一段意大利英语……% Y& C# H5 n- X! C$ M
大学时候老师还在课堂放过的,今天突然想起了,放上来大家一起开心地笑笑啊 [s:23]
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% {, ]6 m3 k* q4 P% `5 N" hOne day I gonna to Malta to a big hotel,in the morning I go down to eat a breakfast. I tell the waitress that I want two pieces of toast .she brings me only one piece. I tell her "I wanna two pieces". She say "Go to the toilet". I say "you don't understand, I wanna two pieces on , G$ T$ b0 H& G4 t/ W' R
my plate". She say to me: "you better not piss on the plate, you 2 d+ j7 ^- X4 F8 S* W6 q# @
sonnawabitch". I do not even know this lady and she call me a sonnawabitch!!
$ a% o% [$ |! @2 MLater I go to eat at a bigger restaurant. The waiter brings
% `+ d' g/ b6 Ume a Spoon and a knief but no fock. I tell her "I wanna a fock" and she
4 L& U* y) m5 Btella me : "everyone wanna fxck". I tella her " you don't undertsand 5 ^8 c/ w2 B5 q: Q. j0 j
me...I wanna fock on the table". She say : "you better not f*k on the table you sonnawabitch."
. i; e! s0 D7 D: V, ESo I go back to my room in my hotel and there is no sheets on the bed. I call the manager and tell him "I wanna a sheet". he tell me to
; L& C G5 @$ m0 k, q/ XGo the toilet. I say "you don't understand I wanna a sheet on 6 G+ n/ H, ?/ A
my bed". He say:"you better not shoot on the bed, you sonnawabitch". 7 M' E( B" y* B& C. `
8 y! V. w7 V6 p4 II go to the Check out and the man at the desk said " peace on you".and I say : " Piss on you too, you sonnawabicth". I gonna back to Italy! |