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One day I gonna to Malta to a big hotel,in the morning I go down to eat a breakfast. I tell the waitress that I want two pieces of toast .she brings me only one piece. I tell her "I wanna two pieces". She say "Go to the toilet". I say "you don't understand, I wanna two pieces on 7 h- [. n: J7 x
my plate". She say to me: "you better not piss on the plate, you & {/ q4 j3 h. D3 M2 I2 i/ Y
sonnawabitch". I do not even know this lady and she call me a sonnawabitch!! & r: Y8 s3 A9 F- M6 p6 b; K5 i
Later I go to eat at a bigger restaurant. The waiter brings
0 ?% A8 G$ k5 ]5 mme a Spoon and a knief but no fock. I tell her "I wanna a fock" and she
9 f7 G% L1 J* X. h; w! W% @tella me : "everyone wanna fxck". I tella her " you don't undertsand : J" e6 m4 W" \# N; J0 S
me...I wanna fock on the table". She say : "you better not f*k on the table you sonnawabitch." q! f9 o% }: H6 S* P8 _& q
So I go back to my room in my hotel and there is no sheets on the bed. I call the manager and tell him "I wanna a sheet". he tell me to
0 U- F" K7 x+ T" v2 ^& @Go the toilet. I say "you don't understand I wanna a sheet on
$ h: D8 ~7 j, g# P- H; q e" |2 w1 Wmy bed". He say:"you better not shoot on the bed, you sonnawabitch". + i, A0 D* }- b6 X" m: H
$ N( j' H! H; W3 bI go to the Check out and the man at the desk said " peace on you".and I say : " Piss on you too, you sonnawabicth". I gonna back to Italy! |
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