美国偶像评委经典损人语录

Eric.Sun

美国唱歌选秀节目《美国偶像（American Idol）》的麻辣评委西蒙·考威尔向来以损人不带脏字著称，今天我们就来总结总结他那些经典的损人语录。
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! F4 J9 D' u9 b6 ~3 u! M/ UIt sounded like cats jumping off the Empire State Building.
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听上去像一只猫从帝国大厦跳下来。

7 r/ i% ?! r, }) v$ }# [I'm going to reach out with a hook if you don't shut up.

8 n3 b; J8 f7 C如果你再不闭嘴，我就向里面甩个鱼钩。
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That was extraordinary. Unfortunately, extraordinary bad!
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你的表演很特别。不幸的是，特别地差劲。

You have just invented a new form of torture.

! \8 `" V6 v$ P/ Q$ T2 w你发明了一种折磨人的新手段。

If you had lived 2,000 years ago and sung like that, I think they would have stoned you.
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如果你生活在2000年前， 唱成这样，人们会向你扔石头。

There's only so much punishment a human can take. I can't take anymore.

人类能承受的惩罚是有限的，我再也无法忍受了。

You killed my favorite.

我最喜欢的歌曲被你糟蹋了。

2 A, i8 a( L( Y' H$ L5 YIt is a beautiful song when you're not singing it.

- k* i! ?: r4 _& q, n你不唱它的时候，它是首好歌。
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: f# [- p) X7 u# l/ R( YYou’re like a little hamster trying to be a tiger.
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你就像一只想做大老虎的小仓鼠。

I think you looked as if you were half-asleep throughout the song.

你唱歌的时候，看起来处在半睡眠状态。
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" U0 c! k6 \2 ^I couldn't understand a single word. ... You could have been singing in Norwegian.

我一个字也听不懂，你大概在用挪威语演唱吧。

: X# U6 x2 y$ |+ N9 e% ^/ ~Imagine 22 horses and a donkey (racing), you just wouldn't stand a chance.
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想象一下，一头驴与22匹马赛跑，你一点机会都没有。
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# F5 \! O$ L% V, Z, v& Z6 ]It's like you were drunk. I'm not talking one or two bottles, I'm talking a crate.

) s- s. K, b5 A1 x6 N你好像喝多了。我说的可不是一、两瓶，而是一箱那么多。

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