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2 e. a, v( n, A$ z3 |9 Y不过现在不知道还有谁跟我一样才开始玩这个古董哦[s:5]
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Fighting the pirates
$ D+ ]* J" e9 k+ g8 g4 x( N Y和海盗对骂' t4 o5 p) O. W, z+ Z
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* f s* {, Q' X/ ~6 u1 ~/ ]Comeback: This is the END for you, you gutter-crawling cur!+ F8 J. H4 w3 @' g4 B
And I've got a little TIP for you, get the POINT? 0 {) ^; w1 }/ @& w
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Comeback: Soon you'll be wearing my sword like a shish kebab! _6 x. e. A, R* a7 [$ q
First you better stop waiving it like a feather-duster. 7 K- }' ^: n9 H' R1 L9 q% o# v
Insult:
% A4 |. R: s, T; z5 n/ m3 l* AComeback: My handkerchief will wipe up your blood!! m7 I0 ^5 V( v) g) ^* O o% y3 ?
So you got that job as janitor, after all.
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Comeback: People fall at my feet when they see me coming.2 w% T8 ^7 i- T$ Z" a6 g! ~
Even BEFORE they smell your breath? + o! ?2 R( b2 c, w8 Q
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Comeback: I once owned a dog that was smarter then you.* q' L* _7 k2 Q9 T; y e" G
He must have taught you everything you know. " ]9 A4 B1 c% c9 J3 h2 S; q
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Comeback: You make me want to puke.
+ l8 ^* B% P ~7 J: a' cYou make me think somebody already did.
, ~( p6 ]! {3 U6 y7 P5 y* JInsult:
! H) g) R b* T. @! |: W FComeback: Nobody's ever drawn blood from me and nobody ever will.& |& i$ n9 M3 d7 Q
You run THAT fast? % B- H, t( [* L$ \( L# b
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Comeback: You fight like a dairy farmer.2 y0 L/ L" y( V9 i
How appropriate. You fight like a cow. ! ?; G7 L" \3 p
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Comeback: I got this scar on my face during a mighty struggle!1 `8 e2 i; O8 U1 S
I hope now you've learned to stop picking your nose.
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Comeback: Have you stopped wearing diapers yet?3 e$ P8 W% r9 z n( n* a* `- p, b! I5 k
Why, did you want to borrow one?
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Comeback: I've heard you were a contemptible sneak." |4 k/ Y" l! Z% u$ D
Too bad no one's ever heard of YOU at all.
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Comeback: You're no match for my brains, you poor fool.2 K5 A) C/ r% i/ m [8 Y
I'd be in real trouble if you ever used them. d+ X5 q' ^$ U; c+ U
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Comeback: You have the manners of a beggar.! @/ [) o: N6 v d
I wanted to make sure you'd feel comfortable with me. : l, _3 V& F1 {, |, c# Z8 ~
Insult:
/ L1 X+ }2 Q& }) hComeback: I'm not going to take your insolence sitting down!
& u+ A6 C# z8 U% E' r: y6 Q+ mYour hemorrhoids are flaring up again, eh?
/ s6 }3 o; ]0 J( W( q: ]5 M' s* p6 SInsult:
! E# r: C6 S ^/ D# hComeback: There are no words for how disgusting you are.
% k5 N& P& e8 F+ S$ NYes there are. You just never learned them. K' h( d0 J% i8 I$ j5 o3 K- X
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Comeback: I've spoken with apes more polite then you.
* I; c a; R1 s- XI'm glad to hear you attended your family reunion. $ b3 _( J) o+ d( ^: D
0 B8 v; v* M- W8 X8 N$ ^Fighting the Sword Master
+ \2 t' B, X' v/ ]- h( v8 L' p和Sword Master对骂6 j" L- I; x- u& i& C( P: H
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Comeback: I've got a long, sharp lesson for you you to learn today.
+ ]0 v! Q& \, l6 ]$ e1 h9 {And I've got a little TIP for you. Get the POINT?
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Comeback: My tongue is sharper then any sword.
, i: ~, i& S" i# G! wFirst you better stop waving it like a feather-duster. 3 ^/ N8 L* ~1 [# [& x) Q$ A0 T% w
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Comeback: My name is feared in every dirty corner of this island!
7 Q% X u! N6 A/ B2 Y' I+ DSo you got that job as janitor, after all. ! y9 g1 r# A, ?4 h9 @6 `0 `
Insult:
$ a) {3 u, c7 p8 L$ c( qComeback: My wisest enemies run away at the first sight of me!- r, @1 q& R3 X; ]1 j, X
Even BEFORE they smell your breath?
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Comeback: Only once have I met such a coward!$ W) v+ q4 |7 W3 K
He must have taught you everything you know. + ~8 k1 I8 Q4 E" j3 T- D- ?" m, v
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Comeback: If your brother's like you, better to marry a pig.
6 |: B/ o% f2 U2 v/ p: H2 f$ FYou make me think somebody already did.
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Comeback: No one will ever catch ME fighting as badly as you do.& p$ ]% d* u% k- R7 z# b4 j
You run THAT fast? ! b; }! A( M+ D+ x7 k
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Comeback: I will milk every drop of blood from your body!3 c8 p1 N" P7 \% E) F7 d
How appropriate. You fight like a cow. 6 j* c! u& K" ]" D3 l
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! U6 W1 Q" q7 r& C. E2 m% @Comeback: My last fight ended with my hands covered with blood.$ V; G9 u0 ^8 U- `. c9 k
I hope now you've learned to stop picking your nose. 2 D' ?0 S* d6 Y/ d
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Comeback: I hope you have a boat ready for a quick escape.( l9 o2 }4 {- V* t- l% G) n
Why, did you want to borrow one? " U4 b; X8 y" J4 C8 E- h
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0 L5 m) }+ A, o1 g+ S; m: HComeback: My sword is famous all over the Caribbean!
: p" P" n, l- z0 y' g( Q3 f9 _+ JToo bad no one's ever heard of YOU at all. ' C! x* r9 | h
Insult:
; s! a) ^" U/ DComeback: I've got the courage and skill of a master swordsman!
. M& i. E |" s1 ^! @' OI'd be in real trouble if you ever used them.
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5 z. S8 x. ~5 I! CComeback: Every word you say to me is stupid.
9 E7 w4 x' [6 M4 H yI wanted to make sure you'd feel comfortable with me. % ~6 C9 ~" p4 E$ h& h
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: q2 X& |# P/ q0 ~+ b3 d1 GComeback: You are a pain in the backside, sir!2 c7 M: j6 C: V2 b
Your hemorrhoids are flaring up again, eh? ) W) F9 }6 v6 }: @4 ~
Insult:
' ^, s4 B4 {+ H! T7 w" \. MComeback: There are no clever moves that can help you now.
# w, p. o1 Y; p1 v: v8 t3 f3 k; K2 {Yes there are. You just never learned them. : D! f' f8 U6 ]- w( _. U0 ?
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Comeback: Now I know what filth and stupidity really are.
+ b4 G: f1 L0 Y7 N& ?) ~+ F2 gI'm glad to hear you attended your family reunion.
2 X0 g/ `' ?. n* XInsult:
7 d' {4 {: Q" i7 |7 qComeback: I usually see people like you passed-out on tavern floors., d7 X2 R) F& ^. P8 E! x
Even BEFORE they smell your breath? |