在网上找了半天,终于找到对骂攻略了,贴出来给需要的朋友看看吧^_^5 Z& T. T5 f7 s/ B5 d. y
不过现在不知道还有谁跟我一样才开始玩这个古董哦[s:5]4 `5 l6 @& F6 L) b0 T- }
s ]. e0 C8 Z, \Fighting the pirates " g, M6 m f# \( V
和海盗对骂
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Comeback: This is the END for you, you gutter-crawling cur!' \5 W0 V. s9 P& C: t
And I've got a little TIP for you, get the POINT? / ?! k4 \5 Z& v: R0 B
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Comeback: Soon you'll be wearing my sword like a shish kebab!
# Y D% a) @+ J+ EFirst you better stop waiving it like a feather-duster. 0 H( I- V/ q% O1 s0 R
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' S6 I/ v+ T: k" KComeback: My handkerchief will wipe up your blood!
) f. i3 V+ ?7 `7 c9 [# ]7 t* h4 _So you got that job as janitor, after all.
- z$ ?1 M/ J: c* n( UInsult:
; b& \7 V6 H! E0 w, MComeback: People fall at my feet when they see me coming.
( A" y P3 C' l: o. N$ GEven BEFORE they smell your breath?
8 k. p0 g, f( L9 ?' RInsult:' O6 d! `+ W+ u! i7 e0 h) h
Comeback: I once owned a dog that was smarter then you.1 V$ }1 Q, H5 ^2 L' E; j$ H
He must have taught you everything you know. n( }9 e! `9 z* u+ w* O7 {
Insult:
9 d4 n0 C# k& p6 A. r( yComeback: You make me want to puke." Q" @' ~* g5 A, B
You make me think somebody already did.
4 W4 I6 N% o! _( qInsult:$ G5 J' [' p. G. T1 f+ I# V, w
Comeback: Nobody's ever drawn blood from me and nobody ever will.( Z" _' M6 f+ @
You run THAT fast? 8 ]. q/ W: Q/ a' j& a6 b6 Z) A! Q& g
Insult:
) M( l0 s+ G& F) ]* f: g9 c7 JComeback: You fight like a dairy farmer.! a/ a* }1 \4 B9 V8 h
How appropriate. You fight like a cow. * g' T8 k0 P, `
Insult:
$ ^& O2 {8 h, p/ B: {/ s0 |Comeback: I got this scar on my face during a mighty struggle!
3 F3 g% f" M" ZI hope now you've learned to stop picking your nose.
9 K, k# J0 M* T; e: @Insult:& \4 o" R; e" G$ n7 o& t+ k" X
Comeback: Have you stopped wearing diapers yet?
& r5 b$ o! ]' C; {: \7 f, XWhy, did you want to borrow one? # w0 d8 n; B8 u9 g0 {$ o
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Comeback: I've heard you were a contemptible sneak.
5 Q- S! D/ P6 fToo bad no one's ever heard of YOU at all. 2 V1 {% X: E s2 g6 j
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Comeback: You're no match for my brains, you poor fool.4 Q$ Z8 |( G( b+ Z9 a2 Z$ ^
I'd be in real trouble if you ever used them.
; d3 z" P8 ~# G- K! YInsult:3 l! _' n9 S7 [: }! F% k$ U, w
Comeback: You have the manners of a beggar.% p K2 q, B+ f. V. Z4 C6 G
I wanted to make sure you'd feel comfortable with me.
5 y' P7 ^ I. I% T5 o4 wInsult:
1 @. @! A) }0 q; N7 o8 {* a, ?: |1 }5 S/ S! AComeback: I'm not going to take your insolence sitting down!5 V$ g' u7 U% L+ ~6 w) P
Your hemorrhoids are flaring up again, eh? ! r0 J" w+ l9 V/ g1 y/ z
Insult:
0 h4 T, n7 }- n3 aComeback: There are no words for how disgusting you are.
|1 ~) a' s) Q( z4 L( G/ ZYes there are. You just never learned them. / w* q# Q( b" |: u- W4 ~1 H
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Comeback: I've spoken with apes more polite then you.# ?& u4 |4 ^( ?
I'm glad to hear you attended your family reunion.
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Fighting the Sword Master ) P1 [5 p: j/ X5 m. N/ J
和Sword Master对骂
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8 d M, ~8 G/ | P8 O6 e% `Insult:! p D' O. K) C V1 N; k# M
Comeback: I've got a long, sharp lesson for you you to learn today.' Y: v0 b( b! I
And I've got a little TIP for you. Get the POINT? # V- x/ D2 o5 k3 ]
Insult:
7 o M! O+ H& J/ w5 h8 SComeback: My tongue is sharper then any sword.
n% ~$ ]$ b4 q- w! iFirst you better stop waving it like a feather-duster.
, f l4 O) F! t% |5 ?1 ZInsult:
# C3 `7 J( M- S eComeback: My name is feared in every dirty corner of this island!. g* b* m" \" z) c
So you got that job as janitor, after all. & ]' t: ]/ j& u/ v
Insult:
" R! f: ~* u/ c0 |Comeback: My wisest enemies run away at the first sight of me!
( g! k' Z' O4 Y, d+ C2 gEven BEFORE they smell your breath? ( k* a. j b. |$ q% r% L& R
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Comeback: Only once have I met such a coward!" D; t X+ \, l9 P# ~' I$ R
He must have taught you everything you know. ) N2 h# N8 s" K
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, Z6 R9 Z; Q+ NComeback: If your brother's like you, better to marry a pig." o7 h2 e9 J0 V i, n
You make me think somebody already did. 4 z1 g8 X# u2 L: @; g4 a/ z! D
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Comeback: No one will ever catch ME fighting as badly as you do.' O# y7 d/ J& ^* {/ T# k- |
You run THAT fast?
2 i! \( p4 _4 i4 @3 U2 V) B2 B# SInsult:1 I& e: F% `- _$ P; ?
Comeback: I will milk every drop of blood from your body!
: B. M4 r9 Y5 F- y- NHow appropriate. You fight like a cow. ( c. C8 v# n" E# m4 f1 K
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Comeback: My last fight ended with my hands covered with blood.
& H# g/ V+ M* XI hope now you've learned to stop picking your nose.
1 P8 c" C; a) M7 MInsult:8 d; b6 M9 b( v4 o: e9 g7 I
Comeback: I hope you have a boat ready for a quick escape.
1 L' S: e9 k# c, fWhy, did you want to borrow one? 7 w2 S5 y6 E* A& ^+ Z1 f
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Comeback: My sword is famous all over the Caribbean!1 G3 R$ p2 B9 ?2 |% S9 t/ c( t
Too bad no one's ever heard of YOU at all. 4 V. U# E! O, C, {3 `. z
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Comeback: I've got the courage and skill of a master swordsman!
' I! E' T7 ]) g3 I- g5 O2 C/ s- C* zI'd be in real trouble if you ever used them. 9 g' | U' Q3 v
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Comeback: Every word you say to me is stupid.
! a3 _( d& B( @+ ?! l+ }" AI wanted to make sure you'd feel comfortable with me. " Y9 Y. ]' e0 f; j! t
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Comeback: You are a pain in the backside, sir!
- \( G) {6 ^1 f$ v# O" bYour hemorrhoids are flaring up again, eh?
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+ h7 ~$ F$ q6 z" K( @9 _Comeback: There are no clever moves that can help you now.
: k" Y1 _/ b5 C. k/ [Yes there are. You just never learned them.
' r5 Y; C/ W/ V9 V( c5 _3 XInsult:& Y0 i7 @7 P4 q& z' h$ b
Comeback: Now I know what filth and stupidity really are.8 f6 v2 i( Y2 @8 \
I'm glad to hear you attended your family reunion.
X$ ^8 L7 T4 z( F. ]8 L& B# LInsult:
: z- X$ R4 h6 M1 Y# x4 u- OComeback: I usually see people like you passed-out on tavern floors.; \* D# K+ ~1 c- N, R5 e& A
Even BEFORE they smell your breath? |