美国偶像评委经典损人语录

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美国唱歌选秀节目《美国偶像（American Idol）》的麻辣评委西蒙·考威尔向来以损人不带脏字著称，今天我们就来总结总结他那些经典的损人语录。

It sounded like cats jumping off the Empire State Building.
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/ D/ ?8 F9 u0 V( Q6 s3 l; P$ G听上去像一只猫从帝国大厦跳下来。
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I'm going to reach out with a hook if you don't shut up.
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如果你再不闭嘴，我就向里面甩个鱼钩。

That was extraordinary. Unfortunately, extraordinary bad!
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4 c% v' _& o8 t. |. ]- v; w6 U2 }你的表演很特别。不幸的是，特别地差劲。
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You have just invented a new form of torture.

你发明了一种折磨人的新手段。

If you had lived 2,000 years ago and sung like that, I think they would have stoned you.

如果你生活在2000年前， 唱成这样，人们会向你扔石头。

) b+ l! D, J# I' b& `There's only so much punishment a human can take. I can't take anymore.

9 M4 ~7 u5 A. ]* r, r$ U5 t1 F+ s人类能承受的惩罚是有限的，我再也无法忍受了。

, s2 v  }, V9 y& M- f4 |" g. fYou killed my favorite.
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我最喜欢的歌曲被你糟蹋了。
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4 f: z5 v$ _0 LIt is a beautiful song when you're not singing it.

你不唱它的时候，它是首好歌。
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! Y0 C6 A( t) `0 ^0 i) n% ZYou’re like a little hamster trying to be a tiger.
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4 L1 r% Q/ x6 r& }$ M+ P你就像一只想做大老虎的小仓鼠。
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, S) @' f5 w7 l/ J3 H3 b% nI think you looked as if you were half-asleep throughout the song.
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+ B5 N% O/ a; ?) X, f. L/ s8 P你唱歌的时候，看起来处在半睡眠状态。

I couldn't understand a single word. ... You could have been singing in Norwegian.
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% {; _$ b9 g# U" ^' F, u我一个字也听不懂，你大概在用挪威语演唱吧。

. P( ]: V5 R* u4 D! G* B1 NImagine 22 horses and a donkey (racing), you just wouldn't stand a chance.

想象一下，一头驴与22匹马赛跑，你一点机会都没有。
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2 O! V( y6 m9 O$ xIt's like you were drunk. I'm not talking one or two bottles, I'm talking a crate.
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9 Z0 U7 K# w5 f. G0 v0 n- N+ g你好像喝多了。我说的可不是一、两瓶，而是一箱那么多。

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