在网上找了半天,终于找到对骂攻略了,贴出来给需要的朋友看看吧^_^* \2 `. X5 H2 L( n1 Y
不过现在不知道还有谁跟我一样才开始玩这个古董哦[s:5]
# Y2 f! \ g7 D# r' y" a5 |% j6 g& K
Fighting the pirates 4 ~+ Z, J/ D; X/ H$ O- g
和海盗对骂
" X% C9 e j5 r6 D8 U" g
0 C9 i6 k( m; M5 g: C, s1 d0 \7 yInsult:1 j& S7 f( Q, f3 i. s4 m' O' E
Comeback: This is the END for you, you gutter-crawling cur!( s' m' P7 K/ W/ ^
And I've got a little TIP for you, get the POINT? 0 W/ A; d9 l u: [
Insult:5 r: E9 B7 v3 }% k
Comeback: Soon you'll be wearing my sword like a shish kebab!
2 e. N y3 V1 E3 a6 A, L. wFirst you better stop waiving it like a feather-duster.
9 Q5 c; _% i; B- e! W$ uInsult:' m5 d! U2 F1 \) U9 L a; R
Comeback: My handkerchief will wipe up your blood!
- J) m7 ~ K/ @# p- W6 y& H+ hSo you got that job as janitor, after all. ! x; M2 x: ^; H
Insult:
( U0 n/ l; B" k- U/ VComeback: People fall at my feet when they see me coming.
; P/ k! U! M& V8 s& r0 Q( iEven BEFORE they smell your breath?
9 z1 d( M- ? P% r8 M! TInsult:4 ]1 `: _ P& n6 T; t2 C( ~/ L
Comeback: I once owned a dog that was smarter then you.
+ v5 k) e5 G& [2 _9 bHe must have taught you everything you know. ' z; H: @5 U$ T+ a% F' m
Insult:+ `; n& y- r, C9 I. i) ]7 _) G
Comeback: You make me want to puke.
" @/ }! T6 e% {2 R! l2 n& bYou make me think somebody already did.
; r( j- q7 z3 {5 A4 ~) vInsult:
1 |9 b1 u6 W2 w5 nComeback: Nobody's ever drawn blood from me and nobody ever will.
% S- {6 y y# T9 v# B# s) t+ e1 VYou run THAT fast?
* y% _: y# T5 r0 Y8 zInsult:4 v( A. I3 L4 D0 U# Y$ u( J! K
Comeback: You fight like a dairy farmer.
; e J! u5 t* I" {( f- x4 OHow appropriate. You fight like a cow.
h8 w& k1 e, QInsult:
5 B+ |; P5 M* Q) Q, R! }; M, a$ l2 HComeback: I got this scar on my face during a mighty struggle!0 H B6 x" D9 n- G. a% {; @# q# T
I hope now you've learned to stop picking your nose.
/ ]9 L; {: Z# ?# B' m6 |1 I6 DInsult:$ P& b7 e8 r5 |# S7 a) r' r( O& O
Comeback: Have you stopped wearing diapers yet?* F, V+ p; r; d8 |2 P
Why, did you want to borrow one? 7 K5 ~( d, d. x: P0 @
Insult:( I" N- P1 G% p- C$ S
Comeback: I've heard you were a contemptible sneak.. G9 A6 E: a5 J. F
Too bad no one's ever heard of YOU at all.
& L6 o. M, \7 t& _/ S! \Insult:
/ w# R7 K8 N2 Z+ H4 N$ u* O) |2 |1 yComeback: You're no match for my brains, you poor fool.
0 G. j- }) ^4 U8 u8 J* zI'd be in real trouble if you ever used them.
0 k A1 n; S% x1 h& vInsult:: i$ p' \- l1 I, V
Comeback: You have the manners of a beggar.- _$ ^" D6 n: Q# H' S
I wanted to make sure you'd feel comfortable with me.
- b; o* s) A& Q6 QInsult:
( b/ s+ s* a2 q5 s% |" SComeback: I'm not going to take your insolence sitting down!
+ b2 O! f2 e1 b5 V ]Your hemorrhoids are flaring up again, eh?
6 \4 S3 u: Y' B- ], x1 a2 @Insult:
# M+ K8 O4 s6 d% r- u. m( eComeback: There are no words for how disgusting you are.; I R; h9 ]4 ]6 C; K% G
Yes there are. You just never learned them.
" x5 s2 K/ s# q SInsult:
9 ?$ G- D* U9 Q9 S# RComeback: I've spoken with apes more polite then you.& O; o8 \% q4 Z+ R; G/ b |* K
I'm glad to hear you attended your family reunion.
, _0 y' O2 o b! R
" @* _3 z% f$ o& uFighting the Sword Master
7 o" K4 }* [! t和Sword Master对骂6 [; N) F! _. X# b( B. d" }( s
! B, T1 U- ~- o
Insult:8 N. h+ e$ g0 {( [2 j0 h3 h1 _
Comeback: I've got a long, sharp lesson for you you to learn today.
: P5 f p8 j# J& |And I've got a little TIP for you. Get the POINT? ?8 K4 z6 U) V
Insult:. j' g$ k$ o8 L' B/ a% u
Comeback: My tongue is sharper then any sword.; G. G4 y5 B& q# V/ U
First you better stop waving it like a feather-duster. , I' o/ U3 \6 l7 P
Insult:
7 C: b6 w- e# V' w$ ]Comeback: My name is feared in every dirty corner of this island!
5 z- S/ Z+ {* g% [4 \( zSo you got that job as janitor, after all.
{: t8 V3 @ t4 V7 pInsult:6 Y1 M. L7 L0 m+ ^' N* \/ P
Comeback: My wisest enemies run away at the first sight of me!, V! a. A* p9 M' K/ e8 _2 d
Even BEFORE they smell your breath?
3 x- u9 ?$ A+ bInsult:
9 b4 ^* Z+ a* @1 h6 r* D3 |0 }Comeback: Only once have I met such a coward!
! v; m- P4 y$ m! M2 }He must have taught you everything you know. 3 s5 c% p' O$ I6 B' S% u
Insult:/ n( c8 ?! w; M* j) U8 @
Comeback: If your brother's like you, better to marry a pig.
/ f- `' H9 U M; S4 Y" R# e( ^: IYou make me think somebody already did. & p4 ]4 H6 j9 V w( \4 e
Insult:6 h9 r# u" Q9 Y$ G- I/ g
Comeback: No one will ever catch ME fighting as badly as you do.
3 R3 r" y+ C7 D. u7 m1 v5 DYou run THAT fast?
- v" d2 l7 `& S2 f- b, nInsult:+ O7 e. n+ k3 u. Y
Comeback: I will milk every drop of blood from your body!
4 x) X* a; L8 z6 X+ l9 o ~8 V. ~How appropriate. You fight like a cow. : I+ h3 \, ?7 D7 t Y e, A
Insult:
! R" ^# L5 }4 |$ K0 ?. N3 QComeback: My last fight ended with my hands covered with blood.& _7 C U5 L& i2 C+ h! k7 F
I hope now you've learned to stop picking your nose.
& e7 z4 T. _8 _3 FInsult:
$ f: e! Z& a/ T& {4 k( A0 H3 bComeback: I hope you have a boat ready for a quick escape.. w/ v0 t: j. r8 ]# w
Why, did you want to borrow one? - }" [( e O# c X# v
Insult:7 e; j0 p: e" \8 w6 p r9 o
Comeback: My sword is famous all over the Caribbean!; v7 k5 q9 U' v( ^" f5 e% {6 M1 @
Too bad no one's ever heard of YOU at all. 2 K2 J8 `% W* c$ Z+ b
Insult:
U D/ d! A- C3 }# I: D* y8 @Comeback: I've got the courage and skill of a master swordsman! u L a+ L& z3 N
I'd be in real trouble if you ever used them. 4 m7 Q" u i! z' l+ C
Insult:
) j8 m3 ~3 y y7 n" Y+ WComeback: Every word you say to me is stupid.& s- Z, X" `' q8 A
I wanted to make sure you'd feel comfortable with me. * a6 }; |$ v( f6 O% ]+ p. Z7 l
Insult:
/ Q. m9 A% i+ I: a4 n4 M& ~Comeback: You are a pain in the backside, sir!1 Z6 | R: x- E0 B# G
Your hemorrhoids are flaring up again, eh? ; L8 f! E; D4 p, V
Insult:
$ |+ e9 G d5 X* j6 OComeback: There are no clever moves that can help you now.- _ B* C% k, n1 K! R" J: M; _; J
Yes there are. You just never learned them.
; l2 s: G f0 t" y) r; o2 m" b. A& ]Insult:* `. D4 ^3 ^1 `, H# A8 B
Comeback: Now I know what filth and stupidity really are.
7 e2 j$ s1 N, KI'm glad to hear you attended your family reunion. ! [$ @. F% c7 X F
Insult:
% M) J; h Y& D+ O' G0 hComeback: I usually see people like you passed-out on tavern floors.' b/ j, H, G) w
Even BEFORE they smell your breath? |