猴岛小英雄与海盗、大剑师对骂攻略

mxjmyxzww999

这个也是老版的，看看～～～
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, W9 E, I# F, h0 P0 {5 p& O! MFighting the pirates  
& |  C5 l. B; o与海盗对骂

! u  o2 q1 ?, }" B( WInsult:
Comeback:  This is the END for you, you gutter-crawling cur!
And I've got a little TIP for you, get the POINT?  
* i; g1 u" c; b3 X7 O0 BInsult:
Comeback:  Soon you'll be wearing my sword like a shish kebab!
First you better stop waiving it like a feather-duster.  
' D  P5 L# {9 bInsult:
Comeback:  My handkerchief will wipe up your blood!
So you got that job as janitor, after all.  
+ U3 w* f8 b* x& ?Insult:
Comeback:  People fall at my feet when they see me coming.
9 u0 G& g3 C2 J8 F4 d8 dEven BEFORE they smell your breath?  
  y$ ^; f4 ?) T$ M5 x& ZInsult:
Comeback:  I once owned a dog that was smarter then you.
He must have taught you everything you know.  
Insult:
' X/ Z, l0 s! ~, Y) k9 EComeback:  You make me want to puke.
You make me think somebody already did.  
8 `$ w8 S& p1 m: e) ~$ EInsult:
Comeback:  Nobody's ever drawn blood from me and nobody ever will.
4 }- |$ Z  s9 e; u5 zYou run THAT fast?  
Insult:
Comeback:  You fight like a dairy farmer.
8 {6 F" h. g0 l/ Z8 r$ @How appropriate. You fight like a cow.  
! J! N: h2 l3 n- ]) k4 i9 C" R# ZInsult:
: T' E; {4 d# e" mComeback:  I got this scar on my face during a mighty struggle!
0 q$ f/ @4 K+ @2 `! x4 `1 l" [. p- [I hope now you've learned to stop picking your nose.  
5 B& Q/ }: _  M( QInsult:
8 T3 g- E! K: o. Y; W$ u2 {Comeback:  Have you stopped wearing diapers yet?
Why, did you want to borrow one?  
Insult:
Comeback:  I've heard you were a contemptible sneak.
Too bad no one's ever heard of YOU at all.  
Insult:
& W. ?' r/ `! V4 E. y1 }Comeback:  You're no match for my brains, you poor fool.
I'd be in real trouble if you ever used them.  
Insult:
* U2 H: c1 v3 x4 PComeback:  You have the manners of a beggar.
* U, m! m$ g9 N* x- W" ?I wanted to make sure you'd feel comfortable with me.  
Insult:
Comeback:  I'm not going to take your insolence sitting down!
. B; a1 A, L9 R# o: YYour hemorrhoids are flaring up again, eh?  
Insult:
Comeback:  There are no words for how disgusting you are.
Yes there are. You just never learned them.  
4 e0 U/ G/ m& f: G  `3 d( VInsult:
( b8 y7 Y( }' @; e% z7 _Comeback:  I've spoken with apes more polite then you.
$ j0 e8 O& ]# [1 FI'm glad to hear you attended your family reunion.  
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. e5 z3 f- v! `  O7 B* U  ~Fighting the Sword Master  
, m& t1 y( }5 r' {与大剑师对骂

Insult:
, h+ B* E% U% x7 ], }( lComeback:  I've got a long, sharp lesson for you you to learn today.
3 `4 v0 I+ l, ?, O: H( U3 S) wAnd I've got a little TIP for you. Get the POINT?  
Insult:
/ P+ S( K. B* WComeback:  My tongue is sharper then any sword.
5 ]. l: k- Q3 S& E  W- @" `First you better stop waving it like a feather-duster.  
Insult:
Comeback:  My name is feared in every dirty corner of this island!
So you got that job as janitor, after all.  
Insult:
Comeback:  My wisest enemies run away at the first sight of me!
Even BEFORE they smell your breath?  
Insult:
3 {8 g# v9 r7 Y6 nComeback:  Only once have I met such a coward!
He must have taught you everything you know.  
2 D+ F+ k% m/ S8 g" P$ Q/ [0 \8 ~9 DInsult:
Comeback:  If your brother's like you, better to marry a pig.
* g* d4 C. f5 ?You make me think somebody already did.  
! H$ Y) i, b) N3 R: F9 `Insult:
  e3 l$ t; d  ~/ Y0 `Comeback:  No one will ever catch ME fighting as badly as you do.
( d4 p. l% P2 c' ^# C% ^You run THAT fast?  
Insult:
. G) K6 [7 w( q% X4 JComeback:  I will milk every drop of blood from your body!
How appropriate. You fight like a cow.  
! E  S6 Q; X+ F1 s) x& ?7 w" NInsult:
Comeback:  My last fight ended with my hands covered with blood.
I hope now you've learned to stop picking your nose.  
Insult:
Comeback:  I hope you have a boat ready for a quick escape.
9 L& m8 j& l! LWhy, did you want to borrow one?  
  o& W- e; U, W$ p, DInsult:
; j( T7 q) @: k+ E  g1 \& vComeback:  My sword is famous all over the Caribbean!
Too bad no one's ever heard of YOU at all.  
& q  c$ s. S! h. w. ]0 xInsult:
. ]: ~/ p; a6 c$ w5 o+ B) f1 l3 b; gComeback:  I've got the courage and skill of a master swordsman!
I'd be in real trouble if you ever used them.  
4 L' E# O7 `5 M8 U, GInsult:
' f; t6 k2 D; f$ X8 w' L7 OComeback:  Every word you say to me is stupid.
1 W( {1 `6 I# U& PI wanted to make sure you'd feel comfortable with me.  
$ Q- A" ~  l1 V2 h5 e0 EInsult:
Comeback:  You are a pain in the backside, sir!
Your hemorrhoids are flaring up again, eh?  
Insult:
* e! x% R# m/ y9 M8 JComeback:  There are no clever moves that can help you now.
' |  D* w- V& i: UYes there are. You just never learned them.  
Insult:
3 L9 j/ }4 `3 o3 s# d9 o6 ~Comeback:  Now I know what filth and stupidity really are.
. z/ p0 Z0 f- i/ I) EI'm glad to hear you attended your family reunion.  
Insult:
8 ^( @/ M7 a& g+ |1 gComeback:  I usually see people like you passed-out on tavern floors.
, A* v- k; X1 M6 C. X4 r3 \Even BEFORE they smell your breath?

mxjmyxzww999

自己顶一下^_^

yanzhiren1

引用第1楼mxjmyxzww999于2009-07-30 09:35发表的  :
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4 n5 M4 t8 e9 u2 q9 z问题是在哪能学到这些反击呢？

hll3200

在与路上碰到的海盗的一次又一次的战斗实践中习得

liyonggame

这个要那个本子记的，没有听过的选项不会出现，只能一点一点跟海盗们学

雪代缘

這篇攻略很實用，支持一下，追憶猴島小英雄。