猴岛小英雄与海盗、大剑师对骂攻略

mxjmyxzww999

这个也是老版的，看看～～～

Fighting the pirates  
与海盗对骂
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9 B. U. \* _; P  yInsult:
# b  [( W9 R; E6 j1 E1 v" LComeback:  This is the END for you, you gutter-crawling cur!
And I've got a little TIP for you, get the POINT?  
/ w' u* C9 Z5 e4 N# qInsult:
$ l9 ]# v6 u7 M/ MComeback:  Soon you'll be wearing my sword like a shish kebab!
First you better stop waiving it like a feather-duster.  
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3 e. w1 u6 j9 a: Y  |Comeback:  My handkerchief will wipe up your blood!
So you got that job as janitor, after all.  
Insult:
Comeback:  People fall at my feet when they see me coming.
Even BEFORE they smell your breath?  
7 f4 j) @- X3 N% w# _" }6 x& H" IInsult:
Comeback:  I once owned a dog that was smarter then you.
5 X/ d/ L$ W& m+ U/ b* _He must have taught you everything you know.  
& K' ^8 r' J8 F* w* v+ q) _( [Insult:
Comeback:  You make me want to puke.
4 U  N, y7 c8 S3 G! aYou make me think somebody already did.  
Insult:
  [/ Q' H& {2 m: SComeback:  Nobody's ever drawn blood from me and nobody ever will.
- g5 K* j- D, w$ T" u$ f! o% S5 wYou run THAT fast?  
7 P( X3 U* V: H% y; L9 lInsult:
Comeback:  You fight like a dairy farmer.
* r( k: g1 i6 b4 PHow appropriate. You fight like a cow.  
Insult:
; S: z0 b& s5 I8 k0 [3 }Comeback:  I got this scar on my face during a mighty struggle!
5 g7 l8 f% G- l6 b. _" G0 Q1 v& @I hope now you've learned to stop picking your nose.  
8 ^% k6 K# S0 w4 k, [& LInsult:
Comeback:  Have you stopped wearing diapers yet?
! o* X! X6 R+ x4 }* U: WWhy, did you want to borrow one?  
Insult:
6 o. x. X5 ?2 NComeback:  I've heard you were a contemptible sneak.
2 h5 n4 p9 h8 Z1 }& Y" M) bToo bad no one's ever heard of YOU at all.  
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' c0 E/ m' ^0 b% J5 A# C/ b7 dComeback:  You're no match for my brains, you poor fool.
I'd be in real trouble if you ever used them.  
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& [% ^7 a) p, _; l9 u5 l" _! hComeback:  You have the manners of a beggar.
5 E9 |' a8 m! J/ m- }) u& w  v$ A, kI wanted to make sure you'd feel comfortable with me.  
Insult:
Comeback:  I'm not going to take your insolence sitting down!
Your hemorrhoids are flaring up again, eh?  
; X; B: j- E, q% ^) D. N1 Q, lInsult:
  k/ D& q5 |: b7 N( x. pComeback:  There are no words for how disgusting you are.
Yes there are. You just never learned them.  
Insult:
. F. {6 ?2 p9 t3 G0 iComeback:  I've spoken with apes more polite then you.
. ]  Z8 @' `% N1 T% q" HI'm glad to hear you attended your family reunion.  
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! t' W: A# R6 ?: {" R. k4 z% i  d' mFighting the Sword Master  
与大剑师对骂
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; b* _- O9 i. l& I2 H% KInsult:
9 M& h5 X5 K2 f+ NComeback:  I've got a long, sharp lesson for you you to learn today.
And I've got a little TIP for you. Get the POINT?  
Insult:
5 p0 w: v& B1 E$ \! iComeback:  My tongue is sharper then any sword.
First you better stop waving it like a feather-duster.  
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% D) e' F2 A4 VComeback:  My name is feared in every dirty corner of this island!
So you got that job as janitor, after all.  
8 R% y; i% j  F8 M# i4 FInsult:
Comeback:  My wisest enemies run away at the first sight of me!
Even BEFORE they smell your breath?  
0 g! w: A: m1 C5 v2 xInsult:
( s0 H, Z6 `, ~8 {& X0 H# ^Comeback:  Only once have I met such a coward!
" b5 ^, U& m* O- o& ?He must have taught you everything you know.  
Insult:
Comeback:  If your brother's like you, better to marry a pig.
You make me think somebody already did.  
3 h  y8 a4 L4 Q$ z% FInsult:
+ ?! w- H# G9 ^% F) e" nComeback:  No one will ever catch ME fighting as badly as you do.
% V! x" V* Z! e  {; KYou run THAT fast?  
! M. \* a; f. \( z$ c9 J) ?& B* \Insult:
Comeback:  I will milk every drop of blood from your body!
How appropriate. You fight like a cow.  
Insult:
/ o- z# R2 q& {; ^: k) c- EComeback:  My last fight ended with my hands covered with blood.
9 C6 H3 Q6 l! U( bI hope now you've learned to stop picking your nose.  
Insult:
Comeback:  I hope you have a boat ready for a quick escape.
Why, did you want to borrow one?  
: e" ]$ j* G1 w$ `' Y$ R" N+ K5 L2 WInsult:
Comeback:  My sword is famous all over the Caribbean!
9 w6 ?5 [* [8 p: ]3 dToo bad no one's ever heard of YOU at all.  
3 c. z+ v: R. I! ~3 t8 DInsult:
Comeback:  I've got the courage and skill of a master swordsman!
! |- r. r4 m5 ^- u6 u- mI'd be in real trouble if you ever used them.  
Insult:
Comeback:  Every word you say to me is stupid.
6 [9 }' B2 Q& `7 rI wanted to make sure you'd feel comfortable with me.  
Insult:
2 H# n) {3 t( Q# }& |. cComeback:  You are a pain in the backside, sir!
" v6 d- s5 \& z( j' n0 S5 u5 rYour hemorrhoids are flaring up again, eh?  
, c. w+ p6 k# @- t3 |; V* R. aInsult:
Comeback:  There are no clever moves that can help you now.
$ m! D  U* J3 m+ I4 L! F0 P8 XYes there are. You just never learned them.  
Insult:
5 g" S& g2 q, p6 wComeback:  Now I know what filth and stupidity really are.
I'm glad to hear you attended your family reunion.  
4 ~' {; w) z0 S" U# QInsult:
Comeback:  I usually see people like you passed-out on tavern floors.
Even BEFORE they smell your breath?

mxjmyxzww999

自己顶一下^_^

yanzhiren1

引用第1楼mxjmyxzww999于2009-07-30 09:35发表的  :
4 R; l1 \3 Q8 k& n4 I5 J6 ]) T自己顶一下^_^

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问题是在哪能学到这些反击呢？

hll3200

在与路上碰到的海盗的一次又一次的战斗实践中习得

liyonggame

这个要那个本子记的，没有听过的选项不会出现，只能一点一点跟海盗们学

雪代缘

這篇攻略很實用，支持一下，追憶猴島小英雄。