猴岛3: e0 _6 p6 N1 {0 _& X# R* k
9 ~$ _+ A$ b7 |$ S普通海盗
: g7 t5 ]1 B/ x; E9 ]9 f5 I7 K3 C! C9 [6 a2 O4 ]" \
Insult: Every enemy I've met I annihilated!3 T* s8 x- _9 i& m7 c; _
Response: With your breath, I'm sure they all suffocated.% K! t8 L8 l' H( E; y* t
9 E6 Q( `( G9 p$ I6 \7 q: e4 }Insult: You're as repulsive as a monkey in a negligee.
& w2 _* K8 z1 MResponse: I look THAT much like your fiancee?
2 R4 W+ p' C4 ]5 S+ z, G
; p$ m5 }3 ~8 P1 O( {( j2 w# w! yInsult: Would you like to be buried or cremated?
. n0 f3 U( m& l# h4 f- R1 XResponse: With you around, I'd prefer to be fumigated." l+ C, f" v0 u. A6 V& I- g; e
; _$ z; }2 g1 k2 F B
Insult: Heaven preserve me! You look like something that's died!! K+ l4 u$ C4 ?1 D, m+ d* G( \
Response: The only way you'll be preserved is in formaldehyde.
2 C( D6 U4 ?6 }8 Q3 t/ c# F3 S5 W/ N3 b
Insult: I'll skewer you like a sow at a buffet.. H C! ~9 I6 a, C
Response: When I'm done with you, you'll be a boneless fillet.
4 h) s) y! e$ R L) M, F' [
5 r- e4 _# Q4 Z8 F/ P5 wInsult: Killing you would be justifiable homicide!$ Y: u* |4 a* Z
Response: Then killing you must be justifiable fungicide.
! g, _6 a+ U; j
6 C- Y2 C$ J2 bInsult: En garde! Touche!
" z5 d1 [, @0 v0 _6 fResponse: Oh, that is so cliche.& p$ ]8 A! D5 I: s- a( N
! p9 N8 S- Z" g4 ^. z( Q+ V" t
Insult: Throughout the Caribbean my great deeds are celebrated!
) t( Y" C, U1 }Response: Too bad they're fabricated.
I$ O. f5 A+ G3 O2 M4 D' j9 Q. j7 ^
Insult: When your father first saw you, he must have been mortified.
: a3 D$ Y _0 f( h' k1 EResponse: At least mine can be identified.
; E7 x) A! k8 h, N! D+ Z q
2 b$ _3 U2 q, U( y2 gInsult: You can't match my witty repartee!
' g% W2 c) U# g9 uResponse: I could, if you would use some breath spray.
% T" R1 L/ r+ G, d E5 L9 }; X) M2 ~6 G3 Z @; R
Insult: I can't rest until you've been exterminated!3 t& O4 u! ^: F( F, Y. w2 P
Response: Then perhaps you should switch to decaffeinated.
/ U X# b0 X" f) {6 V7 f. h/ D: F" s* ?: r* R
Insult: You're the ugliest monster ever created!7 C, b. _. [8 M- H; l6 |
Response: If you don't count all the one you've dated.
; ?7 l3 D4 B' @1 M. s0 [
8 M" v- ^2 ?6 M1 zInsult: I'll leave you devastated, mutilated and perforated., X2 y" g# S% C( T9 Z$ g+ t9 S
Response: Your odor alone makes me aggravated, agitated and infuriated.* L' Z- y- u n/ W
- D& s. ~# P( |6 _, qInsult: Coming face to face with me must leave you petrified.$ D* `4 G0 W# X7 w( z* W1 |
Response: Is that your face? I thought it was your backside.3 ^3 M# g. v- x& a2 l: @
7 Y2 a0 k) i! b S: h) j# bInsult: I'll hound you night and day!
- g) O3 g% u6 a( D6 LResponse: Then be a good boy. Sit. Stay!
% h4 J. P( j/ G K% n- J5 U( \( U/ r
9 O F+ j: `& N4 PInsult: I have never seen such clumsy swordplay!
& H: P/ e @( t. D; I! ZResponse: You would have, but you're always running away.$ r; t! c6 B0 F
! J, w4 p. ^6 V8 f, \9 CRottingham船长
; j4 D% G5 W4 \* S) q6 y7 K& I6 {' J8 ~
Insult: My attacks have left entire islands depopulated!. l3 E# V$ g3 e, z+ i0 W
Response: With your breath, I'm sure they all suffocated.
" B( K4 i1 p0 g. h" f9 l' m+ H# k6 c6 ]
Insult: You have the sex appeal of a Shar-Pei.
# v; }( w3 W; [" G: i* ZResponse: I look THAT much like your fiancee?
- Z$ D" V7 _ E# o% i( x# n+ i9 X
+ }9 v0 x/ [& p" lInsult: I give you a choice. You can be gutted, or decapitated!3 {) v8 ?0 Y: t$ I
Response: With you around, I'd prefer to be fumigated.3 ~! B B( c0 z% t# x; ~
* q$ D- o* A1 b! {5 K+ _
Insult: Nothing on this earth can save your sorry hide!' o# z& o, Y; b/ {1 {8 F9 G
Response: The only way you'll be preserved is in formaldehyde.
# H7 D6 n8 _" D2 j: ^# L8 W
+ A0 K" c4 s/ ?$ m8 v" fInsult: Your lips look like they belong on the catch of the day!
- I& o! t1 f( G) i. CResponse: When I'm done with you, you'll be a boneless fillet.6 }# A5 y/ P9 D' }
& t4 i4 M# w/ l, G3 C. VInsult: When I'm done, your body will be rotted and putrefied!1 J* F1 {+ F* L g' r, g* K0 ~
Response: Then killing you must be justifiable fungicide.
* g- R9 H3 c _% p- q8 V- c& y/ N# f+ K1 H
Insult: Your mother wears a toupee! P' h" z4 _, ?- \" O" c
Response: Oh, that is so cliche./ B7 F8 e. A: J: H; g. }
5 b# |7 s1 |$ A5 K# Q" z& x
Insult: My skills with a sword are highly venerated.
- _ f6 _% c2 ]0 U5 E8 N% r! lResponse: Too bad they're fabricated.% l, G; H- L: A6 [7 `, k
, j' `$ c* p( U
Insult: You're a disgrace to your species, you're so undignified!
- a" S2 l' V! j, {8 N9 B* EResponse: At least mine can be identified.6 u0 y) E* d* U/ e7 w$ n
: u) U2 T3 E' h$ H. y
Insult: Nothing can stop me from blowing you away!3 L6 d4 F8 o# A. p# y
Response: I could, if you would use some breath spray.6 f! n$ M3 ^' L- K2 p6 C( z7 g
9 W8 P. i6 D r( G
Insult: Your stench would make an outhouse cleaner irritated!* k2 _+ I3 U) f# S X3 l. V3 x
Response: Then perhaps you should switch to decaffeinated.
) M( X$ @* @" M! P& w% l/ I% e& h7 @% g
Insult: Your looks would make pigs nauseated." Q5 y. T, A7 V) R2 a
Response: If you don't count all the one you've dated.
; e8 N8 N5 ?# L+ y) _+ N8 g1 l n% R* i! V9 I
Insult: I can't tell which of my traits has you the most intimidated.
; ~8 L) d. r. j2 j! n$ u* pResponse: Your odor alone makes me aggravated, agitated and infuriated. L5 D" f5 ?- e2 Z
# \; V8 T9 S5 {7 w
Insult: Never before have I faced someone so sissified." U& n- s# u8 f$ `# l. _# m/ u
Response: Is that your face? I thought it was your backside.
% d m: h6 }6 e; U; h
- {" e5 a+ S- j& t( l4 KInsult: Sometimes I am dogged and relentless to my prey!; Z0 A& d$ O4 f* Y% K' g. ?
Response: Then be a good boy. Sit. Stay!
1 I+ W* g% a* {& O+ D7 S/ k( o: P
! P9 K0 g/ M% F. k6 B" \" OInsult: I have never lost a melee!) W; w1 G3 T5 N" U1 P
Response: You would have, but you're always running away.
$ T5 ~# ]6 c& n4 L8 S) ^! P. \* o" e( b" @9 [- P2 C
繁中版（“Q”是普通海盗，“羅”是羅丁漢船長）：
$ W2 q K. X! Y. K7 c9 cQ :我所遇過的每一個敵人，都已經到西天野餐去了。
5 n+ \; b: j9 M) X; s# |羅:我的攻擊讓整個島群人口驟減。
* I& G. ~) \# v2 b' C' pA :在你的口臭之下，我相信他們全都窒息了。
1 |, ?2 d2 _) R' M+ l: }' M* d. X. @5 o5 H0 r5 m/ ]: T
Q :你就像一隻穿著衣服的猴子一樣令人生厭。+ Q! {3 j' |# T6 [. Y
羅:你對Shar-Pei倒是很有吸引力。3 \6 b" Q1 S. l% E+ i8 O) e+ ^
A :我看起來真的那麼像你的未婚妻嗎？/ z# V# H% l5 R6 R0 ]6 x
2 M5 E- c" w9 Y2 j4 u
Q :我要像叉自助餐裡的豬肉那樣叉死你。
1 B1 A- l% [* d6 ~% O羅:你的雙唇看起來就好比每天的大減價商品一樣。, H' S9 q0 B& k, ^% H9 P1 o
A :當我把你解決之後你將會是一塊去骨的上肉。4 ^# P% ~' c. e3 B
( l- U; Y3 d4 W* o! l! h. [
Q :我會蹂躪你，使你殘廢全身穿孔。- e9 a* {1 T" H G8 d
A :你的味道讓我呼吸困難、情緒激動、無法忍受。" F; e: T& w x6 {; s0 k0 Y
) G* f6 v3 A0 P6 S, o6 JQ :老天！饒了我吧！你看來活著和死的沒甚麼兩樣。9 s$ l" k( ~ }
羅:在這個地球上沒有一處是你容身之所。) O( G% |7 s* l. n3 U
A :唯一能把你保留下來的方法就是泡在甲醛裡。0 @8 k9 n! Q' G- b* I
4 R7 m* g! }$ E) tQ :準備接招！
" g6 c5 H# J$ I% [羅:你娘戴著假髮。- L" `& Y! K8 X8 ~; E7 z
A :哦！真是老招。- v2 u; Z0 ? _. m& a2 d0 t
" y/ M& J" U( n2 X2 N0 T
Q :和我面對面一定讓你嚇呆了吧！+ ]6 s: n* f3 g
A :那是你的臉嗎我還以為是你的屁股。! @ T9 i+ j/ c
/ ^( q9 u ~3 [! R" x8 C) xQ :你是趕不上我機智的對答的。
+ f' j& H# F3 q6 C/ U/ ^羅:我一口氣就能把你吹走誰也不能阻止。# u& E2 k. P) {! z# M+ R
A :如果你能用一點口齒芳香劑的話我倒還可以忍受。
* W& ~* \& J. o! r' I0 s2 Z
7 b# O2 Z# z3 T8 XQ :到你死之前我都不會休息。
% l6 H6 ^6 W* Y2 |2 v1 m) UA :那麼或許你可以試試不含咖啡因的東西。' x& G7 V' }- i/ v# @
) }8 w7 G" m& p, i; ?Q :當你父親第一眼看見你時，他一定感到很後悔。6 {0 n) r0 h, V5 B
羅:你是你那種族的恥辱啊！你連一點威嚴都沒有。
# r! A* i4 k; U; |5 vA :至少我的還可以確認。2 S8 B' U$ c. M1 ` d% s+ m) E
) [, y- ]6 K/ c3 wQ :我會從早到晚大聲罵你。
0 N$ K G; R5 I: z羅:你會發現我對獵物既執著又無情。
6 F% y6 \) ]( M2 A& X, b% @2 VA :那就當條好狗坐下留在這裡。
3 @$ x8 L' R. Z( J$ ^" ]$ H9 P( z- z8 y; y. [9 X8 A
Q :我偉大的功勳馳名整個加勒比海。% R0 o8 V1 I4 R% `
羅:我的劍術受到高度崇拜。
$ e- i+ D4 d1 w2 hA :很不幸它們全都是捏造的。 |
[复制链接]
发表于 2014-2-27 13:40
QQ好友和群
QQ空间
腾讯微博
腾讯朋友
收藏
分享
很美好
很差劲
楼主
