猴岛小英雄与海盗、大剑师对骂攻略

mxjmyxzww999

这个也是老版的，看看～～～
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+ u3 [" p# v3 hFighting the pirates  
与海盗对骂
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Insult:
! ~9 n6 V$ E8 P, Y! ?; U, Z' ?+ AComeback:  This is the END for you, you gutter-crawling cur!
And I've got a little TIP for you, get the POINT?  
Insult:
* u/ J. N3 ~2 C1 e* U8 g9 zComeback:  Soon you'll be wearing my sword like a shish kebab!
First you better stop waiving it like a feather-duster.  
Insult:
Comeback:  My handkerchief will wipe up your blood!
5 S- M, X9 F7 `) V) T! ~/ Q* L4 ]So you got that job as janitor, after all.  
Insult:
Comeback:  People fall at my feet when they see me coming.
Even BEFORE they smell your breath?  
Insult:
8 `2 m3 p$ o& {% U  U, NComeback:  I once owned a dog that was smarter then you.
$ N5 ], f/ K$ C! r0 K, p! |He must have taught you everything you know.  
$ m, z/ R; d$ H2 U1 nInsult:
Comeback:  You make me want to puke.
You make me think somebody already did.  
9 S! P! G; G7 y6 O1 g+ J/ j* \Insult:
Comeback:  Nobody's ever drawn blood from me and nobody ever will.
9 ~& a; j) ?& hYou run THAT fast?  
0 l0 P) z2 I9 P1 Z6 u4 z) jInsult:
# l) j( B( x0 b, GComeback:  You fight like a dairy farmer.
! e' U8 c# G4 W( k1 c! ]6 w6 _How appropriate. You fight like a cow.  
Insult:
! S1 n/ f# G- E& |Comeback:  I got this scar on my face during a mighty struggle!
I hope now you've learned to stop picking your nose.  
Insult:
; ]/ B3 l& P' D( nComeback:  Have you stopped wearing diapers yet?
Why, did you want to borrow one?  
Insult:
Comeback:  I've heard you were a contemptible sneak.
Too bad no one's ever heard of YOU at all.  
* x' W, {5 T6 t4 EInsult:
3 }; h4 R" E2 y, pComeback:  You're no match for my brains, you poor fool.
- u: k! x* _9 E& w) nI'd be in real trouble if you ever used them.  
, E# G4 b+ K6 W& rInsult:
( b( E4 L& N# [  `8 I8 y$ ?3 YComeback:  You have the manners of a beggar.
I wanted to make sure you'd feel comfortable with me.  
Insult:
( G1 Q. J9 i6 l% RComeback:  I'm not going to take your insolence sitting down!
( s4 `, l2 Q# u* p& fYour hemorrhoids are flaring up again, eh?  
Insult:
/ ]0 n& G0 k- w7 g  M. YComeback:  There are no words for how disgusting you are.
6 x0 X) B' G, L' BYes there are. You just never learned them.  
' W, T; G( {9 X/ g1 b- bInsult:
! v( c7 Q6 h  H, I2 Q% N! XComeback:  I've spoken with apes more polite then you.
I'm glad to hear you attended your family reunion.  

Fighting the Sword Master  
与大剑师对骂
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6 R$ p& w4 R/ s; ?: [  ]+ xInsult:
4 }, }4 G" u+ c- }Comeback:  I've got a long, sharp lesson for you you to learn today.
And I've got a little TIP for you. Get the POINT?  
4 u+ y# Q, L* u: e2 vInsult:
: I. T+ q. u8 g6 W, oComeback:  My tongue is sharper then any sword.
: ~, F3 |0 Q  u- m4 g' ZFirst you better stop waving it like a feather-duster.  
Insult:
Comeback:  My name is feared in every dirty corner of this island!
- V# C: }: N) A+ @& W& |8 t' XSo you got that job as janitor, after all.  
Insult:
( k7 _. |( a9 D' n# TComeback:  My wisest enemies run away at the first sight of me!
0 L' O  F, l+ u  w( MEven BEFORE they smell your breath?  
" n' X" B8 Y' ~; B6 f7 RInsult:
Comeback:  Only once have I met such a coward!
5 n/ x. {' K+ b0 B4 j/ N6 gHe must have taught you everything you know.  
' o% D$ K& b7 ^Insult:
0 k6 D) f# p8 A0 i& L$ U0 R5 vComeback:  If your brother's like you, better to marry a pig.
' G" ?' k! t+ @You make me think somebody already did.  
7 X; V9 q' a- ?" y! r# F3 WInsult:
0 O- L3 G1 p* e4 N0 k# o$ j9 R! cComeback:  No one will ever catch ME fighting as badly as you do.
: D+ `" O1 G: P3 p- @You run THAT fast?  
9 [! W( C' h) j: f2 w8 d7 T: }  n" }1 SInsult:
1 K8 L/ W$ s4 ]1 S( R4 `+ nComeback:  I will milk every drop of blood from your body!
How appropriate. You fight like a cow.  
Insult:
; \( `% k+ U' x+ PComeback:  My last fight ended with my hands covered with blood.
I hope now you've learned to stop picking your nose.  
+ h- H% l, C6 L* e2 c: n" sInsult:
Comeback:  I hope you have a boat ready for a quick escape.
Why, did you want to borrow one?  
$ v7 s) a3 G$ F$ W; ?Insult:
9 K, {: f- E& C8 l! m8 sComeback:  My sword is famous all over the Caribbean!
  d& z5 Y9 d" @( E6 oToo bad no one's ever heard of YOU at all.  
/ _) F$ R7 W- c$ d6 zInsult:
Comeback:  I've got the courage and skill of a master swordsman!
I'd be in real trouble if you ever used them.  
% h2 H* T) N$ L$ oInsult:
Comeback:  Every word you say to me is stupid.
& {7 d2 R0 P- ^) H1 j& WI wanted to make sure you'd feel comfortable with me.  
Insult:
3 B/ s* @+ L* j2 c; ?Comeback:  You are a pain in the backside, sir!
Your hemorrhoids are flaring up again, eh?  
* N2 X1 ~" c4 L6 I' MInsult:
9 \% p! [1 m* XComeback:  There are no clever moves that can help you now.
* t. V! b8 c1 R! m+ OYes there are. You just never learned them.  
Insult:
0 Q: n. u) Z1 j0 WComeback:  Now I know what filth and stupidity really are.
- d4 w! v- }9 iI'm glad to hear you attended your family reunion.  
Insult:
; c) ~' Q5 m+ \  QComeback:  I usually see people like you passed-out on tavern floors.
Even BEFORE they smell your breath?

mxjmyxzww999

自己顶一下^_^

yanzhiren1

引用第1楼mxjmyxzww999于2009-07-30 09:35发表的  :
9 Q) @4 W4 @0 u, f) T自己顶一下^_^

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* A5 [; |  X+ {问题是在哪能学到这些反击呢？

hll3200

在与路上碰到的海盗的一次又一次的战斗实践中习得

liyonggame

这个要那个本子记的，没有听过的选项不会出现，只能一点一点跟海盗们学

雪代缘

這篇攻略很實用，支持一下，追憶猴島小英雄。