猴岛3
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6 j1 @) k& K4 k8 {& F普通海盗$ y3 t' j+ V U. i1 ]& \$ ?
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Insult: Every enemy I've met I annihilated!
" ^! c1 l8 L) t! M5 l; s1 j+ HResponse: With your breath, I'm sure they all suffocated.
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Insult: You're as repulsive as a monkey in a negligee.7 q+ p8 p* ?# w9 @0 A
Response: I look THAT much like your fiancee?; ]+ Q* ^7 ~9 V0 _8 t/ S. [- B% a
/ V& u; s+ V. w. ? h, ~Insult: Would you like to be buried or cremated?
# I5 l1 V3 x) |: I8 [# Q b' GResponse: With you around, I'd prefer to be fumigated., M3 U) s' V4 D+ f1 _& W. R9 O5 N0 X
7 z4 @, y* t# i; R( q6 x3 cInsult: Heaven preserve me! You look like something that's died!" M" W1 g- }& Q& F6 ~( R6 W7 Y
Response: The only way you'll be preserved is in formaldehyde.
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. i% Q" J8 |# T+ Z* h% `- ]( `Insult: I'll skewer you like a sow at a buffet.9 r$ a6 _: u8 v) _
Response: When I'm done with you, you'll be a boneless fillet.
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Insult: Killing you would be justifiable homicide!& @ z' E9 }1 @# m% A3 n
Response: Then killing you must be justifiable fungicide.
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( N( D! z8 v7 v# ]& r4 S# HInsult: En garde! Touche! ) d5 c5 ^) I! W
Response: Oh, that is so cliche., E1 @5 m! d/ t% o
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Insult: Throughout the Caribbean my great deeds are celebrated!
3 p i) n0 s5 z5 t! WResponse: Too bad they're fabricated.
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( J/ |% K6 b1 o/ M0 P* n+ TInsult: When your father first saw you, he must have been mortified.
4 z# {: W% M: A2 `! rResponse: At least mine can be identified.) s1 C' b: M, \1 z \
3 I5 l& b6 u1 I$ F1 Y9 tInsult: You can't match my witty repartee!% S0 J7 ]: s9 n9 P4 o
Response: I could, if you would use some breath spray." I7 |- o( f, S* _' t$ l/ q/ F
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Insult: I can't rest until you've been exterminated!/ b3 J4 |- S" O- g) K
Response: Then perhaps you should switch to decaffeinated.
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/ h# c6 U+ l* f$ h: T7 bInsult: You're the ugliest monster ever created!
: q2 O1 y, ?+ I! SResponse: If you don't count all the one you've dated.
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Insult: I'll leave you devastated, mutilated and perforated.
1 |8 \1 Q: s. H5 r7 \4 ]Response: Your odor alone makes me aggravated, agitated and infuriated.
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* ?& h0 D# i& e* E+ d }Insult: Coming face to face with me must leave you petrified.& V8 `% R* Q7 `+ `
Response: Is that your face? I thought it was your backside.% G, o7 e. I0 Y) u
4 N& I" Z) R2 J) k( `Insult: I'll hound you night and day!
; J H1 {3 x& P4 S! cResponse: Then be a good boy. Sit. Stay!
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Insult: I have never seen such clumsy swordplay!
8 Q+ h& k+ }& j; {! PResponse: You would have, but you're always running away.
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Rottingham船长
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Insult: My attacks have left entire islands depopulated!) ]" W* L+ t* v, Y% i- q
Response: With your breath, I'm sure they all suffocated., J4 V& x7 j9 x! J
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Insult: You have the sex appeal of a Shar-Pei.+ t9 K7 U9 ]$ S- \6 Q
Response: I look THAT much like your fiancee?7 g, N4 ]( }+ E5 }$ K4 }( @
) Q" g; |! n0 G& T4 j% SInsult: I give you a choice. You can be gutted, or decapitated!
0 w! l: w0 W' ?" vResponse: With you around, I'd prefer to be fumigated.
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Insult: Nothing on this earth can save your sorry hide!) Y4 ~# ]. g) Y5 ]8 O
Response: The only way you'll be preserved is in formaldehyde. z- }; D( f$ N: r B( o2 T6 `9 ]2 I
( l1 D' q6 a# B* ]5 v! n9 {( b- tInsult: Your lips look like they belong on the catch of the day!( N/ k5 b$ [7 D% p& E
Response: When I'm done with you, you'll be a boneless fillet. k/ h ?" ~. G/ e
! f' K, M3 p# V }# `# sInsult: When I'm done, your body will be rotted and putrefied!
& L' K5 I' `& a5 HResponse: Then killing you must be justifiable fungicide.
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: D; P& i) V" v7 n0 p% ^) X0 }Insult: Your mother wears a toupee!
, [0 C2 C4 d8 L: K9 GResponse: Oh, that is so cliche.
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) M0 q+ ?/ z* D w2 {: \Insult: My skills with a sword are highly venerated.
1 W3 P1 H/ f/ H/ ^. g; G, NResponse: Too bad they're fabricated.4 h) Q- n; s Z, f
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Insult: You're a disgrace to your species, you're so undignified!
# o, |5 X; M$ S1 g- lResponse: At least mine can be identified.
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Insult: Nothing can stop me from blowing you away!$ @8 b# _4 V+ I, P8 W4 H. U
Response: I could, if you would use some breath spray.# ] Y# m- o* P9 C
) R& b7 l, I1 @7 @: O7 |# UInsult: Your stench would make an outhouse cleaner irritated!& {% A+ N7 ~. o( H) |: X8 ]
Response: Then perhaps you should switch to decaffeinated.9 ?4 v" u% b! B; [& B
& E: k. Z/ S3 Z( h, \Insult: Your looks would make pigs nauseated.; c* f6 L) }5 ]- p: c( E' `8 w
Response: If you don't count all the one you've dated.
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2 `- M: d" P! P$ v; v& E: RInsult: I can't tell which of my traits has you the most intimidated.
0 K: s3 v4 d6 J- F' c% OResponse: Your odor alone makes me aggravated, agitated and infuriated.
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7 d- K0 a0 O0 {; m! B2 `Insult: Never before have I faced someone so sissified.
# h+ L: S2 O3 c# ]9 K6 K% y9 @Response: Is that your face? I thought it was your backside.7 D. X8 T( M3 V' T! O
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Insult: Sometimes I am dogged and relentless to my prey!
! i/ i# e! I; @4 e$ p: r! sResponse: Then be a good boy. Sit. Stay! 5 j3 Y3 t( t# L8 Q0 ?
0 N/ I. f: W+ ?' dInsult: I have never lost a melee!/ @" Y c: K' Z
Response: You would have, but you're always running away.) _8 k7 u, x; o, [" U! `4 ]: g M
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Q :我所遇過的每一個敵人，都已經到西天野餐去了。, X! ^1 v7 p: w6 }2 p2 H$ C
羅:我的攻擊讓整個島群人口驟減。
3 G$ b! D- b" MA :在你的口臭之下，我相信他們全都窒息了。$ y1 F I5 d' K7 a( i3 w
" t3 h* L5 V0 w' }Q :你就像一隻穿著衣服的猴子一樣令人生厭。. T8 H. W$ x7 o9 Z& a8 y
羅:你對Shar-Pei倒是很有吸引力。$ E7 c# w0 x1 B, V1 c4 `5 W1 L: @7 V
A :我看起來真的那麼像你的未婚妻嗎？
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Q :我要像叉自助餐裡的豬肉那樣叉死你。
9 r7 h, k+ c, S9 p- T羅:你的雙唇看起來就好比每天的大減價商品一樣。
m( e# s) h9 |- `" M* jA :當我把你解決之後你將會是一塊去骨的上肉。
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Q :我會蹂躪你，使你殘廢全身穿孔。
: w; Y- _1 r7 t' \) U! m" ^; YA :你的味道讓我呼吸困難、情緒激動、無法忍受。
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6 g( G+ ~3 u. z& KQ :老天！饒了我吧！你看來活著和死的沒甚麼兩樣。
$ a! o% T9 O% R6 T羅:在這個地球上沒有一處是你容身之所。4 l- m" `1 r; q" U0 X( b/ j# X: p
A :唯一能把你保留下來的方法就是泡在甲醛裡。
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Q :準備接招！
2 l! |, g6 \9 j6 y$ Y8 ~# w0 P羅:你娘戴著假髮。
* C- ^/ {5 [& @& D* LA :哦！真是老招。
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Q :和我面對面一定讓你嚇呆了吧！4 z4 B, M. T5 c7 W1 i' Y$ e
A :那是你的臉嗎我還以為是你的屁股。
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Q :你是趕不上我機智的對答的。, V% W$ F3 W. q u1 z" o
羅:我一口氣就能把你吹走誰也不能阻止。
( h' f- j5 Z, I" \0 R8 _A :如果你能用一點口齒芳香劑的話我倒還可以忍受。
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Q :到你死之前我都不會休息。, J& z A& ]/ G
A :那麼或許你可以試試不含咖啡因的東西。3 i: L. b" M4 z' j
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Q :當你父親第一眼看見你時，他一定感到很後悔。
. F _' t7 }9 k- K4 ^羅:你是你那種族的恥辱啊！你連一點威嚴都沒有。
: ~ f' C. m0 r; L2 |" C5 CA :至少我的還可以確認。
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7 [9 m* {" U" z7 Z7 t7 LQ :我會從早到晚大聲罵你。
: {6 }( f0 `- k0 c9 f! p羅:你會發現我對獵物既執著又無情。3 h5 I9 ?, X( P1 D8 w: ~( N% Y |% t
A :那就當條好狗坐下留在這裡。2 t% S8 |. r# ~& q) u5 ?* h
8 U7 L ^) J& a s; N# S* fQ :我偉大的功勳馳名整個加勒比海。2 B* S/ E+ w) m; \" P
羅:我的劍術受到高度崇拜。" T* c e% O9 t0 r
A :很不幸它們全都是捏造的。 |
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