美国偶像评委经典损人语录

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美国唱歌选秀节目《美国偶像（American Idol）》的麻辣评委西蒙·考威尔向来以损人不带脏字著称，今天我们就来总结总结他那些经典的损人语录。
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/ F  S* F$ Y" H2 ~" ]It sounded like cats jumping off the Empire State Building.

- n9 P' a5 V, h$ p听上去像一只猫从帝国大厦跳下来。
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I'm going to reach out with a hook if you don't shut up.
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8 [! m1 c# c+ ~7 \& _如果你再不闭嘴，我就向里面甩个鱼钩。
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That was extraordinary. Unfortunately, extraordinary bad!

你的表演很特别。不幸的是，特别地差劲。
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You have just invented a new form of torture.

你发明了一种折磨人的新手段。

If you had lived 2,000 years ago and sung like that, I think they would have stoned you.
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# o! t" }1 C$ H& ?- z" t1 M如果你生活在2000年前， 唱成这样，人们会向你扔石头。

9 t( f( c4 p9 OThere's only so much punishment a human can take. I can't take anymore.

人类能承受的惩罚是有限的，我再也无法忍受了。

You killed my favorite.
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2 N! ^" z8 B, R# M8 S我最喜欢的歌曲被你糟蹋了。
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/ `$ w; G5 J9 Y; t! B' xIt is a beautiful song when you're not singing it.

你不唱它的时候，它是首好歌。
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1 h' v2 x9 B: a1 iYou’re like a little hamster trying to be a tiger.

你就像一只想做大老虎的小仓鼠。
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4 Y+ [0 p. w/ m( nI think you looked as if you were half-asleep throughout the song.

你唱歌的时候，看起来处在半睡眠状态。

( r3 X0 B1 j+ S; @0 iI couldn't understand a single word. ... You could have been singing in Norwegian.

我一个字也听不懂，你大概在用挪威语演唱吧。
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Imagine 22 horses and a donkey (racing), you just wouldn't stand a chance.
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: e3 T- }' v4 f1 O$ A7 e想象一下，一头驴与22匹马赛跑，你一点机会都没有。
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" D% t. L& ^3 H2 `% TIt's like you were drunk. I'm not talking one or two bottles, I'm talking a crate.

你好像喝多了。我说的可不是一、两瓶，而是一箱那么多。

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