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! w' Z' r# i4 O/ z4 y0 HInsult: Every enemy I've met I annihilated!
- C. ?% p- |# ~" oResponse: With your breath, I'm sure they all suffocated.1 K7 x$ l( n& m" a Y
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Insult: You're as repulsive as a monkey in a negligee.% ^2 u- G" S! a9 H$ C: J6 b
Response: I look THAT much like your fiancee?
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Insult: Would you like to be buried or cremated?
5 s/ G; K4 h3 k9 s, S2 k: WResponse: With you around, I'd prefer to be fumigated.
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Insult: Heaven preserve me! You look like something that's died!
" }$ z3 Z3 p8 l2 @8 lResponse: The only way you'll be preserved is in formaldehyde.
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* K, U- ~+ Z: N6 p. dInsult: I'll skewer you like a sow at a buffet.
; k0 N- _2 `: O% @$ _1 R! M5 EResponse: When I'm done with you, you'll be a boneless fillet.5 L; c) E1 A, Z* C; V; h
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Insult: Killing you would be justifiable homicide!
/ q# p; f7 L& X2 l5 B, ~$ P% fResponse: Then killing you must be justifiable fungicide.
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# i0 c- \8 J6 I/ u0 uInsult: En garde! Touche! . h+ d9 _2 z; A1 L# Z
Response: Oh, that is so cliche.- y( [' W9 [. n* e( D
1 _- \5 K. `* ]8 v: c7 gInsult: Throughout the Caribbean my great deeds are celebrated!+ f" }3 V" W' P: t/ V \
Response: Too bad they're fabricated.4 d/ r8 y! O8 z" p5 c3 ^+ K. B
2 e( v3 l# Y8 e QInsult: When your father first saw you, he must have been mortified.( Q R& P6 t8 X" q; F/ Y& ?8 q
Response: At least mine can be identified.3 F: s2 Z% ~" i, `, H
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Insult: You can't match my witty repartee!
! G% F5 ^8 Q( c* qResponse: I could, if you would use some breath spray.
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Insult: I can't rest until you've been exterminated!: |6 y) s6 ^8 P# }
Response: Then perhaps you should switch to decaffeinated.
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* R' l3 U7 q" U8 x" E4 `" tInsult: You're the ugliest monster ever created!, w& e. R+ _' E! r) @: K3 Y$ V
Response: If you don't count all the one you've dated.! s' B: ?! w5 ~0 E/ l+ Z
, Y( ?5 [6 _- @% |- JInsult: I'll leave you devastated, mutilated and perforated.
! l* o( f6 Q5 A: c6 p+ ~% Z; UResponse: Your odor alone makes me aggravated, agitated and infuriated.
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Insult: Coming face to face with me must leave you petrified.
" M$ I/ s7 L* h- RResponse: Is that your face? I thought it was your backside.! U6 |8 I: B6 a w' t4 w9 a6 A& m
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Insult: I'll hound you night and day!
& e$ L5 @, F1 c, fResponse: Then be a good boy. Sit. Stay!
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Insult: I have never seen such clumsy swordplay!
4 X% I, K/ l; `7 a( f) k+ j# BResponse: You would have, but you're always running away.! V1 Y: x: T5 P: |
+ [0 P* P' g& WRottingham船长0 [ K: t: j, n! u5 k/ z
+ l. r' V! b; HInsult: My attacks have left entire islands depopulated!- f% K) G+ g2 Q( W6 _9 h! Y
Response: With your breath, I'm sure they all suffocated.2 i- O. z- Y2 `' G5 |) M* ]3 b( r @
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Insult: You have the sex appeal of a Shar-Pei.
% A/ r. w' U% F7 I, K$ u+ uResponse: I look THAT much like your fiancee?! {5 d+ M* y- S3 @- Z& c) F. d- s
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Insult: I give you a choice. You can be gutted, or decapitated! V+ S+ I3 B, m* R. g7 f( `8 i! p
Response: With you around, I'd prefer to be fumigated.
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Insult: Nothing on this earth can save your sorry hide!+ C# B$ M; X- r5 h; G
Response: The only way you'll be preserved is in formaldehyde.
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Insult: Your lips look like they belong on the catch of the day!+ I0 A) C# v+ E5 ~
Response: When I'm done with you, you'll be a boneless fillet.% C! t1 w8 D4 P
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Insult: When I'm done, your body will be rotted and putrefied!7 A1 A) O3 c8 h7 O
Response: Then killing you must be justifiable fungicide.& u' G% C8 J1 j1 }0 n+ m1 V2 y
/ j" v4 B! \4 \( O* BInsult: Your mother wears a toupee!
5 s6 a5 Z, R1 W' d/ _Response: Oh, that is so cliche., p4 f U* p! G' g
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Insult: My skills with a sword are highly venerated.
2 d4 v$ h. x D2 hResponse: Too bad they're fabricated.
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# x" |0 U1 v, V% q$ YInsult: You're a disgrace to your species, you're so undignified!# L1 @' L6 a8 I! a2 {0 n% x5 L/ y* ?
Response: At least mine can be identified.0 p+ {, c& i q, l5 V: b9 M- n
# j/ s9 K# H% [. Y- u6 r0 K" PInsult: Nothing can stop me from blowing you away!! W# j+ F) j9 J4 V! J
Response: I could, if you would use some breath spray.! a8 O% j3 i9 F2 q" x8 }
. |) i; m" P4 |3 |/ y! ^Insult: Your stench would make an outhouse cleaner irritated!2 x+ c' y/ o. m$ P b0 |* {8 `
Response: Then perhaps you should switch to decaffeinated.
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Insult: Your looks would make pigs nauseated.' E' A# w; t* ^2 M1 d" ?9 W
Response: If you don't count all the one you've dated.$ M- J0 G6 {+ v1 M0 C
: f# ?! @3 l" XInsult: I can't tell which of my traits has you the most intimidated.
5 W7 y. x& c" T3 c) L+ aResponse: Your odor alone makes me aggravated, agitated and infuriated.
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Insult: Never before have I faced someone so sissified.
! a ?# J9 I3 H: l8 CResponse: Is that your face? I thought it was your backside.7 J) X# p# K# k( [
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Insult: Sometimes I am dogged and relentless to my prey!- ?! Y9 `, F6 F+ H+ Z) R
Response: Then be a good boy. Sit. Stay! ; K, v, f8 o5 a( e
o l y) v8 x6 a1 w' W8 F- p8 iInsult: I have never lost a melee!. Z6 J! G" L- S" E1 O. S: g
Response: You would have, but you're always running away.$ t; F8 ?- a) {8 P
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繁中版（“Q”是普通海盗，“羅”是羅丁漢船長）：* w3 o. }( g' M0 e
Q :我所遇過的每一個敵人，都已經到西天野餐去了。
" Q4 u# U: `, V6 `: k羅:我的攻擊讓整個島群人口驟減。. r# G: L( v1 u
A :在你的口臭之下，我相信他們全都窒息了。2 {5 d. w. ~: r. U4 z( b
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Q :你就像一隻穿著衣服的猴子一樣令人生厭。
2 ]* S- u" M4 H+ L* T羅:你對Shar-Pei倒是很有吸引力。
5 F, a- T8 J( _3 [. p6 b" yA :我看起來真的那麼像你的未婚妻嗎？
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4 f5 ^/ k" r( w- [/ J8 u& mQ :我要像叉自助餐裡的豬肉那樣叉死你。/ ]4 J7 e4 t! R0 }! g
羅:你的雙唇看起來就好比每天的大減價商品一樣。
6 m9 }. f5 x) Q$ FA :當我把你解決之後你將會是一塊去骨的上肉。
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Q :我會蹂躪你，使你殘廢全身穿孔。
4 w9 B. H9 m- n; K6 v% D8 @6 zA :你的味道讓我呼吸困難、情緒激動、無法忍受。$ g* G5 a6 r1 u/ v' U
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Q :老天！饒了我吧！你看來活著和死的沒甚麼兩樣。
8 K& _5 S$ ?2 \) T* y羅:在這個地球上沒有一處是你容身之所。
; y& h o% [+ ~" X7 `A :唯一能把你保留下來的方法就是泡在甲醛裡。2 u7 e" k7 g# }- F
" H9 U9 y4 ]0 f9 t8 z1 QQ :準備接招！
5 b/ m( S9 ]) ^0 x0 l1 y) F( g; S4 z" {羅:你娘戴著假髮。! E- T5 n6 G& Z# \
A :哦！真是老招。% i5 @# K+ d: r
! s7 [2 Y7 G6 }9 K6 I+ B, X; ^1 NQ :和我面對面一定讓你嚇呆了吧！7 r, I$ \- _2 s7 ]& i
A :那是你的臉嗎我還以為是你的屁股。
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Q :你是趕不上我機智的對答的。
" F9 e" s6 Z, a* Q羅:我一口氣就能把你吹走誰也不能阻止。
" ^+ a( ]' l" A; z9 FA :如果你能用一點口齒芳香劑的話我倒還可以忍受。
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Q :到你死之前我都不會休息。' ^9 o0 x' x* y, Z2 s
A :那麼或許你可以試試不含咖啡因的東西。
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7 u4 |( c: d6 O! DQ :當你父親第一眼看見你時，他一定感到很後悔。
7 h% d+ ]6 K: G4 n+ Z2 S羅:你是你那種族的恥辱啊！你連一點威嚴都沒有。
: {, c+ `0 _3 h& z# O" k6 ^A :至少我的還可以確認。
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Q :我會從早到晚大聲罵你。
7 e6 N# P8 {+ T6 Y! Y, W羅:你會發現我對獵物既執著又無情。2 M' {' |# [+ c+ _
A :那就當條好狗坐下留在這裡。) x7 W, `3 }% L
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Q :我偉大的功勳馳名整個加勒比海。, Z3 W3 X, ^/ B8 H3 i- D0 [. f* {+ U
羅:我的劍術受到高度崇拜。0 d, [" m" [! G2 n, _
A :很不幸它們全都是捏造的。 |
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