猴岛3
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普通海盗; `; M. d s1 M# K
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Insult: Every enemy I've met I annihilated!
) i0 k$ t- |: y! [( h. S$ rResponse: With your breath, I'm sure they all suffocated.
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' p" J# B, d# s( B. D9 {8 `Insult: You're as repulsive as a monkey in a negligee.6 e! s4 P. }, Q; T6 T( e! a6 t6 N& Y
Response: I look THAT much like your fiancee?1 a, o5 A# k0 X
; P" h( _ b6 t4 x7 Q: `Insult: Would you like to be buried or cremated?
. Y- x/ f& f3 YResponse: With you around, I'd prefer to be fumigated.( l5 K$ i& W1 A7 M
8 V* U. `! L& M3 `Insult: Heaven preserve me! You look like something that's died!
! g3 V4 m; ?/ v9 \# H% W4 MResponse: The only way you'll be preserved is in formaldehyde.
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Insult: I'll skewer you like a sow at a buffet.
0 {) N1 c% \1 D7 B2 MResponse: When I'm done with you, you'll be a boneless fillet.1 Y1 t/ h" O, V( i
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Insult: Killing you would be justifiable homicide!2 ^- H/ d$ F6 X k, r, _
Response: Then killing you must be justifiable fungicide.- x" ]% B' l E: i/ `0 c( e% {
0 N6 l' b3 K0 l5 f( t5 n2 SInsult: En garde! Touche!
' w) h4 U5 R. _9 cResponse: Oh, that is so cliche.
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, c) Y+ w- t, H. Z9 H$ oInsult: Throughout the Caribbean my great deeds are celebrated!! L7 l E* f ^3 {9 w' R3 T
Response: Too bad they're fabricated.
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Insult: When your father first saw you, he must have been mortified." n. @( h: s. D% t
Response: At least mine can be identified. r1 U( T c' ~3 `/ e# V
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Insult: You can't match my witty repartee!: R: o( {; g& Y* f
Response: I could, if you would use some breath spray.
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- S# t* ?' T: i6 E1 R* }Insult: I can't rest until you've been exterminated!
) O" v" t+ ~1 Z3 W- L* W) nResponse: Then perhaps you should switch to decaffeinated.
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$ b$ s) i ~( N. n: kInsult: You're the ugliest monster ever created!% q% [- w; t9 Z4 d# N
Response: If you don't count all the one you've dated.- x+ i0 h7 P$ d
0 C, B9 n/ K0 G0 ~Insult: I'll leave you devastated, mutilated and perforated.
* a5 Y' L6 H$ e5 BResponse: Your odor alone makes me aggravated, agitated and infuriated.
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8 X0 b, F) T5 P U1 ?6 W) L+ ~Insult: Coming face to face with me must leave you petrified.# H- J* U" f: R. X% ?' |
Response: Is that your face? I thought it was your backside.3 L! k4 B% X% q
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Insult: I'll hound you night and day!
# o( i/ @& D9 O5 nResponse: Then be a good boy. Sit. Stay! + J# Y& V3 @* t; p& R7 `0 Z ~
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Insult: I have never seen such clumsy swordplay!
( m2 g% s( B4 m( }4 [( FResponse: You would have, but you're always running away.
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Rottingham船长
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Insult: My attacks have left entire islands depopulated!/ V9 @" A; }: s) X2 [! b
Response: With your breath, I'm sure they all suffocated.
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. n" m7 d9 X8 ~+ \# T: M' Y" qInsult: You have the sex appeal of a Shar-Pei.# O7 `' |$ i" `* R% l+ E% D
Response: I look THAT much like your fiancee?- }1 F( @ X, T' w& y% K U& y
1 B( A' O* e0 s1 WInsult: I give you a choice. You can be gutted, or decapitated!
4 o5 }. |. Q+ h. `; h( f- p) Q4 nResponse: With you around, I'd prefer to be fumigated.
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: R5 s" Q6 l( g2 T" ]# x* X) mInsult: Nothing on this earth can save your sorry hide!% g; y j( I. o! e7 }
Response: The only way you'll be preserved is in formaldehyde.
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Insult: Your lips look like they belong on the catch of the day!
6 |3 F& Q v; I* x9 OResponse: When I'm done with you, you'll be a boneless fillet., @, k1 K Z: U1 U8 e
% _9 W( x0 O) K; NInsult: When I'm done, your body will be rotted and putrefied!8 {: Y* i6 ^* F& E1 b' ?
Response: Then killing you must be justifiable fungicide.
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Insult: Your mother wears a toupee!
: R5 d3 m( D( A+ v" R6 \Response: Oh, that is so cliche.# J& ^0 \/ ^' v: s
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Insult: My skills with a sword are highly venerated.$ p/ Y5 e- m. G6 W2 a5 s
Response: Too bad they're fabricated.
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Insult: You're a disgrace to your species, you're so undignified!
1 k$ O- D3 u' G3 r: IResponse: At least mine can be identified.( n0 C0 V4 m- e3 F' j- P
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Insult: Nothing can stop me from blowing you away!/ }0 R3 l6 u( N0 E7 f8 ~
Response: I could, if you would use some breath spray. _ i" B6 A; p+ [
; A# {% f- F* x" x H2 kInsult: Your stench would make an outhouse cleaner irritated!
6 p0 ^" @- ?3 f* m. C3 ]Response: Then perhaps you should switch to decaffeinated.# W: U2 @2 O2 s' r% w" z" T
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Insult: Your looks would make pigs nauseated.: I0 s7 w; x0 `% L. V6 V
Response: If you don't count all the one you've dated.
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6 g0 y! \) q* J7 X% a6 _2 H9 kInsult: I can't tell which of my traits has you the most intimidated.
) K4 J4 G" E" D2 T1 P1 XResponse: Your odor alone makes me aggravated, agitated and infuriated.5 N( I. @; p% I2 j
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Insult: Never before have I faced someone so sissified. T# x i6 `9 U6 k
Response: Is that your face? I thought it was your backside.
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5 y' `# u: h. s4 _Insult: Sometimes I am dogged and relentless to my prey!% Z: Z$ |: n" a' T4 U; u/ B j7 U8 @
Response: Then be a good boy. Sit. Stay!
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Insult: I have never lost a melee!
+ `1 J! [) o) ?8 VResponse: You would have, but you're always running away.2 i6 V" R7 [3 C6 b2 X+ ~2 X. j: b
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繁中版（“Q”是普通海盗，“羅”是羅丁漢船長）：
5 Q8 U( j- W, S) y: N( g/ cQ :我所遇過的每一個敵人，都已經到西天野餐去了。
' n! b0 v* Z( p2 D羅:我的攻擊讓整個島群人口驟減。2 Q% Y6 [& M+ |6 W8 f( s* P
A :在你的口臭之下，我相信他們全都窒息了。) N4 M( g. m# X- M3 o
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Q :你就像一隻穿著衣服的猴子一樣令人生厭。
2 H( ]/ E; I; \) Z羅:你對Shar-Pei倒是很有吸引力。6 D/ ?, u! v+ d2 ^' \3 I8 n( `
A :我看起來真的那麼像你的未婚妻嗎？
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Q :我要像叉自助餐裡的豬肉那樣叉死你。
" @" x/ ` I# u, `- S$ |: d3 B" d* J& Z羅:你的雙唇看起來就好比每天的大減價商品一樣。# ~ L# }; o' b0 h
A :當我把你解決之後你將會是一塊去骨的上肉。) D( G1 D4 Z, w) ?7 \
. G8 c4 w* l: ?Q :我會蹂躪你，使你殘廢全身穿孔。5 b) b3 X; T: q3 c8 s5 g& d- }' Y
A :你的味道讓我呼吸困難、情緒激動、無法忍受。; E9 e' s9 j" p# L9 r/ z
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Q :老天！饒了我吧！你看來活著和死的沒甚麼兩樣。
2 u8 I5 K* ]" R羅:在這個地球上沒有一處是你容身之所。- T. Z. l5 B- B5 o! w! }% `; `- u
A :唯一能把你保留下來的方法就是泡在甲醛裡。5 ^) w0 R: F! D& h3 J
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Q :準備接招！" z& c0 x, W! L8 x6 z3 m
羅:你娘戴著假髮。) r- t( L9 }; C ~
A :哦！真是老招。
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0 @' B9 B) v; `Q :和我面對面一定讓你嚇呆了吧！
- D+ p- `; [: _/ G, L( P* \4 n" k* V0 pA :那是你的臉嗎我還以為是你的屁股。
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7 W) P2 N9 c5 ~8 y2 CQ :你是趕不上我機智的對答的。/ e; E" d& `0 M' @2 X+ q5 u, T
羅:我一口氣就能把你吹走誰也不能阻止。. P, Q R: t1 k8 k5 A0 ]1 n3 Y- Y
A :如果你能用一點口齒芳香劑的話我倒還可以忍受。, k5 A& Z* c$ }) {. |! m8 \
# M, g- g! U* d& B& V4 ~6 x) sQ :到你死之前我都不會休息。+ {4 j# a- S4 Y
A :那麼或許你可以試試不含咖啡因的東西。
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! M+ ]9 e2 j( G" ?- A4 ~) GQ :當你父親第一眼看見你時，他一定感到很後悔。2 _' t" ]8 P8 J8 B
羅:你是你那種族的恥辱啊！你連一點威嚴都沒有。
; ~- w `/ s3 G' s* ~/ p3 |3 K1 }4 i8 HA :至少我的還可以確認。
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Q :我會從早到晚大聲罵你。
+ O. D; W) I8 d5 C5 y. R1 u羅:你會發現我對獵物既執著又無情。
6 f7 i$ g4 {) Z' S# d2 p: _8 zA :那就當條好狗坐下留在這裡。, u: l1 j7 e$ R1 Y; }8 z0 t
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Q :我偉大的功勳馳名整個加勒比海。. C! p$ |. J& m
羅:我的劍術受到高度崇拜。
- ~" I/ ]/ n0 n- X# VA :很不幸它們全都是捏造的。 |
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