猴岛小英雄与海盗、大剑师对骂攻略

mxjmyxzww999

这个也是老版的，看看～～～

Fighting the pirates  
; C7 i9 a1 X# p. m) I' y与海盗对骂

+ X$ e2 i4 W2 z4 JInsult:
Comeback:  This is the END for you, you gutter-crawling cur!
And I've got a little TIP for you, get the POINT?  
Insult:
. J* X9 T, C4 g$ Q- ]1 a$ G; bComeback:  Soon you'll be wearing my sword like a shish kebab!
7 v- E; T8 \, |  x9 X8 EFirst you better stop waiving it like a feather-duster.  
: o- ~' A, v( C% r$ uInsult:
Comeback:  My handkerchief will wipe up your blood!
So you got that job as janitor, after all.  
Insult:
/ a; A8 f, n2 Q9 ]Comeback:  People fall at my feet when they see me coming.
4 Y9 F: G: `! r6 _1 UEven BEFORE they smell your breath?  
Insult:
Comeback:  I once owned a dog that was smarter then you.
* l- H  U( D8 Q. W6 t) aHe must have taught you everything you know.  
5 k. G9 @2 F/ |/ tInsult:
Comeback:  You make me want to puke.
You make me think somebody already did.  
Insult:
) X8 N4 I2 T: ~+ x: sComeback:  Nobody's ever drawn blood from me and nobody ever will.
You run THAT fast?  
Insult:
Comeback:  You fight like a dairy farmer.
3 c3 p9 ]0 ?/ |# `& pHow appropriate. You fight like a cow.  
) y% l2 S$ e5 ?" _; z6 ]Insult:
$ o5 A: a" b& n) [Comeback:  I got this scar on my face during a mighty struggle!
I hope now you've learned to stop picking your nose.  
Insult:
7 ?- S+ X' X& n  r! HComeback:  Have you stopped wearing diapers yet?
5 W: \: j7 z) X7 D* DWhy, did you want to borrow one?  
" D$ C& x( v1 W5 M3 GInsult:
  b; G2 K2 S: \Comeback:  I've heard you were a contemptible sneak.
Too bad no one's ever heard of YOU at all.  
+ l# H7 a9 D  }, z3 vInsult:
Comeback:  You're no match for my brains, you poor fool.
0 X7 Z$ a7 w+ A0 Q) e% J* fI'd be in real trouble if you ever used them.  
$ i& e7 r3 e- r% v/ c) eInsult:
( p& Z" J9 K$ t: ]9 V# QComeback:  You have the manners of a beggar.
, \3 ]( P& v0 f9 |' aI wanted to make sure you'd feel comfortable with me.  
Insult:
Comeback:  I'm not going to take your insolence sitting down!
: `' Q! Z7 V* K# @5 QYour hemorrhoids are flaring up again, eh?  
1 i2 i  M8 V. P% p& F2 A1 ?2 PInsult:
7 ]/ v; _8 G9 V3 EComeback:  There are no words for how disgusting you are.
Yes there are. You just never learned them.  
5 n& y* a$ ?, C- v- H6 nInsult:
/ B7 Y2 |- S9 K6 ^Comeback:  I've spoken with apes more polite then you.
1 r' z; z4 g$ {0 F5 j* t9 hI'm glad to hear you attended your family reunion.  
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5 h* u4 j3 D9 Q, T$ d9 N: M0 GFighting the Sword Master  
与大剑师对骂

Insult:
Comeback:  I've got a long, sharp lesson for you you to learn today.
6 W& |% }5 s( g+ @' ]And I've got a little TIP for you. Get the POINT?  
Insult:
Comeback:  My tongue is sharper then any sword.
First you better stop waving it like a feather-duster.  
Insult:
: z1 a( ?7 b/ w- P1 m* r$ MComeback:  My name is feared in every dirty corner of this island!
# r9 f2 R! Q) J) b8 y$ _2 D% s" NSo you got that job as janitor, after all.  
' k* @8 o, J5 g+ cInsult:
Comeback:  My wisest enemies run away at the first sight of me!
Even BEFORE they smell your breath?  
Insult:
Comeback:  Only once have I met such a coward!
8 U+ u$ @, ?0 n0 J$ ^! }7 YHe must have taught you everything you know.  
Insult:
Comeback:  If your brother's like you, better to marry a pig.
You make me think somebody already did.  
Insult:
Comeback:  No one will ever catch ME fighting as badly as you do.
You run THAT fast?  
Insult:
; G+ O: r  D0 \" _9 f- JComeback:  I will milk every drop of blood from your body!
7 G0 b: z" v) S! eHow appropriate. You fight like a cow.  
Insult:
Comeback:  My last fight ended with my hands covered with blood.
: c) [7 K. k& U( R9 U# D  YI hope now you've learned to stop picking your nose.  
" U0 X  C+ ~$ Q$ r  RInsult:
Comeback:  I hope you have a boat ready for a quick escape.
Why, did you want to borrow one?  
Insult:
5 I5 i: F5 l, q' `% `( _' n/ s, f9 yComeback:  My sword is famous all over the Caribbean!
Too bad no one's ever heard of YOU at all.  
Insult:
Comeback:  I've got the courage and skill of a master swordsman!
' j# I$ a/ H! ~! t) s2 CI'd be in real trouble if you ever used them.  
( E+ `! i5 w  j+ vInsult:
3 q5 j5 U0 F2 _% k$ x. |Comeback:  Every word you say to me is stupid.
I wanted to make sure you'd feel comfortable with me.  
" P; f- O1 Z3 m1 y# x# ^+ b4 s& [% IInsult:
Comeback:  You are a pain in the backside, sir!
Your hemorrhoids are flaring up again, eh?  
Insult:
, Q1 q$ g) I) _, @& IComeback:  There are no clever moves that can help you now.
' Q' Q* j( |/ z3 w' `% Z! v6 l' d* eYes there are. You just never learned them.  
Insult:
1 F/ \6 D2 P" q0 x$ A+ QComeback:  Now I know what filth and stupidity really are.
# q8 n9 g6 g9 W- VI'm glad to hear you attended your family reunion.  
; ?: L) l1 k+ iInsult:
8 j1 R3 z! Q# B7 T, [' H( n" DComeback:  I usually see people like you passed-out on tavern floors.
# }& a. _* R9 N' }  XEven BEFORE they smell your breath?

mxjmyxzww999

自己顶一下^_^

yanzhiren1

引用第1楼mxjmyxzww999于2009-07-30 09:35发表的  :
自己顶一下^_^

% Y! s( H$ T2 z. H问题是在哪能学到这些反击呢？

hll3200

在与路上碰到的海盗的一次又一次的战斗实践中习得

liyonggame

这个要那个本子记的，没有听过的选项不会出现，只能一点一点跟海盗们学

雪代缘

這篇攻略很實用，支持一下，追憶猴島小英雄。