?  
# D" a8 U9 `( n: i6 XInsult:
1 {9 o, V( S" @# l  ?% XComeback:  My sword is famous all over the Caribbean!
8 P% T% I+ _  i2 p% \4 n' aToo bad no one's ever heard of YOU at all.  
( o# }" ]5 _( g6 u: f" }& lInsult:
Comeback:  I've got the courage and skill of a master swordsman!
I'd be in real trouble if you ever used them.  
Insult:
Comeback:  Every word you say to me is stupid.
! Y- ^) j7 z4 |9 H' pI wanted to make sure you'd feel comfortable with me.  
, m3 e, n& c5 DInsult:
+ T5 y) V7 i9 k) mComeback:  You are a pain in the backside, sir!
Your hemorrhoids are flaring up again, eh?  
Insult:
- f+ I3 ~( K- F) V  K1 U8 `3 DComeback:  There are no clever moves that can help you now.
Yes there are. You just never learned them.  
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Comeback:  Now I know what filth and stupidity really are.
I'm glad to hear you attended your family reunion.  
% k0 A8 J0 K: h4 L  B/ r' J7 }Insult:
3 c7 q! g) t; HComeback:  I usually see people like you passed-out on tavern floors.
' B0 `+ x: H3 t  P/ j; lEven BEFORE they smell your breath?

mxjmyxzww999

自己顶一下^_^

yanzhiren1

引用第1楼mxjmyxzww999于2009-07-30 09:35发表的  :
自己顶一下^_^

. V6 t. o* G& J" D5 h" W问题是在哪能学到这些反击呢？

hll3200

在与路上碰到的海盗的一次又一次的战斗实践中习得

liyonggame

这个要那个本子记的，没有听过的选项不会出现，只能一点一点跟海盗们学

雪代缘

這篇攻略很實用，支持一下，追憶猴島小英雄。