美国偶像评委经典损人语录

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美国唱歌选秀节目《美国偶像（American Idol）》的麻辣评委西蒙·考威尔向来以损人不带脏字著称，今天我们就来总结总结他那些经典的损人语录。

& ]: b6 H: r9 @, P( e# P5 u2 rIt sounded like cats jumping off the Empire State Building.
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& {8 T( b8 _4 p# z1 Q0 g听上去像一只猫从帝国大厦跳下来。
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I'm going to reach out with a hook if you don't shut up.
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如果你再不闭嘴，我就向里面甩个鱼钩。

5 i0 }6 T1 n9 ]That was extraordinary. Unfortunately, extraordinary bad!

1 K& t2 v6 d' S9 P0 `2 B8 Q你的表演很特别。不幸的是，特别地差劲。

9 m. I) g4 V0 I; l4 X4 ?You have just invented a new form of torture.

你发明了一种折磨人的新手段。
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If you had lived 2,000 years ago and sung like that, I think they would have stoned you.
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如果你生活在2000年前， 唱成这样，人们会向你扔石头。
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3 s. P5 k& P  ~3 z/ W5 {% L0 @There's only so much punishment a human can take. I can't take anymore.
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人类能承受的惩罚是有限的，我再也无法忍受了。

- W' p9 P: l5 o! H. n4 s& J7 J& LYou killed my favorite.

我最喜欢的歌曲被你糟蹋了。
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It is a beautiful song when you're not singing it.

) Z# w/ v" B. u, Z. u0 k$ ?5 g你不唱它的时候，它是首好歌。
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You’re like a little hamster trying to be a tiger.

你就像一只想做大老虎的小仓鼠。
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I think you looked as if you were half-asleep throughout the song.

5 v0 V& f+ |5 h: W( @* }你唱歌的时候，看起来处在半睡眠状态。
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I couldn't understand a single word. ... You could have been singing in Norwegian.
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我一个字也听不懂，你大概在用挪威语演唱吧。
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Imagine 22 horses and a donkey (racing), you just wouldn't stand a chance.

想象一下，一头驴与22匹马赛跑，你一点机会都没有。

It's like you were drunk. I'm not talking one or two bottles, I'm talking a crate.

你好像喝多了。我说的可不是一、两瓶，而是一箱那么多。

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