美国偶像评委经典损人语录

Eric.Sun

美国唱歌选秀节目《美国偶像（American Idol）》的麻辣评委西蒙·考威尔向来以损人不带脏字著称，今天我们就来总结总结他那些经典的损人语录。
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It sounded like cats jumping off the Empire State Building.

听上去像一只猫从帝国大厦跳下来。

# g' q1 k3 J) ~8 P) B  d# Q% P% ?: \I'm going to reach out with a hook if you don't shut up.

如果你再不闭嘴，我就向里面甩个鱼钩。
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9 X3 }! M/ G$ DThat was extraordinary. Unfortunately, extraordinary bad!
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你的表演很特别。不幸的是，特别地差劲。
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8 V- Z9 \* l' l% K/ fYou have just invented a new form of torture.
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! x. X- H! o2 ^& a. ]你发明了一种折磨人的新手段。

) A- b7 p8 R" J- r# _6 V4 GIf you had lived 2,000 years ago and sung like that, I think they would have stoned you.
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如果你生活在2000年前， 唱成这样，人们会向你扔石头。
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1 g% S% N! ~1 M6 {- @There's only so much punishment a human can take. I can't take anymore.

人类能承受的惩罚是有限的，我再也无法忍受了。
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. @  |% g$ p3 [3 PYou killed my favorite.
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我最喜欢的歌曲被你糟蹋了。
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% e. \" V2 I- {9 tIt is a beautiful song when you're not singing it.
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你不唱它的时候，它是首好歌。

6 k6 M  u) e- Q( s5 EYou’re like a little hamster trying to be a tiger.

7 y8 r. \  P; f. U你就像一只想做大老虎的小仓鼠。
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: ^, F+ [; H, JI think you looked as if you were half-asleep throughout the song.

* `4 l/ k3 Y* w! {% {你唱歌的时候，看起来处在半睡眠状态。
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4 k) P' u2 g  DI couldn't understand a single word. ... You could have been singing in Norwegian.

# k1 Y0 C: B+ G, ~' R我一个字也听不懂，你大概在用挪威语演唱吧。
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Imagine 22 horses and a donkey (racing), you just wouldn't stand a chance.

想象一下，一头驴与22匹马赛跑，你一点机会都没有。

It's like you were drunk. I'm not talking one or two bottles, I'm talking a crate.
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/ I8 A8 a6 A7 T, G1 e% p  A7 V0 F你好像喝多了。我说的可不是一、两瓶，而是一箱那么多。

janny8158

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老美很喜欢玩文字游戏呢