猴岛小英雄与海盗、大剑师对骂攻略

mxjmyxzww999

这个也是老版的，看看～～～

Fighting the pirates  
5 L, Z8 |3 s2 s; t: b& l与海盗对骂

Insult:
Comeback:  This is the END for you, you gutter-crawling cur!
! G( Q+ U: s+ s. G% Z7 ^& W: y; A0 xAnd I've got a little TIP for you, get the POINT?  
4 {; F7 f( ]. u- b2 NInsult:
Comeback:  Soon you'll be wearing my sword like a shish kebab!
First you better stop waiving it like a feather-duster.  
2 e9 I! @+ W1 S4 f! ]Insult:
Comeback:  My handkerchief will wipe up your blood!
9 V# X/ w" q# ]3 f% f0 \) mSo you got that job as janitor, after all.  
" D1 e, g! @) x; F& R" ]Insult:
Comeback:  People fall at my feet when they see me coming.
& n' g! l% i  a6 V8 MEven BEFORE they smell your breath?  
& h2 h2 i: d/ SInsult:
4 G; S* L- X! U0 h/ QComeback:  I once owned a dog that was smarter then you.
He must have taught you everything you know.  
Insult:
Comeback:  You make me want to puke.
9 B1 X. M8 ]; T9 Z, ?! WYou make me think somebody already did.  
Insult:
Comeback:  Nobody's ever drawn blood from me and nobody ever will.
You run THAT fast?  
4 @, g+ G! W' }  oInsult:
Comeback:  You fight like a dairy farmer.
How appropriate. You fight like a cow.  
Insult:
/ G; Q1 ~6 y9 U2 U7 K+ \Comeback:  I got this scar on my face during a mighty struggle!
2 P% L9 y% F  S3 q! g+ }# C3 AI hope now you've learned to stop picking your nose.  
Insult:
2 |, E1 d/ V4 K0 f4 F( z* |' ?+ jComeback:  Have you stopped wearing diapers yet?
Why, did you want to borrow one?  
Insult:
9 W! Y9 b$ {- Y) D3 L+ @8 y" I) z7 NComeback:  I've heard you were a contemptible sneak.
/ }% T5 d7 ?9 L0 hToo bad no one's ever heard of YOU at all.  
Insult:
2 B9 X! [' O# @Comeback:  You're no match for my brains, you poor fool.
8 A) _$ Z0 n- @# k: e6 BI'd be in real trouble if you ever used them.  
Insult:
/ b: ?) p. z8 Z9 M6 lComeback:  You have the manners of a beggar.
+ Z" @2 B1 i4 _" v3 HI wanted to make sure you'd feel comfortable with me.  
Insult:
, F0 X1 v- I6 m5 ]  d: z8 ?8 UComeback:  I'm not going to take your insolence sitting down!
9 l' a; m) X) G8 MYour hemorrhoids are flaring up again, eh?  
Insult:
7 o0 b- m  e7 x6 DComeback:  There are no words for how disgusting you are.
Yes there are. You just never learned them.  
. p5 n. }; L* A; M, o; l8 ~Insult:
Comeback:  I've spoken with apes more polite then you.
( O/ t7 r5 L' f. S$ u# C; VI'm glad to hear you attended your family reunion.  

6 C, c4 f# ?0 M: O: V+ m! iFighting the Sword Master  
与大剑师对骂

# A# R. {& i! {$ ]2 `Insult:
Comeback:  I've got a long, sharp lesson for you you to learn today.
And I've got a little TIP for you. Get the POINT?  
Insult:
6 {3 [" Q* ~, }2 dComeback:  My tongue is sharper then any sword.
3 a8 s5 w3 F5 D4 g8 vFirst you better stop waving it like a feather-duster.  
- ]  ~8 A& ~' d3 W/ q0 YInsult:
Comeback:  My name is feared in every dirty corner of this island!
) B$ l! A+ B& g5 \8 XSo you got that job as janitor, after all.  
Insult:
6 D, s5 {6 u' e4 ]: j. M8 p9 TComeback:  My wisest enemies run away at the first sight of me!
# }- h# U& a: \" U2 REven BEFORE they smell your breath?  
Insult:
- e# x6 R4 z$ M, g* J. m0 T/ I/ d. uComeback:  Only once have I met such a coward!
He must have taught you everything you know.  
Insult:
Comeback:  If your brother's like you, better to marry a pig.
, {! n$ }( t4 R/ J: X2 X$ v& QYou make me think somebody already did.  
Insult:
! ^! u% ~( A+ w$ ^8 {8 P1 aComeback:  No one will ever catch ME fighting as badly as you do.
You run THAT fast?  
Insult:
Comeback:  I will milk every drop of blood from your body!
/ k1 U& u; v% |. o2 u  C) gHow appropriate. You fight like a cow.  
Insult:
/ X2 R, t: J( l+ A1 y! k: }  [' r! [Comeback:  My last fight ended with my hands covered with blood.
  K) j7 w. r4 j! `5 qI hope now you've learned to stop picking your nose.  
  `" ?0 @8 d6 ]5 X' P. V. fInsult:
9 Q1 V5 X1 k8 M# N6 p! ~/ n$ PComeback:  I hope you have a boat ready for a quick escape.
6 ~# Q7 c0 H% R! n; L" B/ `3 A1 L6 iWhy, did you want to borrow one?  
" m- X8 {" O" p  d3 YInsult:
Comeback:  My sword is famous all over the Caribbean!
9 l! r  }3 q' s7 uToo bad no one's ever heard of YOU at all.  
2 `, s+ w" M) I" xInsult:
) ]( D* k; R' g' w% JComeback:  I've got the courage and skill of a master swordsman!
: I) ~  F2 t" [1 O& I% |I'd be in real trouble if you ever used them.  
Insult:
Comeback:  Every word you say to me is stupid.
I wanted to make sure you'd feel comfortable with me.  
) R; N; w7 H' V/ N: v% K5 w# C$ `3 LInsult:
/ \3 x2 m1 T% S/ k& P3 tComeback:  You are a pain in the backside, sir!
Your hemorrhoids are flaring up again, eh?  
Insult:
$ Y: ~1 K8 y) j! Y6 ^8 Z; NComeback:  There are no clever moves that can help you now.
9 E- d; O. X! z9 ~0 |" ZYes there are. You just never learned them.  
& |3 ]$ d8 U7 ]5 C+ aInsult:
. I% y  X2 i& t% t: bComeback:  Now I know what filth and stupidity really are.
! ?6 Q' J# I! {% HI'm glad to hear you attended your family reunion.  
Insult:
Comeback:  I usually see people like you passed-out on tavern floors.
Even BEFORE they smell your breath?

mxjmyxzww999

自己顶一下^_^

yanzhiren1

引用第1楼mxjmyxzww999于2009-07-30 09:35发表的  :
7 H" r6 J9 C: E$ L9 z自己顶一下^_^

5 A/ H7 [6 N/ x( c9 J

5 h; F3 @' p8 z8 x5 p问题是在哪能学到这些反击呢？

hll3200

在与路上碰到的海盗的一次又一次的战斗实践中习得

liyonggame

这个要那个本子记的，没有听过的选项不会出现，只能一点一点跟海盗们学

雪代缘

這篇攻略很實用，支持一下，追憶猴島小英雄。