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5 t& b8 D; N4 _, H不过现在不知道还有谁跟我一样才开始玩这个古董哦[s:5]
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- V8 f+ E. O* Y& v9 F/ Q4 @Fighting the pirates ( d+ }4 m: c% V$ V7 X
和海盗对骂
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Insult:
8 ^0 _) w6 r2 N+ r+ F' Y8 |. ~9 kComeback: This is the END for you, you gutter-crawling cur!1 c* ]2 T( F1 t9 e) ~
And I've got a little TIP for you, get the POINT?
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( ], R2 T2 P( z d/ _Comeback: Soon you'll be wearing my sword like a shish kebab!* Z+ q( A; Q L6 K: C \7 q2 R
First you better stop waiving it like a feather-duster. 8 N+ X0 {- s0 o& R( m' m
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: O' t: E# l$ r3 qComeback: My handkerchief will wipe up your blood!- k# f A( S$ i$ l) a
So you got that job as janitor, after all.
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+ z$ H) P5 Y$ }" q: E+ ^Comeback: People fall at my feet when they see me coming.
" u2 k6 |$ Q, [/ Y" t6 }8 f2 \& X; eEven BEFORE they smell your breath? 5 g6 B/ t: ]8 F
Insult:
- U( ~) A. `% M% p8 n! w# ^; S# PComeback: I once owned a dog that was smarter then you.( d: M. ^ x% s. w9 l7 i* G
He must have taught you everything you know. ; L V8 E; H/ t# V! E- m9 p
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Comeback: You make me want to puke.
3 v# N2 ]& Y4 k" v6 [3 o1 \! LYou make me think somebody already did. 2 B& h _1 I! K8 f7 B) J0 j
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' ?$ r5 K z+ {0 n* y0 x* hComeback: Nobody's ever drawn blood from me and nobody ever will. V/ Z3 T6 B9 B; f" |# f5 {/ `
You run THAT fast?
) T6 B& N+ J9 K8 t) y' ^5 C3 V4 bInsult:
& Z$ B2 m; V4 O# LComeback: You fight like a dairy farmer.( v5 s7 T+ X2 z& n" d
How appropriate. You fight like a cow.
/ [- z+ R+ }7 l- C: D: BInsult:; Y; M2 u! `# p- W5 J; F' t" B
Comeback: I got this scar on my face during a mighty struggle!% D; }* B" X/ W) i8 \. `1 Y! j& b
I hope now you've learned to stop picking your nose. ! C! e" b4 m% o% o$ P
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Comeback: Have you stopped wearing diapers yet?! {4 U- m9 M( Z I) @
Why, did you want to borrow one? ' l" G, m a& B3 ~, ?
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7 y1 U* r3 U( p; U% HComeback: I've heard you were a contemptible sneak.
: A2 L& u' o# c" T+ |Too bad no one's ever heard of YOU at all. 9 v$ Z. [1 c2 c5 G# z" ~) L/ X/ M7 l
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Comeback: You're no match for my brains, you poor fool.1 k: Y5 [9 e& v
I'd be in real trouble if you ever used them. / M7 f: I% Q; E: Y" Z" l
Insult:
4 T3 p$ I0 u0 [Comeback: You have the manners of a beggar.
5 D' q" \: h1 i. c0 G- G; n3 qI wanted to make sure you'd feel comfortable with me.
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Comeback: I'm not going to take your insolence sitting down!. h5 G5 c2 C6 w w |
Your hemorrhoids are flaring up again, eh?
; b& T9 Q2 r4 J: w8 BInsult:
c8 n7 I) y; s3 cComeback: There are no words for how disgusting you are.; {* m' a4 s' ?# A) u
Yes there are. You just never learned them. 9 ?. m# g; I3 I: g+ E _
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Comeback: I've spoken with apes more polite then you.1 Q0 O' e2 `/ L0 E- T/ e+ t
I'm glad to hear you attended your family reunion.
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Fighting the Sword Master , F( U' P- X! y2 W
和Sword Master对骂. ?" T% M0 o7 _7 d0 C" W
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Comeback: I've got a long, sharp lesson for you you to learn today.5 j. e/ ]# {1 {8 }' p) L
And I've got a little TIP for you. Get the POINT?
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$ q/ C" t$ l$ e7 B" WComeback: My tongue is sharper then any sword.
1 ~6 Q( N- Z5 g& l: c2 TFirst you better stop waving it like a feather-duster. ) j/ T, }* m* h ^! `3 K+ s/ y
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Comeback: My name is feared in every dirty corner of this island!
$ p: p7 ^7 n2 o7 H1 v4 YSo you got that job as janitor, after all. ( Q- ?1 L) b+ \4 d
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Comeback: My wisest enemies run away at the first sight of me!
* @. ]2 L; z% k, z: V+ t1 IEven BEFORE they smell your breath? % m/ c' V. g1 u w+ }- P0 j% R/ a) p
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, _8 F2 x, d4 @Comeback: Only once have I met such a coward!- \8 H8 {% v$ a3 j. N
He must have taught you everything you know. : J! D9 O" p2 }9 Y$ K. E; [8 L3 ]
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Comeback: If your brother's like you, better to marry a pig.: F( L3 M/ `4 M3 U6 |( O' G1 X# r4 k
You make me think somebody already did.
1 I* F! w- `1 i$ tInsult:5 h5 l& K( m+ o5 n0 K: g
Comeback: No one will ever catch ME fighting as badly as you do. b5 E& G! O( z( c- M$ k& n- {
You run THAT fast? 0 e- X) R4 u/ _3 r% J5 w
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# ^ m o, m# }+ |# t6 m gComeback: I will milk every drop of blood from your body!
+ Z6 B P/ x3 k+ N1 C" Y% NHow appropriate. You fight like a cow.
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0 p" s" {) U4 |Comeback: My last fight ended with my hands covered with blood.
, r- T% E; Z+ L/ C3 LI hope now you've learned to stop picking your nose. ; E m6 J* r: b' o8 V* k7 _1 ]# C. M
Insult:
5 L6 A. R+ D8 l2 }% {; h( e2 SComeback: I hope you have a boat ready for a quick escape.
' t& f1 u8 d) l! [' HWhy, did you want to borrow one? 4 e9 @$ r0 X1 ?" U
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Comeback: My sword is famous all over the Caribbean!8 ?( K9 X4 `- W- ]' i8 `
Too bad no one's ever heard of YOU at all. # n5 r; _; r: w2 n y, q* r
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5 {2 n3 D+ f# ~3 tComeback: I've got the courage and skill of a master swordsman! l4 q+ m4 F/ V3 I/ F s
I'd be in real trouble if you ever used them. 7 e8 w3 E. U% a& X; L2 l/ x" ^! _
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Comeback: Every word you say to me is stupid.
7 t2 \2 O! f8 ~I wanted to make sure you'd feel comfortable with me.
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Comeback: You are a pain in the backside, sir!
! G+ G4 {) B2 p4 t- G- SYour hemorrhoids are flaring up again, eh? 7 H' b- T; ]8 }3 K
Insult:
: `, V2 o7 g2 J) _6 b, n5 k( A7 H0 ]Comeback: There are no clever moves that can help you now.
2 ]! b! m" H, C5 EYes there are. You just never learned them.
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& N, r, r# ]0 N) lComeback: Now I know what filth and stupidity really are.
5 g9 |; Q7 s" Z! }# |! aI'm glad to hear you attended your family reunion. 0 h a7 f$ v. _$ p
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# e6 j1 u, [. \* C7 F$ q2 M8 ^( lComeback: I usually see people like you passed-out on tavern floors.
) w8 N9 Q& k% c# y( PEven BEFORE they smell your breath? |