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4 k- E* d$ h! K9 a2 c1 h$ t普通海盗
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Insult: Every enemy I've met I annihilated!9 U. l2 w! C7 A. n0 C7 r
Response: With your breath, I'm sure they all suffocated.
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Insult: You're as repulsive as a monkey in a negligee.
& m2 N' m& V$ B+ }2 s3 u1 M" VResponse: I look THAT much like your fiancee?
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8 p+ [9 c( R: K, ?, qInsult: Would you like to be buried or cremated?
; ?$ `1 l/ P( D& D1 O3 z2 CResponse: With you around, I'd prefer to be fumigated.
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7 G. a4 w" m: D' L4 eInsult: Heaven preserve me! You look like something that's died!
0 e I. R& n5 b: z0 `% l6 xResponse: The only way you'll be preserved is in formaldehyde.
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Insult: I'll skewer you like a sow at a buffet.1 p2 I: H( G6 O6 Z; m- G
Response: When I'm done with you, you'll be a boneless fillet.
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$ f& n1 C3 y5 r$ JInsult: Killing you would be justifiable homicide!
5 v/ O, H# X! y9 M; O( jResponse: Then killing you must be justifiable fungicide.; d7 P0 ~& ? I" C1 ]) m& u# Y
4 h+ D" m# Q" j. ?& jInsult: En garde! Touche! , i) L$ ]. o1 C$ C* O+ c
Response: Oh, that is so cliche.: e0 Z) i6 Q5 e2 T7 @
% ?/ Z, m- B" S7 a, N: }Insult: Throughout the Caribbean my great deeds are celebrated!
9 @% l: |; V& f! iResponse: Too bad they're fabricated.
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Insult: When your father first saw you, he must have been mortified.2 v0 d) E0 G# e. b
Response: At least mine can be identified.
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* y6 F! C: W6 v3 C' V. s- DInsult: You can't match my witty repartee!. u8 e1 o* p+ c% U' `$ Q8 ]
Response: I could, if you would use some breath spray.
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Insult: I can't rest until you've been exterminated!
) N# z& Q! Y, ^Response: Then perhaps you should switch to decaffeinated.9 y+ x* `8 T' j7 W4 _% b
. K3 B) x* j8 t: t& r8 S7 { pInsult: You're the ugliest monster ever created!
4 @9 w1 O2 G: X- F4 O0 o% gResponse: If you don't count all the one you've dated.+ o1 t8 {) W2 f) p
6 P/ R4 r1 }( ?: C( bInsult: I'll leave you devastated, mutilated and perforated.5 y( v2 o% M: i& V
Response: Your odor alone makes me aggravated, agitated and infuriated.2 m2 I: s& P1 z* k8 S9 _" q
9 }" }: ?9 [/ a, `Insult: Coming face to face with me must leave you petrified.6 e! z- C" ~5 e3 T7 c
Response: Is that your face? I thought it was your backside.: o- f& q, e7 ~
7 P, D/ d7 K2 I8 N" D" CInsult: I'll hound you night and day!; H6 A8 i) R O" }
Response: Then be a good boy. Sit. Stay! 8 k& o8 ~) \9 `/ K) l# n! A
1 H6 a/ c3 i$ E) y1 x1 ]Insult: I have never seen such clumsy swordplay!% H ~" C+ Z; l- M5 Y
Response: You would have, but you're always running away.
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4 e, f. p/ J0 U% A( `: ~( rRottingham船长7 a$ J u/ [7 ^9 b# e
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Insult: My attacks have left entire islands depopulated!
) j, Q7 M( K4 O& F% c0 i8 G( s+ vResponse: With your breath, I'm sure they all suffocated.' S; ~) g& N* \ ]. m
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Insult: You have the sex appeal of a Shar-Pei.7 g) a/ [9 s+ i$ j
Response: I look THAT much like your fiancee?# H4 f# u3 C% n; c. F/ z: e
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Insult: I give you a choice. You can be gutted, or decapitated!
4 O G) P5 {, x- F1 `% i- TResponse: With you around, I'd prefer to be fumigated.
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Insult: Nothing on this earth can save your sorry hide!
/ Y7 f1 Y& j! K8 D. EResponse: The only way you'll be preserved is in formaldehyde.( r! j$ W6 l- A" l
- J6 y3 h" o2 ~; p; z8 l$ [+ b/ {Insult: Your lips look like they belong on the catch of the day!6 [3 k3 V% g8 f2 O" }3 O) D) Z
Response: When I'm done with you, you'll be a boneless fillet.
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+ f2 ~: y3 u- u ?/ fInsult: When I'm done, your body will be rotted and putrefied!
, ]- S7 B3 D6 y4 jResponse: Then killing you must be justifiable fungicide.) y# W9 {, r; l) {
" T7 ` l2 a- v" Z( t+ ]/ ^Insult: Your mother wears a toupee!- c P1 [: C$ w! n
Response: Oh, that is so cliche.
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6 M" `0 p) s) xInsult: My skills with a sword are highly venerated.
3 C: f* ~$ q7 R9 o# lResponse: Too bad they're fabricated.
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j& c- M/ U6 DInsult: You're a disgrace to your species, you're so undignified!
. g# w5 K. E4 N! r, E: G* L" KResponse: At least mine can be identified.
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Insult: Nothing can stop me from blowing you away!
& y5 f9 ?9 a7 }# ?6 S! iResponse: I could, if you would use some breath spray.
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Insult: Your stench would make an outhouse cleaner irritated!5 T& ^! \' |5 i9 Y' y
Response: Then perhaps you should switch to decaffeinated.
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# ?% o. w5 R; G r+ v E5 ]Insult: Your looks would make pigs nauseated.9 a- P" c1 b4 X, T
Response: If you don't count all the one you've dated.& N$ n6 s: ^ M7 J0 |- S5 p
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Insult: I can't tell which of my traits has you the most intimidated.( D2 }% |0 E8 W
Response: Your odor alone makes me aggravated, agitated and infuriated.
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Insult: Never before have I faced someone so sissified.* G" B" I o1 _, x1 E
Response: Is that your face? I thought it was your backside.+ P2 A! i& m$ b0 @) M) ?
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Insult: Sometimes I am dogged and relentless to my prey!
( z, V8 o8 y6 z/ KResponse: Then be a good boy. Sit. Stay! 4 s% E% b K8 k2 X
& ]' k5 I8 w2 c- f9 i" c jInsult: I have never lost a melee!, V0 `' g2 c' K2 L* ^2 V
Response: You would have, but you're always running away.& X1 _; x6 [: i' [" J
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繁中版（“Q”是普通海盗，“羅”是羅丁漢船長）：
l% |$ @+ E u' C1 l' h0 e2 kQ :我所遇過的每一個敵人，都已經到西天野餐去了。1 u7 O9 C* C$ t$ J: ]5 e
羅:我的攻擊讓整個島群人口驟減。3 ~: c) O+ O2 ^" r
A :在你的口臭之下，我相信他們全都窒息了。
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Q :你就像一隻穿著衣服的猴子一樣令人生厭。 I1 a( E0 m2 ^7 h/ u* T/ t
羅:你對Shar-Pei倒是很有吸引力。
! _2 [ F! o- g9 t- I( YA :我看起來真的那麼像你的未婚妻嗎？' U' W6 z: L5 O$ j0 ?3 i, x0 v
, A! ^6 u! X! H+ CQ :我要像叉自助餐裡的豬肉那樣叉死你。
7 A$ V9 j* w1 ?! B6 e) J羅:你的雙唇看起來就好比每天的大減價商品一樣。 _* D, X, r, [( @
A :當我把你解決之後你將會是一塊去骨的上肉。
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Q :我會蹂躪你，使你殘廢全身穿孔。
6 l9 g6 o$ `* u+ K2 c& c& \% uA :你的味道讓我呼吸困難、情緒激動、無法忍受。2 H* p/ F7 [: O" z
1 }' R) ]0 S5 G7 i4 ^, e, m. HQ :老天！饒了我吧！你看來活著和死的沒甚麼兩樣。
6 R* o4 ~" p7 o8 {3 K) k3 U羅:在這個地球上沒有一處是你容身之所。
" ]: G Q' d f- F7 P: `+ y5 VA :唯一能把你保留下來的方法就是泡在甲醛裡。
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Q :準備接招！, r8 H) n* x# {, s. z6 R) @/ M V# E
羅:你娘戴著假髮。
! g1 Z7 o X4 c5 c) @A :哦！真是老招。
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& Z+ w) }6 Z. T7 V5 O2 `8 vQ :和我面對面一定讓你嚇呆了吧！
; O& B8 f! k1 m+ U( C, r9 h3 X0 hA :那是你的臉嗎我還以為是你的屁股。& M9 H4 \: G6 ]$ Y n0 y; C
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Q :你是趕不上我機智的對答的。* \8 w( e, K Q7 v1 \% V
羅:我一口氣就能把你吹走誰也不能阻止。: f8 U- F+ g! t) ]5 z4 n
A :如果你能用一點口齒芳香劑的話我倒還可以忍受。- W: C6 c- X: a
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Q :到你死之前我都不會休息。
& b) v& h0 t7 T O; a ~& D! S rA :那麼或許你可以試試不含咖啡因的東西。
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) @% a6 J. L5 u2 q- AQ :當你父親第一眼看見你時，他一定感到很後悔。$ c- y, K9 c9 D9 E
羅:你是你那種族的恥辱啊！你連一點威嚴都沒有。/ ?9 E& e4 a2 N2 M7 L
A :至少我的還可以確認。
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Q :我會從早到晚大聲罵你。" i5 @6 A0 p% R- m# |* P$ P
羅:你會發現我對獵物既執著又無情。
4 B* h2 X5 I9 tA :那就當條好狗坐下留在這裡。
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; v: Y, _" M L5 _Q :我偉大的功勳馳名整個加勒比海。7 H9 k8 v( |7 ~0 A5 o7 i) m4 \
羅:我的劍術受到高度崇拜。
4 p6 u- r& d) xA :很不幸它們全都是捏造的。 |
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