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( Q _! a0 D9 ^! q9 c普通海盗
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/ R( w7 t5 [$ A' b( KInsult: Every enemy I've met I annihilated!# x' V% |' c% K0 q' p
Response: With your breath, I'm sure they all suffocated.
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Insult: You're as repulsive as a monkey in a negligee.
! P6 E9 v8 r0 {( h# pResponse: I look THAT much like your fiancee?5 z$ l3 D3 \& {( ~3 X9 E; `. E
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Insult: Would you like to be buried or cremated?
1 \8 o0 b& B2 iResponse: With you around, I'd prefer to be fumigated.
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0 y1 F4 `7 W/ A! v& aInsult: Heaven preserve me! You look like something that's died!) Z4 @& r* E* P: N/ \
Response: The only way you'll be preserved is in formaldehyde.
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# b0 A, G/ E+ v. lInsult: I'll skewer you like a sow at a buffet.& i" F6 @* j" l0 W& v% i. ` W# \
Response: When I'm done with you, you'll be a boneless fillet.
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Insult: Killing you would be justifiable homicide!
+ m1 A2 @! T3 u. w* tResponse: Then killing you must be justifiable fungicide.7 x1 k3 i0 X7 {6 Q
) K& {+ g; u+ Z% p0 P' VInsult: En garde! Touche! + `) @1 K9 Q1 t: f `. `/ ^
Response: Oh, that is so cliche.
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" ~. }# E! q3 Q! H1 p- s5 FInsult: Throughout the Caribbean my great deeds are celebrated!' \+ [# |6 ]# Q5 e, a
Response: Too bad they're fabricated.
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Insult: When your father first saw you, he must have been mortified.1 m! H* L& e0 S/ B7 ?8 G
Response: At least mine can be identified.
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Insult: You can't match my witty repartee!
$ m5 e ~+ U8 {0 AResponse: I could, if you would use some breath spray.6 y$ R o. y2 L) t$ `- m
$ c( i7 L3 T) R, MInsult: I can't rest until you've been exterminated!7 F6 A0 s4 d! L
Response: Then perhaps you should switch to decaffeinated.6 o2 S. V+ v w5 P& x
& A% d2 }/ f# H. DInsult: You're the ugliest monster ever created!2 ^: N0 b8 G9 e* z7 u
Response: If you don't count all the one you've dated.0 m4 [& i+ M3 D/ z2 M, C2 ]3 v
2 x$ ^* H2 P `/ f% N1 g6 H- AInsult: I'll leave you devastated, mutilated and perforated.
# q# x$ |6 z2 q r, [& r" ]Response: Your odor alone makes me aggravated, agitated and infuriated.+ h1 h0 B0 i8 V* H1 n0 w! R
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Insult: Coming face to face with me must leave you petrified.
! _7 \0 i4 `. X: z' g8 W2 sResponse: Is that your face? I thought it was your backside.
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Insult: I'll hound you night and day!/ Y. k4 m& y: A5 @& }
Response: Then be a good boy. Sit. Stay!
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3 K, q6 d2 X1 q8 V; t, SInsult: I have never seen such clumsy swordplay!
( w! x/ L" R& W) _Response: You would have, but you're always running away.
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Rottingham船长7 x' Q: B2 D& [0 z. b% X- ^
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Insult: My attacks have left entire islands depopulated!
: {$ p A. I* T6 A) I* M. ]7 QResponse: With your breath, I'm sure they all suffocated.
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Insult: You have the sex appeal of a Shar-Pei.) w- W; u$ M' p/ k2 ^) l3 c
Response: I look THAT much like your fiancee?
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/ D5 `) O. X) F; w2 l; HInsult: I give you a choice. You can be gutted, or decapitated!
% o: b, p. `3 i9 _Response: With you around, I'd prefer to be fumigated.
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Insult: Nothing on this earth can save your sorry hide!6 `3 H) {8 Q7 O' ]8 E! h
Response: The only way you'll be preserved is in formaldehyde.5 |0 O4 o: y9 N1 w ]* R
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Insult: Your lips look like they belong on the catch of the day!
3 s, @+ R$ Z' }: x/ a% X2 ZResponse: When I'm done with you, you'll be a boneless fillet.8 V( T* S; h: z9 z2 @% L A4 T
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Insult: When I'm done, your body will be rotted and putrefied! D9 f! k/ u m1 ]$ n3 C
Response: Then killing you must be justifiable fungicide.
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Insult: Your mother wears a toupee!
0 j0 C7 H# u& M/ zResponse: Oh, that is so cliche.
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Insult: My skills with a sword are highly venerated.) y% I. s* Y4 }: v8 z
Response: Too bad they're fabricated.2 G2 h) \% ^) ^5 y, S/ m+ Z
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Insult: You're a disgrace to your species, you're so undignified!) r. {$ [( h8 V% d% W: [
Response: At least mine can be identified.! h) p0 W8 W. C8 e2 _$ ]
( y* Q' V1 [& ]+ @: ]$ |Insult: Nothing can stop me from blowing you away!
0 P" J! h! Q) O$ ?! }9 fResponse: I could, if you would use some breath spray.3 \0 ], Y% }+ A
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Insult: Your stench would make an outhouse cleaner irritated!" D9 e5 q3 e+ |" B( E
Response: Then perhaps you should switch to decaffeinated.4 _3 v9 o& N$ p, `; N
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Insult: Your looks would make pigs nauseated.4 v5 ^2 p' }8 E1 }
Response: If you don't count all the one you've dated.
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Insult: I can't tell which of my traits has you the most intimidated.: I7 B3 q6 s" F ~, ?0 p
Response: Your odor alone makes me aggravated, agitated and infuriated.
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. e" F0 M8 v3 C6 iInsult: Never before have I faced someone so sissified.
M/ _; F) h, q" f2 I( H. `; kResponse: Is that your face? I thought it was your backside.& B7 u% Y5 ` z6 }! F2 X
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Insult: Sometimes I am dogged and relentless to my prey!& r* m P3 q9 |) P
Response: Then be a good boy. Sit. Stay!
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Insult: I have never lost a melee!
/ E4 h& r& P) b4 R% \5 X6 ~Response: You would have, but you're always running away.% q4 Z9 Z( K. U: U2 \$ A# y# n
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繁中版(“Q”是普通海盗,“羅”是羅丁漢船長):
% E3 F& Z6 W3 G Y, JQ :我所遇過的每一個敵人,都已經到西天野餐去了。; L R9 p+ `' Z/ C" s% o
羅:我的攻擊讓整個島群人口驟減。! y6 d$ b7 a# }+ A
A :在你的口臭之下,我相信他們全都窒息了。7 V. C1 O+ E/ R
G5 w, ^% n) T8 b* L! w: fQ :你就像一隻穿著衣服的猴子一樣令人生厭。" A. \# P8 w4 ~+ W
羅:你對Shar-Pei倒是很有吸引力。1 @# m0 A/ b1 K& u
A :我看起來真的那麼像你的未婚妻嗎?1 p" X: [- ~" l7 @- j
+ e. ? Q) ]9 G2 [/ A7 oQ :我要像叉自助餐裡的豬肉那樣叉死你。
5 b$ q- q" a( q7 n* w羅:你的雙唇看起來就好比每天的大減價商品一樣。5 e$ F3 c0 m4 Z0 W* j
A :當我把你解決之後你將會是一塊去骨的上肉。$ a2 i3 V! @- P( k3 z6 e
0 K& P# Z/ @5 a' D, r. ~# u: LQ :我會蹂躪你,使你殘廢全身穿孔。5 ]; K( I- B' o0 |# P$ f
A :你的味道讓我呼吸困難、情緒激動、無法忍受。9 r' Y' J5 Y/ d6 P) s
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Q :老天!饒了我吧!你看來活著和死的沒甚麼兩樣。
( o, u( h) u$ G6 r羅:在這個地球上沒有一處是你容身之所。) J, N/ u1 J3 I/ ^) J) D
A :唯一能把你保留下來的方法就是泡在甲醛裡。
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% W, w( J+ E& A# sQ :準備接招!
' O: G, [" m7 M( H0 e羅:你娘戴著假髮。 O S9 I9 t2 Q) S2 C- a
A :哦!真是老招。
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Q :和我面對面一定讓你嚇呆了吧!7 U& T; V- T$ N' S' U8 W8 A- V+ I5 }
A :那是你的臉嗎我還以為是你的屁股。% o; ` I: Q: C' e+ U% |
8 P' E+ ^5 P+ k5 v: ?+ gQ :你是趕不上我機智的對答的。
6 E0 m" L7 V0 E7 k羅:我一口氣就能把你吹走誰也不能阻止。 ?+ C' L3 z0 o& W) z
A :如果你能用一點口齒芳香劑的話我倒還可以忍受。
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Q :到你死之前我都不會休息。+ \7 {* p3 [6 i* N
A :那麼或許你可以試試不含咖啡因的東西。* o2 r* Z+ V, t* ?. W" U
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Q :當你父親第一眼看見你時,他一定感到很後悔。1 ]* d" e- z4 H
羅:你是你那種族的恥辱啊!你連一點威嚴都沒有。8 K8 z% k! Z* w( {0 x
A :至少我的還可以確認。
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Q :我會從早到晚大聲罵你。7 G5 V" N6 v2 b
羅:你會發現我對獵物既執著又無情。6 A6 T" v, g! c9 x& @/ P
A :那就當條好狗坐下留在這裡。
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Q :我偉大的功勳馳名整個加勒比海。. a/ w m! \2 @" O! U3 w- U! ]
羅:我的劍術受到高度崇拜。6 L. B$ X8 w1 J( R
A :很不幸它們全都是捏造的。 |