猴岛小英雄与海盗、大剑师对骂攻略

mxjmyxzww999

这个也是老版的，看看～～～
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Fighting the pirates  
& t/ r* k1 T5 F与海盗对骂

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Comeback:  This is the END for you, you gutter-crawling cur!
And I've got a little TIP for you, get the POINT?  
9 ~& S3 g  x8 g: }( q3 HInsult:
, X- B8 O; M/ t$ h9 h  CComeback:  Soon you'll be wearing my sword like a shish kebab!
% y1 H. y* M' c+ ?# NFirst you better stop waiving it like a feather-duster.  
Insult:
$ k6 T  Q3 E' Z, H% g( G: wComeback:  My handkerchief will wipe up your blood!
$ F  M' }8 f5 t4 t( Q5 YSo you got that job as janitor, after all.  
Insult:
. J: X  K! x4 Y# W' eComeback:  People fall at my feet when they see me coming.
Even BEFORE they smell your breath?  
. V: s6 }( N+ i' E: K# H5 y# ~7 dInsult:
* w9 N, W8 P8 B5 ?, Q' vComeback:  I once owned a dog that was smarter then you.
! }- x3 L* R/ M6 \, U1 a7 f) pHe must have taught you everything you know.  
! E! h5 W) T( M' D( lInsult:
Comeback:  You make me want to puke.
You make me think somebody already did.  
' s- {% q7 v  r2 yInsult:
) a' d; ~* L* O3 \* q) wComeback:  Nobody's ever drawn blood from me and nobody ever will.
You run THAT fast?  
9 O, Q3 F" j& m% O5 q$ wInsult:
Comeback:  You fight like a dairy farmer.
6 O& X" g1 u7 g0 l% {# l( vHow appropriate. You fight like a cow.  
Insult:
: i& H8 E8 v# x; sComeback:  I got this scar on my face during a mighty struggle!
I hope now you've learned to stop picking your nose.  
  p% l3 L/ c4 C4 i( XInsult:
Comeback:  Have you stopped wearing diapers yet?
, F4 |% z# o9 P5 r$ wWhy, did you want to borrow one?  
Insult:
2 a5 |) m7 [! E: MComeback:  I've heard you were a contemptible sneak.
9 P7 x7 K1 S4 I  J) ZToo bad no one's ever heard of YOU at all.  
Insult:
  k: W9 M4 y. V1 W2 n- F4 kComeback:  You're no match for my brains, you poor fool.
, u# u& t6 [. R7 U% g4 F" FI'd be in real trouble if you ever used them.  
Insult:
3 y2 P8 n. G/ Y- N. U4 yComeback:  You have the manners of a beggar.
I wanted to make sure you'd feel comfortable with me.  
Insult:
# Z! X, G5 A, a$ NComeback:  I'm not going to take your insolence sitting down!
  H! J9 ~. |" sYour hemorrhoids are flaring up again, eh?  
Insult:
, D& Q6 l. V, x5 x: tComeback:  There are no words for how disgusting you are.
Yes there are. You just never learned them.  
Insult:
* u" I$ O( M7 Q4 D: W: V8 {Comeback:  I've spoken with apes more polite then you.
# J5 T# h$ v$ l$ @/ _8 e: B0 H7 WI'm glad to hear you attended your family reunion.  
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Fighting the Sword Master  
与大剑师对骂

Insult:
Comeback:  I've got a long, sharp lesson for you you to learn today.
And I've got a little TIP for you. Get the POINT?  
Insult:
: P8 b: b" D5 a" ~, [# d8 bComeback:  My tongue is sharper then any sword.
: w( B+ |8 _% y$ x1 _First you better stop waving it like a feather-duster.  
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, w$ P8 p! _3 F. x. BComeback:  My name is feared in every dirty corner of this island!
So you got that job as janitor, after all.  
& n1 C1 [) B0 c. DInsult:
Comeback:  My wisest enemies run away at the first sight of me!
Even BEFORE they smell your breath?  
Insult:
Comeback:  Only once have I met such a coward!
He must have taught you everything you know.  
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Comeback:  If your brother's like you, better to marry a pig.
You make me think somebody already did.  
Insult:
Comeback:  No one will ever catch ME fighting as badly as you do.
You run THAT fast?  
Insult:
2 r- L* O5 F6 qComeback:  I will milk every drop of blood from your body!
How appropriate. You fight like a cow.  
Insult:
Comeback:  My last fight ended with my hands covered with blood.
1 Z% x& W2 B7 PI hope now you've learned to stop picking your nose.  
3 O& X3 o* ^, B% o* e( xInsult:
7 ?2 d+ J- \5 W) G4 C- o) pComeback:  I hope you have a boat ready for a quick escape.
Why, did you want to borrow one?  
4 n) V7 \( B" VInsult:
/ q$ Q- j4 B5 R: o5 }( [8 j7 H: ?Comeback:  My sword is famous all over the Caribbean!
8 ^! ^; [7 D/ X% z! H4 VToo bad no one's ever heard of YOU at all.  
Insult:
Comeback:  I've got the courage and skill of a master swordsman!
- K8 W/ t9 t7 J- Z$ yI'd be in real trouble if you ever used them.  
- Z+ A! N: S- O8 O/ \Insult:
Comeback:  Every word you say to me is stupid.
' g8 W5 {0 k- NI wanted to make sure you'd feel comfortable with me.  
1 r/ J& Z9 g" h  l+ H4 uInsult:
Comeback:  You are a pain in the backside, sir!
Your hemorrhoids are flaring up again, eh?  
Insult:
Comeback:  There are no clever moves that can help you now.
1 q5 `# \0 j. l/ m# T0 GYes there are. You just never learned them.  
Insult:
Comeback:  Now I know what filth and stupidity really are.
4 ~  h: i! @1 b0 W- @* rI'm glad to hear you attended your family reunion.  
" k- Z; D/ ?7 a6 v9 CInsult:
Comeback:  I usually see people like you passed-out on tavern floors.
Even BEFORE they smell your breath?

mxjmyxzww999

自己顶一下^_^

yanzhiren1

引用第1楼mxjmyxzww999于2009-07-30 09:35发表的  :
$ o, I& f6 M$ @' O; E4 Z& a) n) Z自己顶一下^_^

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3 u; ~5 D9 c9 Y! Q" o9 u2 @9 j: X$ V问题是在哪能学到这些反击呢？

hll3200

在与路上碰到的海盗的一次又一次的战斗实践中习得

liyonggame

这个要那个本子记的，没有听过的选项不会出现，只能一点一点跟海盗们学

雪代缘

這篇攻略很實用，支持一下，追憶猴島小英雄。