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9 j- o1 p3 B# x8 iInsult: Every enemy I've met I annihilated!
+ Z+ K5 D/ \3 q" T$ h" KResponse: With your breath, I'm sure they all suffocated.
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Insult: You're as repulsive as a monkey in a negligee.
1 ]& z5 M! a; f& @8 pResponse: I look THAT much like your fiancee?
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Insult: Would you like to be buried or cremated?1 J$ z& ~' i" W0 c8 R7 }8 Z) j2 V
Response: With you around, I'd prefer to be fumigated.; B& T/ G3 T0 E; S% D7 T
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Insult: Heaven preserve me! You look like something that's died!
8 f4 {! H; h& Z5 z: U2 E, oResponse: The only way you'll be preserved is in formaldehyde.
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% a6 y* O5 V* a/ YInsult: I'll skewer you like a sow at a buffet.: e% M9 r+ b5 [5 s0 V
Response: When I'm done with you, you'll be a boneless fillet.- U* U l# L# i9 |7 m
0 I) g' x. R* |0 l' w+ YInsult: Killing you would be justifiable homicide!) k$ y1 q& G5 }% L% [
Response: Then killing you must be justifiable fungicide.! F [' k/ f5 e& s' k) c
( t9 h' K( l+ t6 yInsult: En garde! Touche!
" |% c; N4 R/ P! n7 r" p) o( uResponse: Oh, that is so cliche.
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0 d. S. h- [9 N4 h# b7 _1 ~Insult: Throughout the Caribbean my great deeds are celebrated!8 z8 l* G; [4 d4 l1 \+ @: y, P
Response: Too bad they're fabricated.
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2 m$ `; ~. b$ ~0 gInsult: When your father first saw you, he must have been mortified.) P+ _ |! X& a
Response: At least mine can be identified.
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Insult: You can't match my witty repartee!: E* X. I( b" o8 T9 b! U0 o
Response: I could, if you would use some breath spray.
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Insult: I can't rest until you've been exterminated!4 f7 ^, ~3 ?! A b: U
Response: Then perhaps you should switch to decaffeinated.% }& d- g+ q/ ~0 T6 r3 Q
- X! [0 m3 X M+ zInsult: You're the ugliest monster ever created!6 M5 x7 @' X# o1 C
Response: If you don't count all the one you've dated.
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* W$ v: b# a8 B3 o! @* ^3 V( x( `Insult: I'll leave you devastated, mutilated and perforated.3 M4 r0 @; F N0 t7 A
Response: Your odor alone makes me aggravated, agitated and infuriated.- O" m5 r& c, \: e# V% v2 E
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Insult: Coming face to face with me must leave you petrified.+ w% E& N& C" u$ w
Response: Is that your face? I thought it was your backside.
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/ R# N: X b! a3 MInsult: I'll hound you night and day!/ G! f3 \2 v& @. P0 A
Response: Then be a good boy. Sit. Stay!
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Insult: I have never seen such clumsy swordplay!5 M( }4 Q3 P. ^
Response: You would have, but you're always running away.
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Insult: My attacks have left entire islands depopulated!- i. }0 K+ f$ O' {. V5 U
Response: With your breath, I'm sure they all suffocated.; ?' `0 N0 ^. A" |$ K7 M2 M# \4 v% G
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Insult: You have the sex appeal of a Shar-Pei.
( K9 w) l$ Q# t7 T, rResponse: I look THAT much like your fiancee?( _9 u* I7 `, r. A
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Insult: I give you a choice. You can be gutted, or decapitated!3 w& l) R" u- H. j7 F: l, I0 Q
Response: With you around, I'd prefer to be fumigated.
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# C! V# h8 `2 }) ^5 V8 HInsult: Nothing on this earth can save your sorry hide!' }* [0 z- e: [1 T1 J5 j7 ~
Response: The only way you'll be preserved is in formaldehyde.
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Insult: Your lips look like they belong on the catch of the day!
+ D( C! [8 |* R+ c1 @3 rResponse: When I'm done with you, you'll be a boneless fillet.
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Insult: When I'm done, your body will be rotted and putrefied!
- \1 B; L% ?* ~Response: Then killing you must be justifiable fungicide.+ N6 c' b. W3 J8 n8 H9 Z
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Insult: Your mother wears a toupee!! b# h) {9 I: Z7 _. t1 U
Response: Oh, that is so cliche.
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Insult: My skills with a sword are highly venerated.
7 f9 \" y- i2 f5 k \Response: Too bad they're fabricated.
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4 B: h2 g% W& T: v4 Z$ KInsult: You're a disgrace to your species, you're so undignified!* h' Y0 T% W# g- i9 e- Q/ e: ]
Response: At least mine can be identified.0 F, M. ] x- y f3 C( Q4 T A
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Insult: Nothing can stop me from blowing you away!
! _- ^& I: |: H& W$ ZResponse: I could, if you would use some breath spray.
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Insult: Your stench would make an outhouse cleaner irritated!
" b$ W2 U* u: r: T# wResponse: Then perhaps you should switch to decaffeinated.
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Insult: Your looks would make pigs nauseated.+ S! w, S3 x& I6 E: G8 h
Response: If you don't count all the one you've dated.
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Insult: I can't tell which of my traits has you the most intimidated.9 W+ A8 D: D# F
Response: Your odor alone makes me aggravated, agitated and infuriated.$ [# r2 f; u, [' _8 p# A% c
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Insult: Never before have I faced someone so sissified.
/ U0 S1 H2 K7 R$ ~: c5 h* N* ~* H1 oResponse: Is that your face? I thought it was your backside.
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/ r6 o5 P: X. S! [0 iInsult: Sometimes I am dogged and relentless to my prey!+ z$ \& R1 E8 [% z5 A. r
Response: Then be a good boy. Sit. Stay! 7 W# ^) u5 U: N8 t R: C
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Insult: I have never lost a melee!( V# q- k' |- \& [. p- k8 K% S& _
Response: You would have, but you're always running away.
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繁中版（“Q”是普通海盗，“羅”是羅丁漢船長）：
3 K0 ~ f F9 k/ K- S6 n9 H3 pQ :我所遇過的每一個敵人，都已經到西天野餐去了。6 |, m O+ f* c
羅:我的攻擊讓整個島群人口驟減。2 d3 r/ p" I, j( N4 T
A :在你的口臭之下，我相信他們全都窒息了。
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# W* `6 c! N. u d' lQ :你就像一隻穿著衣服的猴子一樣令人生厭。- N x( G2 o1 s
羅:你對Shar-Pei倒是很有吸引力。
) A* ?+ K/ f6 j% U! d8 y A8 m8 Y" F* fA :我看起來真的那麼像你的未婚妻嗎？( N8 T4 |0 {3 D! k
! M1 W* v5 N1 d0 XQ :我要像叉自助餐裡的豬肉那樣叉死你。
* P! B8 l; f9 C* n' \羅:你的雙唇看起來就好比每天的大減價商品一樣。/ C: n: M) c: n) r6 @" r+ D
A :當我把你解決之後你將會是一塊去骨的上肉。/ B& L! l/ r2 m
: C, H* _) }! q4 oQ :我會蹂躪你，使你殘廢全身穿孔。( E8 T# Z/ U2 L7 d: h% n. _$ T5 @
A :你的味道讓我呼吸困難、情緒激動、無法忍受。
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8 V' ^% `/ h/ R2 W$ ?+ R8 qQ :老天！饒了我吧！你看來活著和死的沒甚麼兩樣。
5 ~, _& g+ E" }% Z3 ]& D7 C& U p, m羅:在這個地球上沒有一處是你容身之所。
& g% I: |5 g- DA :唯一能把你保留下來的方法就是泡在甲醛裡。+ u6 E7 ~, e' ]$ w
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Q :準備接招！9 k5 y8 G: i; x4 m) y
羅:你娘戴著假髮。
* @& v2 {9 W3 u- N( U: uA :哦！真是老招。
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: o# c8 p, N7 t1 w- P4 CQ :和我面對面一定讓你嚇呆了吧！; w1 {; b4 [6 N9 V) x# Z, u
A :那是你的臉嗎我還以為是你的屁股。
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Q :你是趕不上我機智的對答的。
! z) X$ `, X# M羅:我一口氣就能把你吹走誰也不能阻止。
, V. b5 t$ S' X) B6 ~4 Q. kA :如果你能用一點口齒芳香劑的話我倒還可以忍受。
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+ t9 W) [' C& O$ z* E( V1 B1 wQ :到你死之前我都不會休息。
2 W! H/ o7 \$ Q1 D. vA :那麼或許你可以試試不含咖啡因的東西。
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% @) J, e$ P }Q :當你父親第一眼看見你時，他一定感到很後悔。
: C1 ~) M; B- B4 a羅:你是你那種族的恥辱啊！你連一點威嚴都沒有。& i$ m m9 ~8 ], H0 X6 e; u
A :至少我的還可以確認。
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Q :我會從早到晚大聲罵你。
8 ^ N6 s8 ]6 {( O. ^" n, Z羅:你會發現我對獵物既執著又無情。
# W- m. v- J. w7 Z* L4 f: QA :那就當條好狗坐下留在這裡。6 V2 U6 J- n. j" p+ e6 G" y
* y/ `* M" F6 k' A1 d' hQ :我偉大的功勳馳名整個加勒比海。
}- W, F9 A* c1 v( R8 Q羅:我的劍術受到高度崇拜。1 q r7 ?1 Q5 E1 o) y/ W1 ^9 w4 `( U
A :很不幸它們全都是捏造的。 |
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