美国偶像评委经典损人语录

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美国唱歌选秀节目《美国偶像（American Idol）》的麻辣评委西蒙·考威尔向来以损人不带脏字著称，今天我们就来总结总结他那些经典的损人语录。

4 b7 i% G, V& M5 UIt sounded like cats jumping off the Empire State Building.

听上去像一只猫从帝国大厦跳下来。
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" f8 }: m: a; V- Z$ |' a8 JI'm going to reach out with a hook if you don't shut up.
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9 v5 S7 X* `# H" h. N如果你再不闭嘴，我就向里面甩个鱼钩。

That was extraordinary. Unfortunately, extraordinary bad!

你的表演很特别。不幸的是，特别地差劲。

* c1 E! n% C6 JYou have just invented a new form of torture.
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: c( {3 M" s( V. p, k, p0 z8 s你发明了一种折磨人的新手段。

If you had lived 2,000 years ago and sung like that, I think they would have stoned you.
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/ S# x/ P  x8 n如果你生活在2000年前， 唱成这样，人们会向你扔石头。
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5 o5 S. I& R6 H- J9 q0 W; d9 JThere's only so much punishment a human can take. I can't take anymore.
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人类能承受的惩罚是有限的，我再也无法忍受了。

0 j/ ~( s. Z7 N( }You killed my favorite.

我最喜欢的歌曲被你糟蹋了。

: Y) n, g, O3 m- R. D% Y7 OIt is a beautiful song when you're not singing it.
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你不唱它的时候，它是首好歌。

You’re like a little hamster trying to be a tiger.

你就像一只想做大老虎的小仓鼠。
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9 j) U9 L' _" f; q% X! a% w% ^; VI think you looked as if you were half-asleep throughout the song.
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2 ]$ p) M( ^7 i5 d你唱歌的时候，看起来处在半睡眠状态。
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I couldn't understand a single word. ... You could have been singing in Norwegian.
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1 O5 c3 H8 y, {我一个字也听不懂，你大概在用挪威语演唱吧。

* _! O$ f4 i4 y8 ^% ~! jImagine 22 horses and a donkey (racing), you just wouldn't stand a chance.
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/ _( j& R2 t9 |/ v" v想象一下，一头驴与22匹马赛跑，你一点机会都没有。

It's like you were drunk. I'm not talking one or two bottles, I'm talking a crate.
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你好像喝多了。我说的可不是一、两瓶，而是一箱那么多。

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